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Ralph: He doesn’t hear me, how can I make him understand? Why do I feel so giddy? My whole world is in a spin I feel so tongue-tied So near and yet so far from him Ted: I must get some new boots Ralph: What are these strange feelings inside of me After all he’s just a man Ted: I hope I get home in time for countdown Ralph: Maybe he hears me, somewhere inside him If he would only speak my name Ted: That Richard Whitley he’s very good. Ralph: Oh my world would be complete if he would only understand If I could be like him, the good earth upon my hand Ted: I hope I’ve got some Swarfega in the shed Ralph: But it can never be Him and me Ted and I I and he Ted: Why does he look at me that way Could it be he knows Surely not But how can I tell him Ralph: He doesn’t hear me Ted: To see deep inside my heart, burning inside Ralph: He doesn’t know me Ted: I put the horse before the cart Ted and Ralph: How can I tell him Ralph: If I could walk with him my head held high and be a man Be true to what I am, for once just be a man Ted: How can I tell him? I haven’t really sorted out the drainage in the lower field

Remember going to see this live, such a good show. This part caught me off gaurd

Is it wrong that this made me cry

The analytical portion of my brain is telling me that Ted's words come from his guilt over fibbing about the drainage in the lower field, but the romantic portion is not only _SCREAMING_ the complete opposite, but it's also challenging the analytical side: Why did he bother to come all the way up to the house and fib about it in the first place? 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤

Is this permanent or a one off?

The best comedian

2:41 and 2:55 RIP Richard Whiteley 1943 - 2005.

When they first met, Paul and Charlie were in a punk band together at university.

1:41

4:12 God! Paul is such a good singer.

eff yess

Sixth form 😎

2:00

Such a touching and brilliantly sung and performed song.

funny

Just tell him, Ralph! He clearly feels the same about you!

that just mest up queen

My husband is quite artistic and likes to go slightly overboard on making things for the kids at school, and we call those his 'bumblebee moments'! ;)

Honestly, even Blunkett saw all these jokes coming...

@robdavis16 sneaky..

I love how Dara gives up and joins in

Doesn't matter about the joke being offensive, it's not like he's gonna watch the show

epic fail, cleary one of the funniest people to ever be on mock of the week.

Just found this and cried.

I wonder if David Blunkett is watching this...... Oh wait.....

telling comedians not to make a joke about something is like telling a 2 year old not to do something

I don't feel like a bee :/ hahaha!

Awesome lol

I've started using laughter to help heal myself from months of feeling really unwell. So for the past 3 days I've looked and laughed at Jack Dee videos. So funny! Thank you, Jack, and RUclips!

1:55 LOL

"Would it be something he said with his mouth because his eyes don't f**king work" LOL! what a legend

beastie boys?

@MoriNoYosei he says "i put the horse before the cart" It's an old English cliche

Man I love Ralph and Ted, they're just so adorable and heartbreaking! <3 And they both sing so well - it's especially funny to hear Ted singing in such a beautiful voice when he's usually just mumbling... :'D There's just one thing that bothers me to no end: I'm not a native English speaker and I just can't make out what Ted is singing between "burning inside me" and "how can I tell him"... So, if somebody could clear that up for me, I'd be eternally grateful!

I remember i had to go to school dressed as a disney character once. I didn't know why, and niether did anyone else.

OH YES! XD *dies of cuteness*

Aww-reaction of the audience at the end was exatly how my heart breaked when they didn't end up each others arms xD

i clapped like crazy... and my roommate thought i had gone insane

chicmunks are to tricky

Its only the voices that are meant to be "Chipmunked" Not all the instruments. Maybe try doing it properly and using a better program, downloading the midi files and putting some effort into it

Its only the voices that are meant to be "Chipmunked" Not all the instruments. Maybe try doing it properly and using a better program, downloading the midi files and putting some effort into it

i like it :D?

Ralph and Ted in a mini-musical? The best thing on Earth just got better. Yeah, Ted... not fooling anyone. I think the audience was disappointed by the ending, too. Well, until Jesse came on. XD

You guys made my night a little bit :))

intresting hahahah xxxx

LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS VIDEO =] (Ben just makes it lol)

hahaha

this has to be one of my favourit bits by Jack :)

Every school has one! Too f****** right! LOL

what happened to grandads knee hahaha he was havin a shit n it fell off lol .x