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I was confidently shouting "conservatives" at my screen. I'm not very good at listening to questions

Bob is just fantastic

True or False, this is still Bob Mortimer's world and we are just fortunate enough to share it with him

Tea maids were awesome

Has he ever lost lmaooo

Listening to Bob Mortimer is like metaphysics; I'm in 3 states at once: laughing at his story and how he tells it; wanting to hug him because he's adorable; and being frightened enough to call the funny farm to lock him away as a danger to himself and society.

Well that’s definitely a relation of the current prime minister that he met lol

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He's as funny as a burning orphanage.

at 0:58 - what does he say he turns on? A "teasmate"? what is it?

Bob and David probably get along quite well in real life, but on this show they're archenemies.

Bob's sections are normally very funny. This isn't funny...they are all trying too hard.

David Mitchell being driven deeper into insanity with every story is almost as funny as the stories themselves.

Bobs life experience and story telling web is deep, vast, dark and sticky, and truly weird.......David needs therapy from it hahahahaha

Bob Mortimer is a mad genius!

Bob is so convincing at whatever he says he could get away with doing the biggest bank job ever, gettin caught in the process with the swag still on him, and convincing the judge that he was on a three legged race around the whole of Australia whilst playing the bagpipes... He is that good...👏👏👏👏😂😂😂

THE BOY!

OMFG he’s done it again

You have to have a English sense of humour 😂

I want ice cream now, luckily there's some in my freezer :-))

Last leg? does he think its Josh?

Bob is a genius.

Is this supposed to be a platform to raise money for charity??? I’m very confused. It seems like the point is to make people generate the LEAST amount of money for their chosen charities.

James acaster: errr pass

She's gorgeous

He is indescribably brilliant 😊😊😊😊😊😊

This game becomes something altogether different when Bob is unleashed. My head is spinning like I've just been exposed to some unholy hybrid of the upanishads and the Marx brothers, and yet we've just been discussing toast, is all

He's rubbish.

Love you bob

This is the British version of Micheal Scott's Foreman Grill.

When I was in primary 1 and 2 my mum was a substitute teacher and science teacher at my school so she sometimes would teach my class. I used to always take advantage of the fact she was my mum and I would get so upset whenever she didn’t show me special treatment. I was the perfect student normally but when my mum was teaching I was constantly acting out and annoying her because I knew in that moment I had immunity. I must have been a nightmare to teach.

An international treasure.

I like the way this is kind of extended from the Heckler's Welcome bit. He should have kept the "that doesn't get laugh here ..spinning wheels castles...., but it's weird in the UK too" bit in the US hecklers tour, and he should have left in the stuff that makes me him look like he's being a dick to children in the Roald Dahl bit, inspite of the US theoretically not liking meanness as much, cuz yeah it makes him look like more of a dick, but it also was therefore funnier. And it's the rest of the show already wins us back pretty easily.

But now I'll always see him on the edge of his bed with a forelorn expression and dry toast in his hand

It's absolutely wonderful that we never have the slightest idea whether Bob is telling the truth or lying through his teeth. Not a scoobie. The man is truly an artiste.

Bob Mortimer is by far the funniest, most bizarre man alive

Just believe him. It's easier.

Samantha is good in this episode

LASER is just in the question!!

I mean, as good as Bob is at this game, they do let him bend the rules way, WAY too much. Not willing to say how many children he has. Em, yeah, I’m pretty sure you need to answer the question you’re asked.

"All my children... and there are a lot of them" cracks me tf up every single time lol

The slight show of surprise in his eyes when he's right at 2:00 is excellent

the only "celeb" i've heard of, is, acaster

My parents had a teasmade (until it was "retired"). It made tea - sort of - but the alarm was created by nazis. Those who know, know.

Vic and Bob, Paul and Bob or David and Bob? David's "Oh is that the end, so sooooon" swings it for me!

One of the few times where David hugely outshines Bob.

His subject should have been “Things that are circles.”

I love the way David has now accepted that whatever they guess WILL be wrong and so he's now trying to work out whether being wrong and it's true is better then being wrong and it's a lie.

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The thing about james acasters spiel....is it is reliant on him being youthful, or yoof oriented, including his voice characterisation. He is getting old and its a problem...imagine him trying this act aged 45yrs old...it wont work, as say with jo brands act she can still pull it off aged 50yrs+