Видео

The conductor has a different way of putting the audience to sleep with soothing tunes 🎶 😴

Please state the nature of the medical emergency!

Average American concert

What is doing Joe Biden there?

What song is this?

No Patrick, the shotgun is'nt an instrument

„Hey, what are you doing there?“ „I’m just giving the symphony the last shot.“

I asked my American friend if he plays an instrument, that’s what he sent me in response

John Cogrigliano must've been jealous of Tchaikovsky 😂

name of the song or Link to the orchestra or video

That's definitely a war piece

Only in usa

this is why we don't hire blind hitmen

I mean, isn't there a song that fires cannons around 20 times? Surely someone would've suggested a gun as a musical instrument

They were blank shells tho

Who’s ever think to use a weapon in music?! It’s barbaric and inappropriate *listens to 1812 overture immediately after*

W to the trumpet for holding their breath for so long

mom. how was band practice." kid holds up dead squirrel. "I got us dinner"

He just shows that Guns'N Roses is better.

They would have been so perfect if it was a James Bond intro

Shotgun was a little out of tune but sounded good

- how american is your music instrument? - yes

Well that gives new meaning to percussionist

the audience thinking they about to witness an assassination attempt

I still don’t know if that’s fake or real

RIP to all the birds

My high school band teacher was NOT okay with me bringing in this instrument.

Not the black square!

Surely it's America

I think its sound out of tempo. 😂😅

Orchestras will use any gimmick they can to get people to pay attention to them

And now onto the pieces with canons.

who needs an A-Minor if you had a A-Gun

mf pulled the shotgun on that poor mosquito

well then... welcome to Texas! heres your pecan pie and ofc your free revolver. enjoy your stay.

Yeah, i play the gun

This is why European composers don't take American composers seriously.

did what?

The quiet kid during band class:

POV American music class

I thought I listened Der Freischütz.

if that was in the USA everyone would have dipped

My favorite instrument has to be a Remington 12 gauge

This begs for a rewrite. I prefer an amplified fart

Why does the shotguner look like Jeremy Clarkson in retirement?

that is such a tschaikowsky thing to do

Drinking game! Take a shot every time someone in the comment section mentions Chaikovskiy's 1812 Overture. Just keep an ambulance on speed dial, in case you get alcohol poisoning.

He was trying to sleep, But the lights were too bright.

Then the grip falls

American orchestra