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It's so fucking funny that they comment on you falling AND climbing the sneater ladder. Like, man. really reminds you that it's not just Alphen that's jumping and running around and all that, and that's AWESOME! I love this game so much, these fucking details are great.

Oh boy, a full heal! This surely will come with no strings attached.

Man, that's a fucking ominous ass cutscene. Good thing Law is there to be a dumbass for the perfect juxtaposition.

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Kisara was about to kill those guys over that blasphemy is Dohalim didn't interject. She's just perfect. I love her so.

LET'S GO FISHING! TIME TO KICK SOME BASS! fish

Those apes have fucked up. They messed with ANGLERS. They shall soon see the might of all those that strike fear of all manners of creatures subaqueous.

Mahavar better fucking be alive. I swear. I'll scream again. I'll do it.

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You know, I ctually enjoyed the dumbass to dumbas communication of Law and Alphen the most. One upped Kisara even, damn. Good job Law. You're doing great man. Kisara too, but this is a given. And Rinwell and Dohalim.

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. I HAD ONE FUCKING REQUEST. NOT MAHAVAR, COME THE HELL ON GAME! YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT SHIT. FUCK YOU! COME OOOOOOOOON!

God this fucking LORE dude. Thank god Kisara is just the best. Holy shit Alphen, poor boy. Fuck. Someone give the man a hug.

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This game is all kinds of FUCKED up dude. I love it.

HUH? HUH? HUH? FUCKING WHAT? NO. HOLD ON. WHAT THE FUCK. ANIME YOU EXPLAIN THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW. NOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK.

WWWWWWWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! EXCUSE ME? First of all, rude ass kill steal, second of all, WHAT? oh my fuck, not the transition into the ANIME CUTSCENE, OH GOD!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GET HER ASS RINWELL! FUCK YEAH HOMIE!

Wind is so fucking cool. Why'd THIS lady have to be the wind lord? It'd be SO cool if she wasn't the one doing this shit.

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I fucking adore this party. Especially Kisara, have I mentioned that? I feel like I have. I'll keep saying it.

The idea of just leaving that wind bitch's boat, sailing away, and going all the way to some guy to make some cool armor is HILARIOUS. Yeah yeah yeah, we'll kick your ass in a fucking second, gotta make some fucking emblems first. Stay RIGHT there, gotta get some new clothes, have a snack, and take a nap.

We're at casually killing dragons eh? Nice.

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Oh hell yeah, it's GIRL'S NIGHT (plus Alphen, who is allowed cuz he's cool) TIME!

Game, you GOTTA stop cutting yourself off with these cutscenes and traversal dialogue overlapping. Like at least fucking repeat it, it's be annoying to hear it but it's better than the disappointment of like, "Oh I just don't get to hear Rinwell and Shionne have a serious and nice conversation cuz Law commented on the size of the ship."

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I fucking love Kisara so god damn much. Fucking sea sickness stopping her from spelling it out to the dumbass as plainly as he needs it.

Fuck yeah Mahavar, what a champion. This guy better not die, I swear.

Oh great we have just gotten to the sewer level

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I mean, that dialogue during the credits was cute, but uh, that was a big surprise. Not like, "Wow this thing happened? I didn't see that coming, oh wow!" it was instead, "Oh, this is actually what they're going with? Huh. Alright then." Felt rushed. Anticlimactic. Just that part at the end though, the rest of the mission, pretty good. All in all, pretty cool campaign. Somewhat predictable at times for better or for worse, but not wholly a bad thing. I enjoyed it at least, it was fun to get into, it's just that fumbling the bag at the end though is never a good look. I will say that, throughout this ENTIRE game, I've never been more convinced that these people made the WORST possible decision to become marines. At least Recker, cuz HOLY shit it really feels like he pissed in Posideon's cereal this entire god damn game. MAN.

Oh. I see. That's the end huh? Well. Fuck.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HE FUCKING LIIIIIVES LET'S GO!

I. I'm just not gonna fucking say anything anymore. I'm out of swear words to sling. And retinas to burn.

oh come on, RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING BAT? IMMEDIATELY YOU FUCKING. uuuuuggggggghhhhHHHHHHH BITCH. just fucking leaned in man, god damnit

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I can't help but feel like all this talk that's like, "Man I hate this bitch so much," in front of Rinwell, DIRECTLY after all that shit that just went down is a TAD insensitive. Just what I think at least.

Wow. sometims, you just need good himbo to set you straight I guess. Good shit Law. Fuck, what a scene.

Oh and suddenly anime? That was jarring. Not nearly as jarring as that cutscene went though, holy fucking SHIT.

God I love how fucking excited she gets at just seeing a fish. Her fucking angler instincts activate, she can sense when a creature of the pond must be shown that there is no safety when she is here.

YEAH GET HER ASS ALPHEN! KICK HER ASS WITH KINDNESS!

Heal spots are always so bitter sweet. One one hand, yay heals! On the other, that never bodes well for the immediate future.

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GUYS? WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAAAAAAAN NOW OR NEVER? WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN? It's always water with these mother fuckers, it always finds a FUCKING way.

SON OF A WHORE. Not even worth anything fancy. Pop. You're dead. That's all you get because that's how fucking nothing you were. Unlike these holes in my RETINAS.

FUCKIN'. Bitch had to just get one last one in before cosplaying a Swish Cheese huh? Dickhead.

Two days of surviving together is what it took? Good on you Irish.

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OH COME ON WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN HE'S DEAD? HE WAS THE FUCKING BEST!

DAAAAAAW WHORE. GUESS WHO'S GTTING A FUCKING NADE TO FACE, see how you like it when an explosion fucking blinds you. Fucking flashers.