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Lyrics ✨ Sometimes you're happy sometimes you frown With your hormones bouncing up and down Sometimes you're happy sometimes you're sad It's a weird nine months with you I've had There is shit going down That you can't disguise When you boobs gone up ten times in size Your cups gone up from an A to D Its bad for you but it's fun for me Now just because a little rumpy pump Now you're walking round with A great big bump You might think a bit of French And you should have said non Or at least you would have made Me put a condom on I think you might find that it's really fun I know it's no use unless you make it bun Its something to learn yeah it really is Now you know what that sticky stuff is I'll be there with you baby through The thin and the thick I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick I'll be there to make you Happy and keep everything clean I'll change the nappies through The washing machine 'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy Oh! Who! Sometimes you think "what a fool I am" And "Why did i marry this awful man?" Now a baby's part of my family plan Can it kick me? Well, yes it can My name's Ken and I've got three Do you like being a daddy? Yeah, definitely! Well I have to warn you although it's fun There are times when you wish You had been a nun I'll be there with you baby through The thin and the thick I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick I'll be there to make you happy And I'll bring in the bread I'll be the nanny you can go out instead I know that you'll be grumpy That's what everyone says And you're not going to hump me for 43 days If you don't want more babies And you cannot disguise it Then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it 'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy Sometimes I make you saddy i ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I ain't no Baddy I am your baby's daddy mother! Mother! I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy ho! Break it down now She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way

Desearía no haber visto esto xD

How can anyone hate coldplay man 😂

They were so real

Chris looks like Anthony Kiedis from RHCP

I'm guessing the other person sing is will

I love this song!

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Porque não está no canal deles oficial?

This was a sweet thing to make in honour of baby Apple.

MOTHEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

They need to do this again Chris would look so much sexier

Wtf no way.

It's crazy to think this is better than any Coldplay's recent song

And here i am, 20years old feel proud think i have listen to all of their song, even to the most unrealesed one. Meanwhile their best just sitting quietly here twerking

😂 I am watching this in 2021 this never gets old.

I’m surprised they never remade this in some way

this video lived rent free in my head

I just remembered this video exists. My gosh.

The bass line to this sounds like rapture by blondie lol

For *42* days

This is the Anyone Can Play Guitar Live at the MTV Beach House of Coldplay

amazing, you should make a new version for this song. the melody is captivating, will be better with serious lyrics :) but in this form, it is amazing :)

“I’ll take my #^*%* and vasectomize it” but now he’s having a baby with Dakota Johnson 😂

This is the best thing that I have ever seen.

Hey, who's that fifth guy? Phil, is that you? Let me know if you read this comment.

It’s like YFM (your favourite Martian) met coldplay 😂😂😂

Great!!! They are so funny! lol:))))

OMG!!!!!!! Chris rapping, & twerking, & the wigs. These guys sense of humor are amazing. I hope they make more types of videos like these.😍😍😍💖💖💖😍😍😍💖💖💖😍😍😍💖

Is that fucking George Martin at the beginning!

I AM BEYOND WORDS.

Someone needs to hold a sign at their concert that says "I ain't nobody I'm your baby's daddy"

ohmygod, every damn coldplay song sounds good, even this one

LYRICS ❤️ Sometimes you're happy sometimes you're frown, With your hormones bouncing up and down. Sometimes you're happy sometimes you're sad It's a weird nine months with you I've had. There is shit going down that you can't disguise When you boobs gone up ten times in size, Your cups gone up from an A to D, Its bad for you but it's fun for me. Now just because a little rumpy pump, Now you're walking round with a great big bump You might think a bit of French and you should have said non Or at least you would have made me put a condom on I think you might find that it's really fun I know it's no use unless you make it bun Its something to learn yeah it really is, Now you know what that sticky stuff is I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean I'll change the nappies through the washing machine 'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy. Oh! Who! Sometimes you think "what a fool I am Why did I marry this soulful man" Now a baby's part of my family plan Can it kick me well yes it can My name's Ken and I've got fleas Do you like being a daddy? Yeah, defiantly. Well I have to warn you although it's fun There are times when you wish you had been a nun I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick I'll be there to make you happy and I'll bring in the bread I'll be the nanny you can go out instead I know that you'll be grumpy, that's what everyone says And you're not going to hump me for 43 days If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it, Then I'll take my c*** and vasectimize it 'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, Sometimes I make you saddy I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy (beat box) Mother! Mother! I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I am you're baby's daddy Ho! Break it down now, She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way

Who's the girl ? Is it Gwyneth ?

Nice. Detoxing with Diorama.

Hold my breath while watching this ..realized that Starfish fits this situation ..Love them 🤘🏽

haha i love this

This video hurt my soul

Yeah and its 2017

okay but despite the cuteness and silliness this is an effing beautiful song. I've just been sitting here with my eyes closed, playing 2:28 - 2:51over and over again, wishing this was an actual coldplay song. Also chris kills me at 2:41 ugh I'm so in love

I fell embarrassed for him 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂 OMG 😂😂😂😂😂

The funny thing is this is better than anything why've made in the past five years

This a gold. Wish they make more silly videos.

this is amazing omg

This song is the reason I was put on this earth

they should have a video were coldplay reacts to this

Part of this makes me think of the song talk.

Fin.... 😂😂😂😂 Alguien de México?? 👍👍👍