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on 19 Feb 2017, 17-year-old me struggled to study the enzyme and digestion section of her HSC biology syllabus. here is the proof, plus appearances from Britney's 'hit me one more time', some high school musical (i think?), and a strange affinity to successfully mic-drop highlighters. this is the long version. 5 likes and i'll commit an entire day to editing it down for more enjoyable cringe.

dear god help this white girl with her groove and fashion moves

i fully realise this is not actually karaoke but i had a great time anyway i'm 16 years old in this video don't be nasty

it’s a whole new world, babyy

i destroyed my one and only palette for this. jennamarbles i'm coming for you

alright so here's the dealio. we allll at the back stood on tables and shit to actually see billie cuz she's tiny as but of course this was general pants co and after the first song employees told us to get down. this is why the first recording is A , magical shit come out of a unicorn's ass, but all others afterward are just rats' excrement. you try being behind a crowd with no elevated stage ...

yeah uh HOLY FUCKING SHIT I MET HER?!?!?!!?! she visited the crowd beforehand and WTF. i'm making every gay i know jealous. also drag queens? girls in red lowcut suits? king princess?! i'm v gay did you know

ok so this shouldn't even qualify as a concert video. my view was pretty shit. i was at the very back of the crowd because my middle-aged father and his girlfriend preferred to go late and chill with their boring backs to the verrryyyy back wall. me? teeny weeny me was behind the mountain from game of thrones. it was a fun concert though.

big cringe the traffic was horrendous going home

still a touch cringe at 16 years old here but this was a fucking blast got tickets for free (thanks to dad's connections lol) my friend who came with said she doesn't like little mix but she came anyway??? also when i saw them coming on i started bawling my eyes out, little mix are saviours

hi yes i know i'm cringe but i was 14 here, chill that's my mum telling little kids to "sit down" and get off their chairs lol oh and btw that's 5sos at the beginning, they've really hit puberty now haven't they shit quality, shit seats, but that's just life

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the katoomba bushfires

bookses

so i did the ice bucket challenge

evil bears

if you don't think this is 2011 enough then you're a toddler

marge is absent

marge is annoying

hello im caramel

the butterfly video

this second video is cursed

this video is cursed

the less impressive "giant" swing

who let the dogs out

sassy the pom

sally the cat