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Answerman
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Life can be messy and there is so much to learn. Join me, as I try to figure this mess out.
Jesus tries online therapy (Comedy)
The premise for this video was inspired by the late, great, Bill Hicks.
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Debunking Evolution (Unedited version)
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Desperate for cash, because of his failing RUclips channel, Answerman sells out and agrees to make a "Creation Science" video. It doesn't go well...
The Problem of Evil (Humor)
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God has a breakthrough during his therapy session and explains why evil exists.
Is Genesis Literally True?
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Answerman is a fundamentalist who thinks he knows everything… but, not quite.
How it began before it all began…
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I recently learned that some fundamentalist Christians believe the story of Genesis is literally true and that God created everything as the Trinity-Father, Holy Spirit, and Jesus-despite Jesus not being born yet. This raises some interesting questions about how the creation event occurred after an eternity of silence and how Jesus fits into that narrative. So, let the blasphemy begin!
Was Abraham the dumbest prophet? (Comedy)
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God tries to teach Abraham to think critically…
God has issues and he’s back for a second visit... (Humor)
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Part 2 - Jesus has Daddy issues and God... well, he just has issues.
Please tell me if this is satire
You mean… you can’t tell? Did you watch it?
@ I don’t need to watch creationist nonsense I can just tell by the title this is nonsense
Well…. It’s a spoof about creationist nonsense. I made it look like it might be real on purpose.
The first thing creationists need to learn is that the question is “Why are there still APES?” Just that would double their knowledge of biology.
Well… since they’re starting from zero…
This is the problem with disembodied minds.. Such divas.
😂
Your deadpan delivery is f'kin perfect
Brilliant again. Answerman, INDEED
Thanks!
What a shame to go through life this delusional.
Did you watch it, or are you just reacting to the title?
Quick question how exactly is a tornado evil ?
Natural “evil”. If God is good and God created everything, why are there natural disasters? It’s a common question regarding an all loving God and his creation.
Jesus Loves You
I never met the man.
Why are there still monkeys??? 😂😂😂 Tell me you don't know anything about evolution without saying you don't know anything about evolution 💀💀💀
Yes. That was the point of the title.
LMMFAO, to save money.
Funniest one yet. "The only part of the Trinity with a penis." You are awesome.
The goddidit institute. 🤣
Thanks for catching that
This needs thousands of views. So funny
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There are still monkeys for the same reason that there are still creationists.
Egg, the two species that breed the chicken requires hatching of eggs, so it must be the egg
😂😂😂😂 we are all going to hell
I’ll save you a seat by the water fountain.
@TheOriginalAnswerman thanks. Very funny channel by the way
Thanks very much! Did you subscribe? I’m trying to reach 1000.
@TheOriginalAnswerman of course I did :). I'm sure you will reach that milestone soon
Bill was a funny guy.
Yes, an inspiration. I got to hang with him in the 90s.
The end almost made me shoot diet coke out of my nose.
Sorry. That could really hurt! Especially if you have a nose like mine!
@@TheOriginalAnswerman at least I know now. No drinking while watching.
Dude, you are a feckin genius
Ha! All my friends think I’m an idiot…
Nothing =Either
Well, since either isn’t real, I guess that’s true.
It's kinda painful how accurate and on the nose this parody is. Sad, too...
We _are_ monkeys. All primates are.
It's still the egg Hard to say exactly when chickens became chickens But the ancestor of the chicken laid eggs So the first chicken definitely came from an egg
I know. I don’t understand why this is presented as such a mystery.
the joke was so funny at the end haha
Thanks. 😎
Humans didn’t evolve from primates… They evolved from crabs 🦀
We still are primates.
@ Have a banana 🍌
Do you know that chimps also eat meat? They’re omnivores, just like us.
@@TheOriginalAnswerman So do Baboons.
Have a hotdog 🌭
“I thought you guys opposed trans-genderism”. Brilliant.
“I’m beginning to think that this is not very accurate”, great lead up to that and laugh out loud funny. Great stuff.
Thanks! Much appreciated 😎
From dust thou art and unto Dust thou shalt return ... dust my ass, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was a space alien and he was born on a Martian colony and then moved to Earth. Aliens don't evolve, they were born that way.
Will you make a video about Islam?
I don’t really know anything about Islam.
To quote one of my favorite characters I've ever seen on comedy shows, fbi agent Steve hardcastle from reno911..."I don't know anything...nothing....I don't know a thing, but that's good...when I know nothing the possibilities are limitless" lmfao
If there was an Enlightenment, why do we still have dumb people?
Survival of the witless?
I don't know, but you should come to Atlanta they're all over the place.
Fantastic video, would love to talk to you
Thanks! You can always email me at theoriginalanswerman@gmail.com
I love your content. I haven't laughed this hard from anything religion related since dark matter.
Thanks so much! What’s dark matter?
@TheOriginalAnswerman @darkmatter2525 is a super popular channel that makes funny religious cartoons.
I’ll check it out. Thanks.
He was absolutely the dumbest. The covenant he made started the genital mutilation of countless males throughout history to this very day. This dude really said, cut off the tip? No problem. Cut off my child's? No problem. Cut off my slaves? Yes sir. Right away. But let's give God some credit here. How he came up with the name Abraham is beyond me. Very creative to get Abraham out of Abram. And don't even get me started on Sarah.
I love this, I thought this was just gonna be more religious propaganda, but I was pleasantly surprised. Subscribed. Also, Has Anybody ever told you that you look like John Malkovich?
Thank you. No one has told me that I look like anyone… ever.
La evolución nunca ocurrió. Les mintieron durante 150 años. www.youtube.com/@carlosgaleano1212
Good to know gullible stupidity is not limited to English speaking people.
This is pretty smart, I like this format. 😁
Thanks!
You guys know that big bang is also proof for God existence
Yeah… no…. It’s not. You don’t seem to understand the nature of proof.
@@TheOriginalAnswerman Nothing can come from nowhere. There was nothing before that and bang we have matter, gravity, light etc.. I don't say that BB is 100% real cuz its only the theory but even big bang is a proof of God's existence somehow
We simply don’t know what existed before the Big Bang. You can stick god in that gap of knowledge if you like, but it’s not proof that god exists. There are a lot of scientific hypotheses about what could have existed before the Big Bang that don’t include god. We don’t know if any of those are true either. A gap of knowledge is not proof that god does or does not exist.
@@TheOriginalAnswerman you're right, but for me its logical
For you, it’s plausible. I understand that. It’s just not proof. That’s all I’m pointing out.
I love your work, i felt for it at first and I'm no lib but it got me triggered at first
Thanks!
I’m stoned and am willing to believe these are all made by Dennis Prager’s based ‘evil’ secular twin: Pennis Drager.
In the original version of this myth, Abraham did indeed take his son to the mountain and came back alone.
But god stops him at the last possible minute. And we’re supposed to think, “what a good god and great religion”.
Subbed this was really funny I'll be checking out your other ones a little later. Good luck to you you're almost at a thousand.
Thanks very much. It took me a year to get to 500 subs. I almost got my second 500 in three days because of this one video.
Why are there still monkeys? is the S-tier argument against evolution. You win sir! 😂🤣😅🤪
Piece of cake! 😎
i fully thought this was a creationist channel and i like to keep tabs on them guys. very good video here
Thanks. Apparently, I fooled a lot of people. It’s been an interesting couple of days reading all of the comments. More to come…
No mention of Jesus in the Bible until his conception Called the son of God and given specific role as the redeemer As in a one use disposable item No one actually knows the purpose of the holy ghost Seems a bit redundant The trinity is clearly bollocks Jesus talks to God Is he talking to himself? None of this adds up " Father why have you forsaken me " If his purpose was to die for our sins and he was God then that question makes no sense at all He is asking himself why he is doing this to himself when he should know what himself is doing and why ! And thy shall only have one God So why is there 3 Perhaps it's like a Walmart sale - 3 Gods for the price of one It might sound like a good deal but I ain't buying it !
I concur!
Allow me to quote Austin powers..."oh no I've gone crosseyed"
Why don't we observe apes evolving into .....whatever.
We don't see apes evolving into something else because evolution doesn't work like that-it's a slow process over millions of years. Humans and modern apes share a common ancestor, but we've each evolved along separate paths. Also, evolution isn't about one species turning into another; it's about populations adapting to their environments over time. The evidence is in our shared DNA, fossils like Australopithecus, and observable traits like opposable thumbs and tool use. Evolution's happening all the time, just too gradually for us to see in a single lifetime.
lol nice
Nice one! You got a new subscriber.
Glad to have you! 😎
ok my friend , I was lost at first but determined to follow it through and give it a chance.. I subbed .. good one
Glad you stuck with it. 😎
@@TheOriginalAnswerman Evolution is the only Thoery that keep the name evolution it but can not explain from what exactly the first microcells come from. What a Joke!
The theory of evolution is about how existing life evolves. The way life first began through chemical processes is a different theory called Abiogenesis.
@@TheOriginalAnswerman Still remain this: Evolution is the only Thorry that keep the name evolution it but can not explain from what exactly the first microcells come from. What a Joke!...
Yeah. The theory of gravity is a joke too, because it doesn’t explain where pickles come from.
"Ya friggin moron" Great!