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(Verse 1) It started at Jack Brown’s, burgers in hand, Steven walked in, the mustache, the man. Vinyl spinning, beers on the pour, Brandi showed up, and they needed no more. Together they prank, their love is loud, Surprise parties and mischief-they draw a crowd. And yeah, they roped me in, I’ll never forget, A signed "Nothing More" album? My biggest regret. (Pre-Chorus) "You're swinging hard, ...

Verse 1: She rolled into our crew, fresh and new, But Emma's the spark that we all stick to. Store manager by day, Hobby Lobby queen, By night, she’s the coolest we’ve ever seen. Pickleball pro, crushing Monopoly dreams, Concerts, chess, laser tag-she’s living the dream. With a giraffe story, she stole the stage, Now Emma’s got us all laughing for days. Chorus: Emma, you’re the ride-or-die we a...

Verse 1: She rolled into our crew, fresh and new, But Emma's the spark that we all stick to. Store manager by day, Hobby Lobby queen, By night, she’s the coolest we’ve ever seen. Pickleball pro, crushing Monopoly dreams, Concerts, chess, laser tag-she’s living the dream. With a giraffe story, she stole the stage, Now Emma’s got us all laughing for days. Chorus: Emma, you’re the ride-or-die we a...

Dylan 2 is a real cool guy, he is super tall and super tan. He likes to watch football and sun bathe at the pool. That new Mazda he got is really nice too. He has a contagious laugh, with a smile that matches it, if you aren't careful, he'll steal your heart. Dylan 2 is such a great guy, even though he never hangs out with the crew anymore, I guess over time things just happen, but we hope he c...

Her name is Alexis and she loves her dog Cheeto. She also loves play her playstation and is the best at Overwatch. When she wakes up in the morning, she likes to play fun fruit games on her phone, or that one game with the noises. She's good at her job and loves design, she can design anything at all! She's fun to be around, and has a cute smile. She can make you laugh, or make you fight! She's...

(Verse 1) Here comes Daniel, the king of the crew, Blonde-haired joker with a laugh that’s true. Atlanta roots and frat boy style, He’s got the charm that’ll make you smile. (Chorus) Oh, Daniel, he’s the man, can’t you see? Hockey stick in hand, he's wild and free. Pickleball pro, beer in his sights, Mario and Zelda fill his nights. (Verse 2) Sonic speed and NASCAR dreams, Football Sundays with...

Oh, Allybaba, she's the queen of the scene, Twelve years sober, living her dream. With Tao by her side, that black pup’s the star, Her love for rubber ducky's is bizarre. Allybaba, she's the spark in the night, City and Colour plays, her soul takes flight. Left to Suffer screams, her heart beats strong, Allybaba, you inspire this song. Football Sundays, she’s calling the plays, Hockey and baseb...

Dylan’s got a mustache, muscles of steel, On his PlayStation, he’s keeping it real. Call of Duty legend, Final Fantasy dreams, Running the show with his gamer team. Dylan, oh Dylan, you’re one of a kind, A hero at heart with a brilliant mind. From the screen to the hospital halls, You’ve got it all, man, you’ve got it all. Puppy Vash keeps him on his toes, A wild little buddy everybody knows. I...

Cheeto Burrito Crispito Tostito Margarito. The bestest brindle baby of all time. With happy tail and tiger stripes. He's a boofy boy and a burritokins. RIGHT NOW, HE'S UNDER THE COVERS, IN MY ARMPIT. My favoritest boy throughout life. He likes to go potty, and chase balls, and especially play at the dog park with his friends. He is BURRITO.

Spudocide! A race undone, Our screams were drowned by the blazing sun. Spudocide! The end of kin, A hollow void where life had been. Our homeland burned, and our roots were fried. The soil was torn, the light erased, A hollow husk, our world defaced. No mercy shown, no voices spared, A race betrayed, a land impaired.

In the void where space-time bends, A bag was torn, where worlds descend. Each chip a shard of reality, A taste of doom, insanity. Dimensions crack, the fabric frays, The bag consumes, it never pays. Crunching echoes through the void, Bag of interdimensional chips, One bite and the cosmos slips. Flavors of terror, dimensions collide.

Spudocalypse, the world will fall, Under their gaze, they conquer all. No fields of green, no hope to sow, The Tuber Tyrants reap what they’ve sown. The starch of life, now turned to ash, Empires crumble with every clash. Their crimson eyes pierce through the haze, A planet consumed in a burning blaze.

Molten starch, it burns, it consumes, An endless flow of cosmic doom. No mercy, no light, no saving arc, All swallowed by the molten starch.