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Why do deep sea divers jump out of the boat backwards? Because if they did it the other way round, they would still be in the boat.

Is this the genesis of My Mates A Footballer?

Joe! Without giving too much away as i know you like your privacy I was the Oompa-Loompa you saw after your run and burst out laughing at. No offense taken, the dyed beard and moustache was possibly a bridge too far

The guy who repaired the table at the snooker mid match that time

Gotta be honest chaps, that sounds wank! Conversation with a ball boy 😂 bit noncey. For the Cricket you could talk to a Bat. 😂😂

Always thought the idea VIZ COMIC came up with, for ROGER MELLEY was a winner "Celebrity shit in a bucket comp" The celebs have to be up a ladder though.

That Parsons impression is very good!

Why the fuck was Joe in a suit 😂

This podcast is the guidance to my life 😂

it will be the best thing on talk sport since the human zoo

Joe said his best mate is David Earl...Awww

You both are my Ghandi to my life

I think David Brent impersonates this guy.

Makes me wonder what happened to the bloke who went on Blind Date in character as Austin Powers.

Done that

I'm David's stalker an I- I'd love to get a bit of him, have him go through me like a freight train an have him hold me after ❤ I should be so lucky ❤❤

He sounds exactly the same as Ricky

They’ll be sponsored by DFS next

He’s mastered the voice haha

Lower league football and sex

Love hearing David read the instructions hearing how f**ked his situation is.... So funny.

come back David missing chatabix so much. crunch crunch

funny reading out the washing instructions .. ahh that’s all ok .. until dry clean only ❤

Does anyone know where you can watch the full episodes of these?

As a provincial dad…. This was one of the best eps ever. 3 hours… wash the fuck out of that.

Professional dry clean only

Crunch crunch x

I only put this on to test my headphones before a meeting... ended up coming back to finish it. Brilliant.

An excellent chat on the hobby, and having spoken with Nigel on a few occasions I know what a knowledgeable gentleman he is. Regarding high-price machines = equalling results, I still use a second-hand detector I bought 11 years ago for 250 quid. Sure, it is officially deemed a 'Triggers Broom' with its replaced handle, arm-rest, stem and coil, but it's still good enough to have found me 15 gold coins and two gold rings since May this year which will be featured in the Treasure Hunting magazine. (Hopenscope articles.) The historical heritage of the land is by far the most important factor, followed by the time you can spend out in the field. The more you use your machine David, the more you get used to it so shouldn't be digging up so much iron.

Sister Mary is driving with Mother Superior down O'Connell Street on Saturday afternoon and they stop at the lights. A group of young lads are drunk and singing, shirtless and swaying outside on the pavement, when one of them sees the two of them. he shouts "Oi Penguins! Show us your feck'n tits!" Mother Superior is utterly appalled, gobsmacked! She turns to Sister Mary and says "I don't think they know who we are Sister. Wind down the window and show them your Cross." So Mary winds down the window and goes - "FECK OFF YA F*** C*** F*** W*** ***** *** ******* *******!!!"

5:21 the first time I got told this joke I was in a pub with all of my old school mates drinking Bloody Mary's the morning after a wedding, and one of them cranked this out. He span the yarn on it for a good 5 minutes, the whole room of us invested, and the punchline when it came... Ruined me for days. Years even. I still can't retell it because it makes me laugh too much. But you do have to tell it the right way for maximum effect.

This is brilliant 😅

Im really not being horrible but, Joe looks so much like Charles Manson with the long hair and overgrown beard.

David's laughing reminds me of Ricky Gervais laughing at Karl Pilkington on their old radio show. I'm a fan of this podcast though.

Just say no, kids.

Why am I reading ‘final episode’ on the latest pod?!? It better not be or else!! 🥲

So Joe was 31 when he first tried weed? 😅

Love hearing about David’s past 😅

This was the best ep ever! Total cool vibes 😂 Stepping outside this mundane fucking world for a few hours

Joes done bits and bobs

You're amazing Dave!! What a wonderful thing to say!... I bet you made their night! You're beautiful 😋 "lately I've been watching you, and you don't cone around anymore... Who?😂🎉❤

I just want to say, I think this episode is beautiful.

I was on ectacy and I loved everyone

Crunch crunch x

I’d love to go back to the late 80’s early 90’s and and do it all again, great nights at Gold diggers in Chippenham👌

desperately trying to find the song..!

Been waiting for this one

Joe Wilkinson, lonely with a light on.

when my missus is away ill watch tv all night in bed , order summin off deliveroo, and fall asleep to gossipmongers