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I forgot the gunshots were in the instrumental 😭

GUNPOWDER ARON! MAKE A INSTRUMENTAL OF SWAN SONG AND ALICE AND MY LIFE IS YOIRS! PLS DO! cause as cospalyer these are super helpful!

I'm using this song to audition for my school show this year, but I was so scared I'd have to choose another song bc there wasn't an instrumental ver, so tysmmm 🙏🙏🙏

L Void brought me here

YOURE A SAVIOUR W THESE!❤

Well gang,It’s time to invoke yog-sothoth

Old King Cole was a brutal soul, and a bloody red soul had he He called for his mead and his gun so cold, and he called for his little pigs three Now every piggy had a razor blade and sharpened it with glee Oh, far and near, they all learn fear from King Cole and his little pigs three Factories churn, bodies burn Stars are shining bright It's your turn, now you learn How King Cole feasts tonight Old King Cole was not missold, of years he had a hundred score The dark appliance of infernal science would give him millennia more And he would watch as the suns burned out, collapsing from their core Oh, never to forgive he would eternal live, his hands dyed red by gore Factories churn, bodies burn Stars are shining bright It's your turn, now you learn How King Cole feasts tonight Old King Cole had conquered and stole the wealth of a thousand suns Surrounded was he by bodyguards three, who murdered for their sovereign's fun Arrayed in armour black as ebony, it did no good to run Whatever the task, the grim pig mask would tell you that your life was done Factories churn, bodies burn Stars are shining bright It's your turn, now you learn How King Cole feasts tonight "In the centre of Zantine, capitol city of New Constantinople, there stood a vast palace Cavernous halls by their hundreds were cared for by staff too numerous to count, while below, tunnels and passageways unused for a dozen lifetimes sprawled under the city like a spider's web Reaching every nook and lurking place. Somewhere at the centre of this labyrinth There stood a small, unremarkable room, roughly hewn from thick black rock Where King Cole sat on his white throne His shrivelled frame seemed all the more withered on its ivory bulk Surrounded, as always, by the three little pigs: silent guardians who never spoke as the blood pooled on the floor before their ruler. The feast was soon to begin." Old King Cole had a tale he told to those brought before his throne Immense and white it gleamed in the night, the colour of sun-bleached bone He'd whisper softly in their ear, the words were never known None could tell what he said, save for the dead and the three little pigs alone Factories churn, bodies burn Stars are shining bright It's your turn, now you learn How King Cole feasts tonight Lyrics

This is perfect, thank you!!

Here at 1 view, this is good stuff

Might perform this

Lyrics: The Recruiter Narration: 0:00 [JONNY D’VILLE] “And so, in the reign of Queen George the 7th, it came to pass that the Moon Kaiser commissioned the construction of a vast lunar cannon, aimed directly at London. Soon, every man, woman and child strong enough to hold a rifle was conscripted and sent off to fight for Queen and Country. I was serving in the 42nd Starborne Division, while Tim was still busy being mortal. Like an idiot. I can almost hear the recruiter's ad now…” The Recruiter’s Song 0:30 [RECRUITER] Grab yourself a laser, lad, and serve your queen With a smile, smile, smile Light 'em with your lucifer and burn ’em clean Smile boys, that's the style Come on a grand adventure Against a foe most vile So, grab yourself a laser, lad, and serve your queen With a smile, smile, smile [Spoken: RECRUITER] “Come on boys! The Moon's not so far away and we'll be home by Christmas. Let's give the Kaiser a damn good thrashing. Lenny won't know what hit him! So join the Starborne Infantry and serve your country.” Gassed Last Night Narration: 1:35 [JONNY D’VILLE] “Of course, when Tim arrived, alongside his best friend Bertie, it was a very different story indeed. The surface of the moon had been deserted for centuries, so all the fighting took place in the vast caverns and tunnels that riddled it It was muddy, it was dusty, it was cold. And most of the time it was pitch dark, aside from muzzled flashes or your comrades catching fire as the invisible beam of heat swept through No Man's Land And aside from that, you always had to keep one ear open for the alarms. If it was a gas attack, you could usually get to a respirator in time, or maybe even trust the pumps to take care of it. But if it was a microwave attack, you had to get to one of your foxholes and cover yourself in lead, or you’d be cooked from the inside out. I was having a great time. But Tim and Bertie found their own ways to deal with it…” Gassed Last Night Song: 2:45 [Verse 1: GUNPOWDER TIM] (Song is mostly acapella) Gassed last night, and gassed the night before Gonna be gassed tonight if we’re never gassed no more [GUNPOWDER TIM & BERTIE] When you're gassed, you’re sick as you can be ‘Cause novichok and mustard gas are much too much for me [Chorus: EVERYONE] They're choking us, they're choking us One respirator and it broke on us Thank your lucky stars that the pumps still work ‘Cause coughin' up your lungs can be a chore [Verse 2: GUNPOWDER TIM] Cooked last night, and cooked the night before Gonna be cooked tonight if we’re never cooked no more [GUNPOWDER TIM & BERTIE] When you're cooked, you're hot as you can be [EVERYONE] ‘Cause the Kaiser wants to microwave the British infantry [Chorus: EVERYONE] They're boiling us, they're boiling us One lead sheet between the four of us Thank your lucky stars that you taste so good ‘Cause you wouldn't want your corpse to go to waste The Toy Soldier Narration: 3:47 [JONNY D’VILLE] “But I was not the only Mechanism involved in the fight. The Toy Soldier had enlisted alongside me, claiming that it would be “jolly good fun”. And indeed for the first few months, fought valiantly by my side but it was then we discovered something interesting about it - it would obey any order given to the letter, but it didn't necessarily matter which uniform the person giving the order wore. It disappeared after a few months, only to be captured later by our side, wearing the uniform of a corporal. Then, later, the colonel giving us our orders had a rather familiar moustache. I even heard it made field marshal for the other side, once. Still, it seemed happy enough, after its fashion. “ The Toy Soldier’s Song: 4:37 [Verse 1: THE TOY SOLDIER] When little generals play at war They don't care what they're fighting for Playground battlefields are rife With soldier toys bereft of life [Chorus: THE TOY SOLDIER] Marching ever through the black Orders fly, retreat, attack Whoe'er commands a toy obeys Out in the stars and far away [Verse 2: THE TOY SOLDIER] As children grow, the toys they build From wood to steel with hate are filled Corporals, generals, marshals plan Their lines in every patch of sand [Chorus: THE TOY SOLDIER] Marching ever through the black Orders fly, retreat, attack Whoe'er commands a toy obeys Out in the stars and far away [Instrumental] [Verse 3: THE TOY SOLDIER] Whoever's uniform you wear No loyalties to hold or share No burning hate, no bitter fear No heart to break, so shed no tear [Chorus: THE TOY SOLDIER] Marching ever through the black Orders fly, retreat, attack Whoe'er commands a toy obeys Out in the stars and far away Tim Goes Crazy Narration: 6:40 [JONNY D’VILLE] “The war continued like this, for three or four years - grim and desperate tunnel warfare. Until Tim's best friend Bertie did what young men at war are prone to do, and died. The details are muddy, pointless, and quite frankly hilarious. But what's interesting, is the effect it had on Tim.” Tim Goes Crazy Song: 7:05 [Verse 1: GUNPOWDER TIM] We'll murder all the lunar men with fury heaven-sent And we'll carpet Lenny's tunnels with the rounds that we have spent They've tried to break our firm resolve but haven't made a dent And their blood will run like wine! [Chorus: EVERYONE] Take no prisoners, give no quarter Show them all the colour of their entrails on the floor The Kaiser's men are cattle to the slaughter And their blood will run like wine! [Verse 2: GUNPOWDER TIM] We'll suck the ragged eyeballs from the sockets of their skulls Their existence is a mad disease, there needs to be a cull Upon their rancid soldier-flesh our bayonets will dull And their blood will run like wine! [Chorus: EVERYONE] Take no prisoners, give no quarter Show them all the colour of their entrails on the floor The Kaiser's men are cattle to the slaughter And their blood will run like wine! [GUNPOWDER TIM] All together now - [Chorus: EVERYONE] Take no prisoners, give no quarter Show them all the colour of their entrails on the floor The Kaiser's men are cattle to the slaughter And their blood will run like wine! Teatime with the Kaiser: 8:03 [JONNY D’VILLE] So Gunpowder Tim cut a bloody red path Through cannon and through infantry, dealing his wrath Battalions were gathered, and charged with his destruction But all of them fell to his maddened corruption Such violence can't last, though, and Tim's luck ran dry As a Lenny lined a rifle up and let the lead fly And when he awoke, he was chilled to the bone Kneeling, unarmed, at the Moon Kaiser's throne And the Kaiser just smiled, with his crown all askew Saying, “Well now my friend, it's a pleasure to meet you It seems you've made a habit of hacking up my boys So I'll return the favour, with all the means I can employ An extended execution, by royalty appointed And I warn you, the last one left me very disappointed” So the Kaiser opened up a box and showed young Tim my head Fresh-severed, but I winked at him - I guess I wasn't dead! Seeing there was hope, Tim looked around the room - The Toy Soldier, in uniform, with a royal guardsman's plume Accidentally, it had joined the Kaiser's personal guard But it still followed any order, if you gave it nice and hard Behind the throne, the great gun stood, aimed right at London Town Tim had his plan and he prepared to bring the despot down With the lunar cannon loaded and the fuse prepared to light Tim looked the Soldier in the eye and he gave the order: “Fight!” Chaos came to the Kaiser's men, the violence quick and mad As the wooden man obeyed the mission briefing that it had I spun my severed head and bit the Kaiser on the nose He screamed in shock and dropped me, so I went after his toes Confusion reigned, Tim took his leave and ran towards the gun He turned the dial so right around the cannon barrel swung He didn't know the firing codes, it wouldn't stop him long For the brutal hymn of gunpowder remained his favourite song And with a barrel from the armory he set the fuse alight And fled into the lifepod where the Kaiser spent the night The pod was shielded hard against the force of twenty suns But Tim couldn't get the visor closed before the fuse was done So when the lunar cannon fired and blew the moon out of the sky The piercing brightness of the blast burned out our hero's eyes And with the force of every weary soldier's tunnel-bomb The explosion ripped through the full moon's heart and like that - The moon was gone

Oh no! Our horse! It’s broken! :(

Dude i love these!! Tysm for making em

Yipee I've been waiting for this one

Ooh ohh yeah HNOC gotta love it

You my good sir are a HERO

Ih my gosh??? I'm so glad you made intrumentals! Do you plan on doing more?

This is awesome! How do you get it such good quality?

Dang you really went feral on this you’re so real for that

Apologies if it’s choppy! It’s harder to remove vocals if the voices are louder than the instruments :(

For those who want to ask if they can use this. Yes, you may use it for whatever you want. This is kinda the whole point of me making these instrumentals. So go crazy with it :)