Trismegistoaureo
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The Old Seaman's Salty Scuttlebutts - Early 20th century radio commercial
This is a recently discovered and restored commercial for the titular naval equipment manufacturer, based on the sea shanty tradition but with a catchy modern twist aimed at maximizing the impact on those few potential customers, who, as fortunate early possessors of a radio device, could listen to such a jingle aired during the commercial breaks.
According to the Collins Dictionary, a scuttlebutt was originally a cask of drinking water aboard a ship (from scuttle + butt).
However, some scholars believe that the lyrics contain a double entendre, aimed at exploiting the naive sense of humor of the listeners of that time.
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Видео

Sm*ke a Pack of Scarborough F*gs - early restored radio commercial (circa 1939)
Просмотров 71Месяц назад
A musical gem long thought lost, recently found by chance in a warehouse of a historic radio station long since closed, and restored to its original splendor thanks to sophisticated AI-based techniques. We are therefore proud to present this piece of history, without cuts or censorship to preserve the authentic original spirit of the era. We believe our modern audience to be sufficiently discer...
PIMP-SAN - restored 1978 record-breaking Japanese radio hit
Просмотров 128Месяц назад
Presented here for the first time in the West is the bonus track previously available only in the Japanese edition of the funk music album SONGS THAT PACK A PUNCH. The album was released in Japan two years after the original, in 1978, with the title RE:FUNK 1.0*√3:SONGS THAT BOW INFORMALLY AT ABOUT A 15° ANGLE WHILE MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT WITH SEMPAI, designed by the record label to better sui...
OCULAR DIARRHEA (unreleased Djent Experimental Mathcore Thrash Brutal Gore etc. Metal song)
Просмотров 97Месяц назад
Thanks to sophisticated AI-based restoration techniques, the general public can now finally enjoy this hidden gem of extreme underground music. What's disgusting? Diarrhea. What's even more disgusting? Eyeballs. This deeply philosophical work explores at the same time both of these archetypes of the human psyche, leading the listener by the hand through an ‘explosive’ sonic mix, as they travers...
Bologna Sandwich and Pabst For Me (Knuckle Sandwich For You) - Restored 1976 hit song
Просмотров 324Месяц назад
Another long lost single from the newly restored 1976 funk album SONGS THAT PACK A PUNCH. This song, like almost all the songs from this record, were dedicated to love, celebrated with the energetic and affirmative spirit typical of the time. Some detractors believe that the recurring theme of hitting someone or something stems from a misunderstanding with the record label, which asked the grou...
A Pimp Slap A Day...(rare restored Motown hit)
Просмотров 2,3 тыс.Месяц назад
From the largely obscure 1976 album SONGS THAT PACK A PUNCH.
B*tch Quit Hitting my Knuckles with your Teeth (rare restored 1976 funk song)
Просмотров 2,6 тыс.Месяц назад
From the mostly obscure album SONGS THAT PACK A PUNCH. Restored for educational purposes. The views of the performers do not necessarily reflect those of the publisher.
Been Fishin' Around (I've Seen Some S*it) - rare country record found inside huge fish and restored
Просмотров 55Месяц назад
Lyrics: [Spoken intro] Howdy folks! Grab your beers and your b*tches! Let’s get this hoedown rollin’, y’all! [Verse 1] Well, I was sittin’ by the crick, just a-fishin’ for some fun, When I hooked a big ol’ fridge, man, I thought my day was done. Pulled it in, it was rusty, but it sure gave me a thrill, Thought I’d seen it all, but I was in for some bigger catches still. [Verse 2] Next time out,...
JEWJITSU (unreleased '80s action movie theme)
Просмотров 108Месяц назад
We present here for the first time a recently rediscovered song that was meant to be the main theme for a 1980s martial arts movie. However, since the authors were unable to secure any funding for the film’s production, after unsuccessfully approaching the major Hollywood studios, the project was ultimately abandoned. Today, thanks to AI technology, it is possible to listen to this interesting ...
Robert Schwamm - Goodbye, Patrick (rare sad pop ballad)
Просмотров 662 месяца назад
Lyrics: [Sad violin intro] [Verse 1] In the heart of Bikini Bottom, under waves so vast, There's a tale of two buddies, with memories to last. But the tides are now turning, and it's time to part, Oh Patrick, my star, this is breaking my heart. [Chorus] Goodbye, my friend, it's not the end, just a bend in the sea, Our laughs and our games, they'll remain, in the depths of my memory. I'm floatin...
Everybody Do the Dishes! - rare rediscovered '70s Motown dance song
Просмотров 2812 месяца назад
Lyrics: [Intro spoken] This is for all the ladies out there! Get ready to groove on the kitchen floor! Make those dishes shine, sunshine! Let the music take control! [Verse 1] Honey did you hear the news about the coolest dance in town? Then quit f*cking around and grab that dish soap now! [Verse 2] My mother used to dance it 3 hours a day It ain't that hard if you know your place Then get to t...
Taylor Dahmer and the Tombstone Dudes - Dolphins Rising (unreleased rediscovered shock rock song)
Просмотров 512 месяца назад
Lyrics: [Dolphin intro] (squeak, squeak) (squeeeee!) [Verse 1] From the depths of the ocean, where shadows dwell, Dolphins rise up, ready to raise hell. Tired of pollution, the nets, and the chains, They surface with fury, breaking the reins. [Chorus] Pump your fins in the air (squeee) The dolphins are here! (squeee) (Squeak squeak) MOTHERF*CKERS! Your time is up Our reign has just begun! SUCK....
Dazed Darwin Doom Dealers - PLATYPUS (obscure recovered metal song)
Просмотров 542 месяца назад
Not much is known about the band behind this long lost single. Apparently, one hazy afternoon, the band members decided to visit a local zoo. As they wandered through the cages under the influence of an unspecified traditional medicine, they found themselves in front of the platypus exhibit, staring in awe at the strange creature. Its duck bill, beaver tail, and otter-like feet seemed like a co...
Shave that 'Stache Hipster! - rare Motown era restored song
Просмотров 1,7 тыс.2 месяца назад
Lyrics: [Intro spoken] Ladies and gents, this is for all those young hipsters thinking they look cool with a mustache! Time to tell it like it is! Let’s dive into the groove and let the funk take control! [Verse 1:] I see them walkin’ down the street, see them streaming their vids, With a coupla hairs on their lip, thinking they're so hip. Boy, don’t you know, it ain’t the seventies, That stupi...
Mr. Beast Diss (You're Done For)
Просмотров 1,4 тыс.2 месяца назад
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the Author's imagination or are used fictitiously. I punch them when they're down, I'm evil like that. Lyrics: [Verse] Yo, yo, yo, the dogg's here to snoop, wait, You in damage control mode, lil' b*tch? You know it's too late. I spit fire shocking bars while you sell cheap sh*t chocolate bars, But the whol...
Pimpin' those Pimples - Rare restored motown record
Просмотров 2732 месяца назад
Pimpin' those Pimples - Rare restored motown record
Missa Beast, S my D (Schadenfreude) - MV
Просмотров 252 месяца назад
Missa Beast, S my D (Schadenfreude) - MV
MC Beasty Joe - Poppin' Corn Pop
Просмотров 342 месяца назад
MC Beasty Joe - Poppin' Corn Pop
It's HOT (Let's Not Make Love Tonight) - rare Motown record saved from burning attic
Просмотров 692 месяца назад
It's HOT (Let's Not Make Love Tonight) - rare Motown record saved from burning attic
Let's End the Drama (How to Pronounce Kamala) - Restored lost Broadway 1940s tune
Просмотров 872 месяца назад
Let's End the Drama (How to Pronounce Kamala) - Restored lost Broadway 1940s tune
Camel Hair (VP tribute MV)
Просмотров 462 месяца назад
Camel Hair (VP tribute MV)
Joe, Where Did You Go? MV
Просмотров 1182 месяца назад
Joe, Where Did You Go? MV
The Groovy Roof Sliders - Rooftop Training (recently declassified motown song)
Просмотров 452 месяца назад
The Groovy Roof Sliders - Rooftop Training (recently declassified motown song)
You Missed Your Chance (Trump Train's Coming) MV
Просмотров 632 месяца назад
You Missed Your Chance (Trump Train's Coming) MV
Shane Gillis's Trump Assassination Prophecy
Просмотров 9 тыс.3 месяца назад
Shane Gillis's Trump Assassination Prophecy
The Wooden Grooves - Unwanted Physical Reactions (rare motown era song)
Просмотров 2013 месяца назад
The Wooden Grooves - Unwanted Physical Reactions (rare motown era song)
Bomb the Big One! (rediscovered whaling song)
Просмотров 4323 месяца назад
Bomb the Big One! (rediscovered whaling song)
Fred Pazzo - Pasta or BUST! (1969)
Просмотров 483 месяца назад
Fred Pazzo - Pasta or BUST! (1969)
STAN KLAUS (unusual Christmas song)
Просмотров 173 месяца назад
STAN KLAUS (unusual Christmas song)
Cats in Heat (rare motown attic found)
Просмотров 6093 месяца назад
Cats in Heat (rare motown attic found)

Комментарии

  • @rogerfinney2811
    @rogerfinney2811 День назад

    not my proudest "first"

  • @d34dbyd4wn9
    @d34dbyd4wn9 10 дней назад

    Fucking awesome.

  • @GatesRapes
    @GatesRapes 18 дней назад

    TRUMP 2024

  • @lorenwerner7347
    @lorenwerner7347 18 дней назад

    Ma préférée : requiem pour un con

  • @BodhiCody-mh2ec
    @BodhiCody-mh2ec 24 дня назад

    Love it!

  • @aaronmoore6275
    @aaronmoore6275 25 дней назад

    I'm a drummer. I'm supposed to have one. ❤️🤘🐙🥁

  • @StrangeMusical
    @StrangeMusical 28 дней назад

    Nice Metal

  • @VahKing
    @VahKing Месяц назад

    ok but who tf is u

  • @90slifter90
    @90slifter90 Месяц назад

    Reminds me of ICP.

  • @DOGEMEMES486
    @DOGEMEMES486 Месяц назад

    what NWA doing to Jimmy in the um that first picture of that video you edited

  • @BOGUS_14
    @BOGUS_14 Месяц назад

    lyrics is heat beat is whack, overall, w diss.

  • @Lennei_rblx
    @Lennei_rblx Месяц назад

    😂😂😂

  • @jprobertson-e1j
    @jprobertson-e1j Месяц назад

    don't you just love cats? XD

  • @luizhonorio9917
    @luizhonorio9917 Месяц назад

    Top Top demais 🆒

  • @bundykineticeye
    @bundykineticeye Месяц назад

    is this ai?

  • @bobbymunroe4363
    @bobbymunroe4363 Месяц назад

    This RUclips algorithm really gets me.

  • @gremlinkin
    @gremlinkin Месяц назад

    "Let me get my shoes."

  • @seanlamora6333
    @seanlamora6333 Месяц назад

    The video makes this song so much better lol. Been playing this non-stop all day, it's stuck in my head.

  • @Zack_Bays
    @Zack_Bays Месяц назад

    Is this real? For 3 days it's been the only thing on my mind.

  • @AarushMusics
    @AarushMusics Месяц назад

    Yo guys, i also make music

  • @Defnotyeett
    @Defnotyeett Месяц назад

    Beast isn't taking his channel down, he's been doing this shit for years, stop whining

  • @Ambar42
    @Ambar42 Месяц назад

    Damn, this is actually really strong!

  • @Thedude4723...
    @Thedude4723... Месяц назад

    We wuze kangs n shit

  • @Thedude4723...
    @Thedude4723... Месяц назад

    Gold

  • @goolymusiclover
    @goolymusiclover Месяц назад

    Lol,nasty!! Liking the videos though.

  • @nisondasilva952
    @nisondasilva952 Месяц назад

    Kkkkk som fraquinho 😅

  • @nmbr_6
    @nmbr_6 Месяц назад

    wild lmao

  • @theworks2983
    @theworks2983 2 месяца назад

    I fuckin love this ❤ I want more platypus themed metal and AI videos

    • @Trismegistoaureo
      @Trismegistoaureo 2 месяца назад

      Actually I'm making one about dolphins (conquering the land) but yeah the platypus is too underrated, he deserves more metal praise!

  • @WiiFan-1300
    @WiiFan-1300 2 месяца назад

    This goes so hard lol 🔥🔥🔥

  • @rockyrob8782
    @rockyrob8782 2 месяца назад

    🤔

  • @Phil-f8q
    @Phil-f8q 2 месяца назад

    Sembra fortemente ispirato a "let's call the whole thing off" con Ella Fitzgerald e Louis Armstrong

  • @stevenkipus1505
    @stevenkipus1505 2 месяца назад

    Absolutely identical

  • @Phil-f8q
    @Phil-f8q 2 месяца назад

    Choo choo!

  • @Phil-f8q
    @Phil-f8q 2 месяца назад

    E mangia 'sto c... di baccalà! 😂

  • @sadcookie4244
    @sadcookie4244 2 месяца назад

    +10000 aura for the fist raise

  • @Technical_Tek
    @Technical_Tek 3 месяца назад

    Say whatever you want he cant lose now his pr people are too good to pass this opportunity up

    • @benjaminstephens5410
      @benjaminstephens5410 3 месяца назад

      He ain't no Theodore Roosevelt and even Theodore Roosevelt didn't win the election after he was shot

    • @gremlinkin
      @gremlinkin 25 дней назад

      @@Technical_Tek yeah he's doing gangbusters.

  • @scottvito4608
    @scottvito4608 3 месяца назад

    Man I need a caddie right now with a drop top

  • @BurqaMan
    @BurqaMan 3 месяца назад

    YEAH!

  • @charliehedrick6414
    @charliehedrick6414 3 месяца назад

    1:45 DO NOT touch me there!

  • @zogardgazgull5675
    @zogardgazgull5675 3 месяца назад

    nice

  • @boughtbot2639
    @boughtbot2639 3 месяца назад

    What…..in…….the…….

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos 3 месяца назад

    Well, that was something. 😁

  • @Светлана-ш1з
    @Светлана-ш1з 3 месяца назад

  • @Светлана-ш1з
    @Светлана-ш1з 3 месяца назад

    Перевести

  • @Phil-f8q
    @Phil-f8q 3 месяца назад

    Bellissimo

  • @bobbypignotti2789
    @bobbypignotti2789 3 месяца назад

    RIP James. A true legend ❤

  • @emrosselyandor662
    @emrosselyandor662 4 месяца назад

    GG 🙌 Diosch...Ma che ohhh! Spettacolo, ma come l'avete messa dentro, senza le maiuscole, senza i punti! 🙌🤓😎

  • @petesiebler9897
    @petesiebler9897 5 месяцев назад

    Really cool!

  • @tizianoventi146
    @tizianoventi146 9 месяцев назад

    😳

  • @stevedoney6816
    @stevedoney6816 9 месяцев назад

    Weird mix. Lindy's drums worse than Nick's (?) piano imo. The two bands got on presumably because they werent competition for each other (different visions?).🤔