Shin Malphur
Shin Malphur
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Видео

All Duo lobbys are rats
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That solo shotgun was sitting in that bush camping the supply point the entire time
Hunt:Showdown 1896 laughing horse easter egg???
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Has anyone else seen this before???
Warframe: Jade Shadows - FULL QUESTLINE
Просмотров 276 месяцев назад
Bombshell after Bombshell
Overconfident dwight dies to Mindbreaker
Просмотров 107 месяцев назад
Get countered lol
Sabo bully squad gets steamrolled by Plague
Просмотров 207 месяцев назад
God i love Plague. I played like absolute dog craplike when i checked the locker, but i won anyway lmao
The Statemen make their move
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Absolute Legends
Kullervo.mp4
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Kullervo :)
My Exotic falls into the abyss
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Ty postmaster
Funny trio wipe
Просмотров 48Год назад
Testing video quality
Asuka and Happy Chaos are still friends
Просмотров 97 тыс.Год назад
Well, at least they act like it lole
Blood Bond cash register
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Not my first one but still pretty rare
Wanderer falls and laughs
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Haha
You like jellybeans?
Просмотров 292 года назад
Jellybeans. store.playstation.com/#!/tid=CUSA15760_00
Lv150 semi-Guts cosplay deletes ng+1 General Radahn
Просмотров 102 года назад
First try too, wasn't expecting it store.playstation.com/#!/tid=CUSA28863_00
Guy takes forever to die
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Guy takes forever to die
Eager edge moment bottom text
Просмотров 233 года назад
Eager edge moment bottom text
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal..
Просмотров 603 года назад
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal..
Wholesome Hunt Moment
Просмотров 193 года назад
Wholesome Hunt Moment
Game fine. Nothing wrong at all :)
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Game fine. Nothing wrong at all :)
Hunt: Showdown noob kills two hunters by himself with ebic music:)))
Просмотров 213 года назад
Hunt: Showdown noob kills two hunters by himself with ebic music:)))
Found a friendly vex
Просмотров 503 года назад
Found a friendly vex
The true dps check of Destiny 2
Просмотров 263 года назад
The true dps check of Destiny 2
Really fast Sisters of Parvos farm
Просмотров 193 года назад
Really fast Sisters of Parvos farm
Fast and easy Sisters of Parvos farm + Granum Void farming
Просмотров 3883 года назад
Fast and easy Sisters of Parvos farm Granum Void farming
Destiny 2 collateral
Просмотров 153 года назад
Destiny 2 collateral
Getting the same exotic twice in a row
Просмотров 143 года назад
Getting the same exotic twice in a row
Dead Man's Tale montage | Destiny 2
Просмотров 463 года назад
Dead Man's Tale montage | Destiny 2
Apparently True Prophecy isn't a myth
Просмотров 1073 года назад
Apparently True Prophecy isn't a myth
Jill Valentine makes Nemesis whiff
Просмотров 303 года назад
Jill Valentine makes Nemesis whiff

Комментарии

  • @Benito675
    @Benito675 3 месяца назад

    Asuka: "so here we are, the two arguably strongest beings to have ever existed..." Chaos: "The Inventor of Magic and his deciple, now that's drama isn't it?" Asuka: "sooo, want to start a podcast?" Chaos: "Lmao i had the same idea"

  • @TheTrains13
    @TheTrains13 7 месяцев назад

    You WOULD be named shin malphur

  • @umbreonhyperdream
    @umbreonhyperdream 8 месяцев назад

    They're so sassy with eachother I love it I do find the statement "Well, you never taught me how to talk" interesting tho. I feel it implies HC let his students speak they're mind regardless of how disrespectful it may have possibly been. Either that or Asuka got special privileges. I wonder if "The quiet one" is refering to him being the real Asuka and not his clone or him being quiet in general?

    • @someonesomething5336
      @someonesomething5336 6 месяцев назад

      Yes it is a reference to him being the real one. Asuka R# is the chatty one. HC will ask the fake what his name is.

  • @asuravalos666
    @asuravalos666 8 месяцев назад

    How tf

    • @shinmalphur6370
      @shinmalphur6370 8 месяцев назад

      He took all the damage the ancient took I think

  • @manicbeyond
    @manicbeyond 8 месяцев назад

    Having 2 people be that man makes things so much more confusing, so uh... Which one did which things, I can't follow the lore.

    • @DeertickDaniel
      @DeertickDaniel 8 месяцев назад

      Asuka make hot people land go boom

    • @kyeblade06
      @kyeblade06 5 месяцев назад

      Asuka is responsible for booming japan

  • @thin.chungus5554
    @thin.chungus5554 8 месяцев назад

    Asuka having a radio show is the same as Hitler making a podcast in 2024

  • @flingza1798
    @flingza1798 11 месяцев назад

    I never noticed his eye wing thing from xrd is on the side of his cloak

  • @AlienX281
    @AlienX281 Год назад

    The two coolest characters and the two most annoying playstyles together

  • @gruggedup9083
    @gruggedup9083 Год назад

    2:37 "Great minds think al-" 😐

  • @abyssoctoaurora7090
    @abyssoctoaurora7090 Год назад

    had yall ever realized that asuka sounds like an older sora

  • @xabrias
    @xabrias Год назад

    DiD yOU gEt iT At tHe pOSmAsTeR ?

  • @shinmalphur6370
    @shinmalphur6370 Год назад

    Yes, I got it at the post master.

  • @theheroofthestory9529
    @theheroofthestory9529 Год назад

    Is it supposed to do that?

  • @azireinn
    @azireinn Год назад

    ok?

  • @MTGSINGOFF
    @MTGSINGOFF Год назад

    Post master

  • @Juanfcoglezf
    @Juanfcoglezf Год назад

    Don't you get it after the activity is complete?

  • @scaramouchesnumber1fan
    @scaramouchesnumber1fan Год назад

    Hhhahah.

  • @generalsalatus
    @generalsalatus Год назад

    he is so silly

  • @Ka8uki
    @Ka8uki Год назад

    silliness

  • @arxiaomi9724
    @arxiaomi9724 Год назад

    why are you even here ಠ⁠∀⁠ಠ⁦ ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ⁩?

  • @am.bisonmain9077
    @am.bisonmain9077 Год назад

    Me when my smart friend hangs out with me Me a wacky shitposter

  • @shinmalphur6370
    @shinmalphur6370 Год назад

    Damn, almost 60k views where did yall come from

  • @backroomsdbm
    @backroomsdbm Год назад

    I like how at the end, Chaos just shoots him and all Asuka has to say is "papaya"

  • @maiselph7456
    @maiselph7456 Год назад

    1:25 HOLD UP! Does it mean that Asuka R# isn't actually there? He just... hijacks his opponent's brain to make them think he's there?

    • @Fulgorariancolt
      @Fulgorariancolt Год назад

      The # variant is a clone.

    • @someonesomething5336
      @someonesomething5336 6 месяцев назад

      No, he's hijacking to fight more efficiently, usually opponents can't tell but HC can tell.

  • @frenchfriedbagel7035
    @frenchfriedbagel7035 Год назад

    I forgot how weird Happy Chaos’s intro animation is.

  • @LatinaCreamQueen
    @LatinaCreamQueen Год назад

    Chaos would force Asuka to play 100 Gecs on his Podcast.

    • @punk_ster
      @punk_ster 3 месяца назад

      Doritos and fritos

  • @neko_birel
    @neko_birel Год назад

    I love how chaos just turbo crouches at the end before shooting asuka ded lmao

  • @HeraldOfOpera
    @HeraldOfOpera Год назад

    Also, there's a video with most of the cast pushing through Asuka at his spammiest. HC instead just shoots the guy to interrupt it.

  • @koraxacollins9645
    @koraxacollins9645 Год назад

    I really wish Happy Chaos' "oo thats a nice jacket ya got there" line happened on Asuka

    • @DeertickDaniel
      @DeertickDaniel 8 месяцев назад

      Them knowing each other makes it weird since he’s seen that jacket more than a few times

  • @FenrirStrife1
    @FenrirStrife1 Год назад

    "I dont have to explain my intent" And if you look out the bus on your left your left you might be able to witness in its natural habitat... THE ENTIRE GODDAMN PROBLEM! I mean seriously, almost 90% of all the bad shit that happens to the world in GG is rooted in Asuka's fucking abysmal communication skills

    • @Gloomistic
      @Gloomistic Год назад

      lol so true

    • @professorgames3261
      @professorgames3261 Год назад

      @@TyrannicalUserSorry to be the "UM ACTUALLY" guy, but the term you are looking for is asocial. I think antisocial is more akin to a psychopath. Well not exactly a psychopath, but something like it. Someone please help me explain it.

    • @commissarmethyst
      @commissarmethyst 10 месяцев назад

      Additional note - as a cerified psychopath, we do not inherently have malintent. We have issues with disinhibition, boldness and meanness, which are the three main categories. They can be very roughly discribed as follows: Disinhibition is basically depression+autism+empathy issues on steroids but without consistency. Boldness is the drive to perform absolutely random shit for no real reason and adrenaline/dopamine feedback from it. Meanness is the most famous category where you actually get kicks from seeing others suffer. However, that usually also requires high disinhibition with destroyed empathetic abilities. Continuing on that, I'm high on disinhibition and boldness. It manifests in a lot of ways, but what it doesn't do is make me malicious or enjoy other's suffering, or at least I'd like to believe so. Rather, it makes me want to ride a moving car's roof and gives me depressive episodes. And issues with communication/reading people's interactions, but that's half autism.@@professorgames3261 And yes, the term would be either asocial or extremely autistic.

    • @punk_ster
      @punk_ster 3 месяца назад

      ​@@commissarmethystthank you for explaining

  • @timelesssalmon7257
    @timelesssalmon7257 Год назад

    2:42 Asuka: “Papaya”

    • @inkbagz3455
      @inkbagz3455 Год назад

      HC: “Pear”

    • @ventis009
      @ventis009 Год назад

      I think he is saying compile, but I totally heard Happy say pear and Asuka say papaya.

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid Год назад

      He said "by compiling", it just sounds a lot like Papaya, which, in turn, makes it funnier.

    • @lojika1majik
      @lojika1majik Год назад

      All the sound and lights seemed to be *BAZINGA*

  • @daeryk6424
    @daeryk6424 Год назад

    "That won't get rid of me." -Chaos

  • @axelrod45-yugiohandmore38
    @axelrod45-yugiohandmore38 Год назад

    TIL Asuka's last name is pronounced Kroitz.

  • @SaikoThorns
    @SaikoThorns Год назад

    I love the line, "Boring, you know I have no interest in myself." Sounds like the internet ngl

  • @twozzlor
    @twozzlor Год назад

    Shin I thought you were killing dredgens why the fuck are you inguilty gear?

  • @danusio7548
    @danusio7548 Год назад

    they are literally a gay couple and noone can make me think otherwise

    • @rachetmarvel931
      @rachetmarvel931 Год назад

      The average Guilty Gear strive fan...

    • @playstrangejourney
      @playstrangejourney Год назад

      ​@@rachetmarvel931 happy chaos has insane gay orgies for fun cope harder

    • @DakkaSolae
      @DakkaSolae Год назад

      Warcrime Kings :)

  • @gooddoggo2831
    @gooddoggo2831 Год назад

    Wait asuka made a more talkative version of himself so he’d talk more on his podcast

    • @the_bromies_podcast239
      @the_bromies_podcast239 Год назад

      nah he made clones to do the bullshit stuff he doesn’t wanna bother with while he’s podcasting he’s the epitome of zero effort all skill

  • @legodawg2001
    @legodawg2001 Год назад

    “Do you ever wonder how will intervenes in existence” Knowing full well the Universal Will is behind bars And HC agrees it’s intriguing Asuka is still thinking about that conversation on the beach with Raven huh

  • @leschroder7773
    @leschroder7773 Год назад

    So the man with the golden gun has been playing guilty gear for the past few years

  • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555

    Same voice as Uryu Ishida and Vexen.

  • @WindHashira
    @WindHashira Год назад

    Well done on the volume. Galaxy brain.

  • @nodochitsu
    @nodochitsu Год назад

    Gah. Happy Chaos in English is so superior to the Japanese va

  • @lucymaycry7218
    @lucymaycry7218 Год назад

    That second to last one is fire! Shows how different they really are to eachother. Also, Asuka saying that, when knowledge or experience don't work, absurdity just might, reminds me of a quote from Madoka Magica- the advice Madoka's mom gives Madoka. If anyone remembers the exact phrasing, please tell me!

    • @leoblogu5193
      @leoblogu5193 Год назад

      If it has a hole there's a goal

    • @weissschnee3916
      @weissschnee3916 Год назад

      Could it be, “If you find yourself at a dead end and there’s no other options left, doing something the wrong way might do the most good.”? It's been quite a while since I've watched the show so I'm not too sure if it's correct or not, but this is what google gives me.

    • @lucymaycry7218
      @lucymaycry7218 Год назад

      @@weissschnee3916 fuck yeah that's the one. It's the same piece of advice just phrased differently because of the way the people who say them are different. Both of them open the door for entropy and the chaos it can cause.

    • @chiefbawor_thegr8966
      @chiefbawor_thegr8966 Год назад

      ​@@leoblogu5193 That's New Getter Robo quote Not exactly like that but still

  • @lagc5103
    @lagc5103 Год назад

    thank your for uploading without background music, youre one of the few ive seen do this

    • @shinmalphur6370
      @shinmalphur6370 Год назад

      Yeah, the voices are so muffeled out when there's music playing, so I figured I'd just lower it

  • @Toxic-Pyro
    @Toxic-Pyro Год назад

    I’m so convinced that Asuka’s podcast is super boring and he has absolutely ZERO chemistry with any of his guests. Bro drops the ball on EVERY joke that someone tries to play off of him with

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin Год назад

      Then Chaos comes on

    • @idesxtop
      @idesxtop Год назад

      @@UncleMerlin and it would the episode with the most hit

    • @ImJustAwkward
      @ImJustAwkward Год назад

      And then eventually Asuka programs a clone to be more charming and charismatic

    • @bloorb0569
      @bloorb0569 Год назад

      @@UncleMerlin Chaos takes the show in the other direction too far where Asuka you'd get some interesting conversations sometimes Chaos somehow lights the radio on fire.

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 Год назад

      It's probably an educational podcast rather than a funny one

  • @YEf-ix1yy
    @YEf-ix1yy Год назад

    ... Yea, they sure do get along. What a friendly banter. ××× Asuka : "Well, you never taught me how to talk." (Happy Chaos did not fix Asuka's social skill, I guess) ××× Happy Chaos : "Not a single surprise in your work. What a bore." (Ouch! A little roast from Mr. Literally-Know-it-all) ××× Asuka : "This is teacher versus pupil, remember?" Happy Chaos : "This is an experiment. Now which one of us is the guinea pig?" (Ah, what a teacher)

  • @EliTheGleason
    @EliTheGleason Год назад

    I thought the podcast thing was a meme but omg hes actually running a fucking show in the moon

    • @MsMvsc
      @MsMvsc Год назад

      This is why you actually learn the lore

    • @haikei888
      @haikei888 Год назад

      "I want to start a radio show" and "I'm leaving to the moon" were both very surreal to hear from the biggest war criminal the world has ever seen, but I'm here for it

    • @MythicMachina
      @MythicMachina Год назад

      What makes Guilty Gear lore so great is that the more you learn about it, the stupider it gets.

    • @fissilewhistle
      @fissilewhistle Год назад

      That Man had a choice: either stay and face judgement for the numerous war crimes he committed, or go to the moon and start a radio show. Guess which one he picked?

    • @ChalkMuncher
      @ChalkMuncher Год назад

      You should really watch both xrd and strives story modes, they're amazing!!!

  • @datboychimichangas4983
    @datboychimichangas4983 Год назад

    What the fuck? So this isn't the real asuka? I'm confused 😢

    • @nuclearcatpotatoe3714
      @nuclearcatpotatoe3714 Год назад

      this is real asuka, uploader said they chose so for the dialogue. In the char select you can press a button to choose between Asuka R Kreutz (Real one) and Asuka R# (The simulacrum), doing so doesnt do much except for change the name and some character interactions. In the story mode, you play as real asuka (forced to), and interact with his created copies

    • @shinmalphur6370
      @shinmalphur6370 Год назад

      Kinda, you can pick real asuka when you select your character. Asuka # and asuka K. I think chaos is talking to the real one

    • @thedemonsofsodom
      @thedemonsofsodom Год назад

      I believe when you select him, instead of picking colors you press up to change between the real and fake.

    • @shinmalphur6370
      @shinmalphur6370 Год назад

      @@thedemonsofsodom Bingo

    • @-rlmn-
      @-rlmn- Год назад

      the long name one is the real one the R# is the clone

  • @1erickf50
    @1erickf50 Год назад

    Did Asuka just admit he's Daisuke all along!!!???

  • @_Deez
    @_Deez Год назад

    The fact that they gave them so many back and forths is legitimately sick. It's such a small thing most won't notice but it really makes them feel like Master/Student and friends. Dialogue also shows a lot of respect between the two I think.

    • @deddrz2549
      @deddrz2549 Год назад

      Though idk why asuka is so friendly to him, when chaos is the one that not only made the gears declare war on mankind and cause millions of deaths, but also framed asuka for everything he did wrong after that too.

    • @_Deez
      @_Deez Год назад

      @deddrz2549 Honestly Guilty Gear lore seems so flip floppy I take everything super surface level. This coming from someone who only really started learning lore during the Xrd days. I know a decent bit but still don't have a great idea of pre Xrd lore. From what I know That Man was hyped up to be this ultimate, vile big bad, and the story just goes SIKE. He good.

    • @SeanTheShinigami
      @SeanTheShinigami Год назад

      ​@@deddrz2549Pretty sure it's because Asuka knows that his teacher is practically tainted by all the information overloading him from The Backyard/Universal Will. Chaos also isn't wrong debatably. Life would reach a boring and robotic point if drama, risk, and setback wasn't involved to some capacity, though I don't think genocide/war was the play obviously.

    • @SeanTheShinigami
      @SeanTheShinigami Год назад

      ​@@_DeezYeah, it's still a little whiplash if you've been following for a while, but I think the twist fits. Mind you, the origin story for That Man isn't even necessarily evil, but he kept the most important pieces and players (even he apparently dislikes using people) in the dark, making it seem like a betrayal for both his friends and the world with Gears. Unfortunately all his work got twisted in some manner by the governments, Universal Will, or Happy Chaos.

    • @radar4104
      @radar4104 Год назад

      @@_Deez Asuka hasn't been set up as the big villain for a long time now, he even helps out a bunch in Xrd. He's always been a gray kind of figure, it's not really a twist. Leading up to Strive, Ino's pretty much been the main villain for the most part, if you don't count the Universal Will at least. The lore itself is rarely flip floppy tbh, Ky's dragon install was setup like 15 years before we actually got to see it in Strive lol