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helo it is i pengie 🐧 I research, write, and edit professionally, and unironically wear crocs when I cosplay. My primary interests are danmei and other queer content. I've edited nine New York Times bestsellers, which include Heaven Official's Blessing (Tian Guan Ci Fu) and Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi) by author Mo Xiang Tong Xiu.
You can find me @ pengiesama on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, and Bluesky.
You can find me @ pengiesama on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, and Bluesky.
All Hualian Drink Ads (Chibi Version) [English subbed] (Heaven Official's Blessing donghua)
An English translation and compilation of the chibi hualian ads from the Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu x Unified Fruit collab.
In the first season, the Lord did shill for probiotic yogurt, and it was good. In the second season, the Lord did shill for fruit juice, and it was good. So good, in fact, that the Lord did participate in more in-character ads.
Transcript available at pengiesama.wordpress.com.
💖 Special thanks to Moxiang Tongxiu, Haoliners, Bilibili, and Unified Fruit.
📚 Translation and Video by Pengie / @pengiesama on Twitter.
🎵 Music, in order of appearance:
✨Vitality - Helltaker (OST) - Mittsies
✨The Promise - SIGNALIS (OST) - 1000 Eyes, Tom Schley
✨LUVORATORRRRRY!...
In the first season, the Lord did shill for probiotic yogurt, and it was good. In the second season, the Lord did shill for fruit juice, and it was good. So good, in fact, that the Lord did participate in more in-character ads.
Transcript available at pengiesama.wordpress.com.
💖 Special thanks to Moxiang Tongxiu, Haoliners, Bilibili, and Unified Fruit.
📚 Translation and Video by Pengie / @pengiesama on Twitter.
🎵 Music, in order of appearance:
✨Vitality - Helltaker (OST) - Mittsies
✨The Promise - SIGNALIS (OST) - 1000 Eyes, Tom Schley
✨LUVORATORRRRRY!...
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All Hualian Cornetto Ads [English subbed] (Heaven Official's Blessing donghua)
Просмотров 9 тыс.4 месяца назад
A compilation and English translation of the in-character Cornetto / 可爱多 ads from the Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu donghua. Special thanks to Moxiang Tongxiu for creating the characters in the first place, and to Haoliners and Bilibili for bringing the donghua to life. Also to Cornetto for continuing the madness they started in MDZS. 📚 Translation and video by Pengie / @pengiesa...
An (Unofficial) Heaven Official's Blessing World Map
Просмотров 6 тыс.5 месяцев назад
Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu doesn't have an official world map, but we can figure something out if we work together and believe in ourselves. Transcript and source credits available at pengiesama.wordpress.com. 🎞 Video by Pengie / pengiesama on Twitter. 🙏 Special thanks to: ✨ James Cheek / MaybeJamesCheek for the voiceover work in the My Immor section. ✨ Suika / yummysuika for f...
![All S1+S2 Hualian Drink Ads [English subbed] (Heaven Official's Blessing donghua)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ufZwH6Y0p1Y/mqdefault.jpg)
All S1+S2 Hualian Drink Ads [English subbed] (Heaven Official's Blessing donghua)
Просмотров 31 тыс.7 месяцев назад
An English translation and compilation of all the in-character drink ads from the Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu donghua, including seasons one and two. Special thanks to Moxiang Tongxiu for creating the characters in the first place, and to Haoliners and Bilibili for being capitalist shills and creating these masterworks of advertisement. 📚 Translation by Yun / @lily_ocho on Twit...
Pei Ming and Hualian: A Love Story
Просмотров 1,6 тыс.8 месяцев назад
"Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu" by internationally renowned author Moxiang Tongxiu is the epic saga of one man's quest to laugh weird and stare at his favorite ship. 📚 Text is from the English release of TGCF by Seven Seas Entertainment. 💕 Illustration is by @ZeldaCW, and is from the Seven Seas English release. 💕 Chibi is by @neesawahh. 🎀 Plushies in the thumbnail are a promo imag...
IM LOSING MY MIND OVER THE LAST ONE HOW BLATANT CAN THEY BEEEEEEE
I mean, XL could've entered in that dancer outfit from that one manhua illustration...
@@pengiesama pengie I would have actually ascended if he did that don’t give me fanfic ideas
this is so adorable
Agreed 💕 Truly the greatest collab of our time.
i am losing my mind i wake up, go on youtube and this is the first thing i see
SAME
I hope your eyes were blessed 🙏
yo what did you mean by "sfw ver" WHY WOULD THERE BE ANOTHER VER????
The other version is only available to people who've purchased the annual fruit juice subscription where they dump 40 crates of the stuff in your front yard on the first of the month.
I love this channel an unhealthy amount
I suspect you've had too much of XL's radioactive fruit juice, but I appreciate the compliment nonetheless. 💕
@pengiesama Shhhh, my insides may be burning, and my brain is not working properly, but I know exactly what I like <3
I can't watch this, it's just so embarassing ahuahuahauhauhauahau
Let the cringe flow through you 🔥🔥🔥
The ice cream brand name fits them perfectly, this is so cute!💕
Agreed! A perfect fit 💕
the way they stare into each other's eyes as the ad reads i'm dead💀
Proving that they have chemistry even when shilling!
The fact that Xie lian pulls the cornetto out of his sleeve 😭🤣
Refrigerated sleeves are a perk of the god thing.
well, he really has many tricks up his sleeve
funny thing is, i actually went to china and tried the drink from the last ad LMAO hualian is haunting me wherever i go
I hope it was good enough to make you hallucinate that you're in an idol group consisting of plums!
こんな可愛いCMだったら喜んで観るよ
あなたのご尽力に感謝します 🙏🙏🙏🙏
XIE LIAN CALLED ME A CUTIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We are all cuties in the eyes of His Highness. 🙏💖
The logic of the ad is ridiculous but also cute. It's funny how we get fan service from commercials that we don't get from the anime.
Many magical and unbelievable things happen in these ads, like an indirect kiss via yogurt and Mu Qing having friends.
@@pengiesama Definitely still my favorite indirect kiss
I was looking at the title of this video and debated watxhing it later and then I saw Pengie's name and then I was like "PENGIE!"
Aww, thank you! 💕💕💕 I'm still new to the videomaking thing, so it's very kind of you to give me a chance 😅
Xie Lian's cooking 💀
To be fair, it doesn't look as much like a biological weapon as it usually does.
Hilarious! {Insert Capitalism Here}
[Tell Capitalism Where It Can Insert Itself]
The kind of ads I won't skip
You'd probably wind up haunted by at least 3-4 Ghost City citizens if you did.
I have no clue how green plum or pu’er tea are supposed to taste like, but they somehow have a very puqi shrine feel to them.
Pu'er is a fermented tea with a very earthy/floral flavor profile! I've never had it myself, but a quick search made me realize the specialty tea seller I like actually does sell it; I'll have to request a sample.
I can imagine smol hua cheng going into a ming guang temple (since he’s the god of romance yk?) to prey that Gege will like him back only to not get a response and hold a grudge 😂
Not the first time Pei "F*ckboi" Ming has left someone on read, but certainly a time he regrets in hindsight.
I need them to sell it in the US
I think the brand is around in the US, but this specific promotion is regional only 😭 Very unfortunate, as frozen goods like these aren't exactly easy to import.
why do i wanna drink these now?😭
Blame the power of ship-based advertising!
2:34 bcuz he's been stalking u for the past 800 yrs
0:50 excuse me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😭🤩😍
^ a common reflexive response to seeing a Cornetto, if you watched the MDZS donghua.
Thank you so much for this!
You're very welcome! 💖
I once told my friend about TGCF, and they said that San Lang’s name sounded like the beginning to that one Chinese ice cream ad with John Cena. Can’t believe that actually kinda came true lmao 💀
Not to be pedantic, but that John Cena video was actually a promo for the Fast and Furious movies; I would be extremely confused if hualian made an appearance in one of those. Mostly because the only other thing I know about the F&F series is that "family. family. family." Tiktok...
Thanks for the Hualian indirect kiss random drink add 🫡🫡🙏🏻
We take our blessings where we find them, and today we find them with yogurt. 🙏🙏
THE FACT THIS EXISTS IS A BLESSINGGG also I love the crunchy sounds that they make when they take a bite out of those 😭😭👌💖
Brb, making a MXTX Cornetto-themed browser skin (kidding........for now)
@@pengiesama I didn't see this earlier but that would actually be brilliant (now I need an MXTX Cornetto theme on my phone)
This is even more gay than the show lol how is this possible
Haoliners trying to show us what they could do if they weren't wearing those Rock Lee training weights...
Love this ads<3, svss also had a pad comercial too for some reason.
They did indeed! In which Binghe was sulky and jealous that he...didn't get a magic maxipad cat from shizun. It certainly was in character, at least.
@@pengiesama is the svsss pad ad on RUclips? I couldn’t find it anywhere 🥺
@@myralyra2404 I believe it used to be, but it wouldn't surprise me if uploads of it got hit by copyright takedowns. I dug up this post on Twitter for you though, lmk if the link doesn't work! x.com/happibess/status/1429948240162611207
@@myralyra2404 Aaaand I belatedly realized you may not have a Twitter account and thus not be able to see that link; there's also an upload on Tumblr here. yuangler.tumblr.com/post/691385673634250752/followers-informed-me-that-the-scum-villain-pad
that 3rd ad..omg..so cute ;a; - they r providing us with such scenes whereas XL cant land in HCs lap in season 2 when falling down :D
They try to give us what they can, considering the circumstances 😭 And go all out when they get the chance~
@@pengiesama I know, just the logic 😅 I cant even imagine how they gonna make the next seasons without any explicit scenes and still maintain the plot
I find the random realistic PNGs slapped onto the characters so funny and out of place… 😭😭😭
Spent all the budget on HC's tea-pouring animation, forgot they still needed to draw the ice cream, decided to improvise.
Nah the Gege was definitely gay
It’s a term used for younger people to call older males whom they are close with in chinese
They get married in the books????
@@chaichibi7885 yup
@thebestgachatuberever3864 Ik that was the joke cause they say it so often
@@chaichibi7885 They do indeed. Sadly, we don't get any details about it, like a wedding chapter.
wait the timeline video is going to be 4 HOURS LONG??? YES WELL BE EATING GOOD VERY SOON (i hope the ending of that also has more my immortal i need it as my bedtime story )
I'll try my hardest to deliver the finest bedtime story you've ever heard!!
i love how the cones aren't drawn in, just edited in making it look like someone edited clips from the show instead of actual ads
Well, it certainly makes the product stand out more...though I don't know if it makes it more appetizing...
fergod's sake someone teach Gege how to cook. Saw an ep where he added all these vegies to a pot and said it was going to cook for hours. I YELLED at my computer screen... NOOOOOOO hahahaha
Xie Lian approaches cooking like an art! And unfortunately it's weird modern art.
the squelch whenever they take a bite of the cornettos is unintentionally funny
Something something creepypasta about a photorealistic cornetto breaking into my house and making a mess of my pots and pans
There's a reason MDZS changed the way Cornettos looked. WHY ARE BRINGING BACK NIGHTMARES???
THESE NIGHTMARES ARE PAYING FOR SEASON 3 SO EAT UP
Waittt I'm new to mdzs but I've watched the donghua and ads wdym why did they change it? 😭
@@yateedhanekar8129 A few more (and more elaborated) were made outside the episodes and you can find them on RUclips. Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng were also eating this new format in one of the 1st season episode, when they are in Caiyi during the Gusu studies.
@@yateedhanekar8129 i think they mean the cornetto booth in Caiyi town in the donghua, the dessert looked different but was still called cornetto
The red string connecting the cones together 😭💗
Cornetto is a pro at subtlety!!
What time?
@@IllusionQueen4Eva0:55
THE CAPTIONS ARE MAKING ME ASCEND STOP
Thank you~! Say hi to everyone up there for me.
Also this made me interested in learning china's geography too. It cant be easy seeing it's so huge and covers so much area
Oh yes, I wouldn't recommend it for an afternoon project lol. Maybe select some characters and learn about their regions individually!
Oh my god this was so helpful I'm totally gonna rewatch this once again before I re read the series thank you! (that ending took me tf out kerjbgreijbgkerubgier)
You're very welcome, I'm glad you enjoyed~! Hope it's a good resource.
THIS IS SO COOL HELLO?!??🤩🤩
Thank you~~ Glad you enjoyed!
Trying to get around the censorship: Theres nothing gay happening here officer really! HC literally saying he wants XL in his mouth. 😂 we all going to jail now 🤣
"Slake your thirst with gege's milkies" "Slake your hunger with gege's tender peach"
Body: completely slaked
This is so cool!! You put a lot of work into this and it shows!
You're too kind! 🙏🙏💕 Thank you so much for watching!
This is the most Ling Wen coded thing ever. 😂. Love you, Pengie!
Tysm!! If only I had her breadth of knowledge and spite-fueled determination...
We've got both geography and literature lessons, two in one! THANK YOU!!!
Thank you for watching; never let it be said that I am not efficient!
i’m so glad I slowed the video speed to catch 0:41 he absolutely would say that lmfao
He would say it, and SQQ would be charmed somehow. They truly deserve each other.
The last bit of this video has me sent 😂😂😂
Behold chengzhu in all his glory, and despair.