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"bad writing" *quotes a funny line from literally the best-written game ever made*

This has an amazing likes-to-dislikes ratio.

Here we go again, gotta reinstall Bloodlines now 😂

I love the absolutely disdain in that "lets finish this bitch off"

it's not bad writing. it's game design and lack of attention to detail. I remember how in dragon age 1, if you undressed Alistair before he gives a speech before an audience, he will remark how strange it was that nobody laughed at him even though he gave the speech naked. I was blown away by how good that little detail was. it is very rare in games these days.

It's the only good part of this quest though, this line is very good, especially with jack in the team

How. Literally. Also phys mc supremacyyy 💪💪

Wtf is this retarded title with these weird ass comments

spreading vaseline on the screen doesn't make the game look better.

Yeah if it's that fast might as well just instantly swap

Wow the menu is goddamn mess. Can't find anything or how to open the map and get started. One of the worse NFS games out there for sure. No wonder these are in the clearance section of most fideo game stores.

Ngl that Asari gagged Miranda bc “I was just waiting for you to get dressed, or does Cerberus really let you whore around in that outfit?” Caught me so off guard I fucking choked

Dof always looks nice but sadly it blurs the ui in reshade unlike enb

Asari really are in no position to judge sexy outfits. Half their "combat" outfits are skintight and or "sexy"

Gotta love the ps3 era of video games where almost every female character was oversexulaize even if it didn't fit thier character.

Miranda’s like ”what am I supposed to do about my character design”

My face is tired.

You must be jocking

that miranda skin makes her look like michael jackson

These insults are as bad as Brick Tamlin's insult "Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?"

I really hoped they would add RT shadows and illumination

It wasn't badly written. The Alternate Appearance Packs DLC just neglected to remove the line if Miranda isn't wearing the same uniform as in the original game.

The only bad writing was the mercenary killing Niket if Shepard dissuades Miranda from doing so. Lazily eliminating the loose end while technically still being a Paragon choice.

i'm not sure it's a mistake

Damn we need that eclipse merc as a squad mate

I loved Enyala. Sad that we couldn't just kill Nicket and pay her to go.

I think the real bad writing for that mission is everyone acting like Mirandas sister is a still a child who can't decide for herself if she wants to stay with her family or be with her bio dad instead of the full grown woman she is.

I love this scene because she’s the first Asari we encounter who goes against the Asari stereotype of oversexualizing themselves.

This isnt bad writing. You purposefully put miranda in dlc armor to make it awkward. Fuck off

God i wish i could play this treasure on console. Ive lost any and all faith in bloodlines 2.

Better than Bloodlines 2

Well I guess with direction Paradox-Chinese Room choosed we'll never get Bloodlines 2 we truly wants and deserves so we might as well continue to play the original and it's mods till the end of times.

I feel like this joke should only exist when Miranda is wearing her default tight suit, because then it makes more sense. And it’s even funnier when you have Jack as the other squadmate instead of Grunt 😂

I like that Cerberus allows her to dress that way. It's good for morale.

shit game haha only fools would buy a game on release.

WTF are you talking about VTMB not being a looker? Good mods and all, but your take is fake tits on a zombie worthless. Those graphics had character, they don't make them like that anymore.

Amazing ! Could you make a video on how to install all thse mods correctly ?

Thank you for uploading this simple footage! It's exactly the sound I needed for a reel I'm making.

Zelda is a beast climber.

Having the perfect Asari talk shit about also-perfect Miranda wearing skin tight outfits just works well. Enyala is a mercenary captain. What? You expected her to be a Sunday school teacher?

The writing is good actually, even better with Jack present.

I think this is halurios 😂 and I love it

Still has that very nice atmosphere

...this is good writing though

Looks nice!!! Can you upload preset settings?

The line is a bit bad, but it's helped if you have Jack in your party. She lightens the mood.

That's hilarious and true.

Good writing

I truly don’t get what all the smoothbrains in the comments are talking about when this game had bad writing. It truly didn’t and this dialogue isn’t even bad either. Am I missing something or are all y’all just asshurt for no reason?

How would you write it better?