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Wait so, is Gabe doing this for free? Or is he paying himself for these line reads?

0:24 **"Heaven Pierce Her - Into the Fire" starts playing**

T_T im wish i got my cash or atleast borrow friend to purchase this so much

0:53 gOod

More than 2 kills but less than 4 kills😢

ngl. gabes voice is really calming.

Yo tengo ese battle pass 2018 y es de los mejores el ti8

0:24 what kill????

I love how a good chunk of these are just memes from other valve games. I of course recognize the TF2 ones lmao

Man, this gets my adrenaline pumping, my blood is boiling for blood!

Pese al tiempo sigue siendo de las mejores 🙌🏼🖤

"more than 2 kills, but less than 4 kills" will always be funny.

he's phoning it in

0:00 - I'm Gabe Newell and welcome to Dota 2 0:02 - First Blood, Thanks and have fun! 0:05 - Hello, I'm Gabe Newell - you've just achieved first blood. Thanks and have fun. 0:10 - Double Kill 0:12 - Hello, this is Gabe Newell. Thanks for playing Dota 2! Double Kill! 0:16 - 'I will ignore your email', number of kills. 0:19 - Impossible kill. 0:21 - More than 2 kills, but less than 4 kills. 0:24 - Ultra kill! 0:25 - Rampage. 0:26 - Killing Spree! 0:27 - A dominating performance! 0:29 - Dominating!.. I guess? 0:31 - Megakill! 0:32 - They're unstoppable? 0:34 - They're unstoppable! 0:35 - That was, as they say, "Wicked sick!" 0:38 - If you were a millennial, I would say "Wicked sick!" 0:42 - That was unreal! 0:43 - Monster kill. 0:44 - Monster kill! 0:45 - My favorite kill is the monster kill. 0:48 - God-like! 0:49 - God-like!! 0:50 - Goodness. 0:51 - Ownage! 0:52 - Own-age~ 0:53 - Gõõd! 0:54 - I'm not reading this. 0:55 - Uh, no? 0:57 - Team-wipe. 0:58 - Team-wipe, all of your former friends. 1:00 - Team-wipe, enemy. 1:02 - Try clicking on the running heroes for even more kills. 1:06 - My favorite hero is Sandking. 1:07 - Please email me at gaben@valvesoftware(dot)com and let me know about your rampage! 1:13 - This reminds of the Steam Summer Sale. 1:15 - The iteration of hypothesis changes and measurement have made you a better killer at a faster rate than anything else we've seen. 1:22 - There are bodies everywhere. 1:24 - I would like to take a moment to thank you for supporting PC gaming. 1:27 - Don't ever, ever feed on the internet. It will remember it for eternity. 1:32 - I've always wanted to be a giant space crab. 1:34 - That reminds me, I'm not wearing underwear. 1:37 - Time to bring this thing out of beta. 1:39 - These things, they take time. 1:41 - Fundamentally, piracy is a service problem. 1:44 - It happened again! 1:45 - Even now, I'm learning from our customers. 1:47 - Who programmed these bots? 1:49 - As you can see, games are, in fact, art. 1:52 - I almost got that in my last bot match. Kinda makes me wanna play DOOM! 1:57 - Valve Software was established in 1996 by a handful of talented people. I'm proud of how far we've come. 2:04 - After 9 kills and development, hopefully it was worth the wait. (These next three are probably together, but I wasn't sure) 2:08 - You're a beautiful person with a charming personality. 2:11 - Must be using Dota+ 2:13 - See? Dota+ is worth the money. (these two are probably also) 2:15 - I don't like using curse words. 2:17 - There's no reason to get overly excited. 2:20 - You are doing very well, I'm very proud of you. 2:23 - There they go! 2:24 - A community of motivated people on the internet can accomplish almost anything. 2:28 - The entire team was an ass and we won't be working with them again. 2:32 - Okay, both teams are dead.. Do we just wait? 2:35 - No one's left, are we done? 2:37 - That's game then, right? 2:38 - Just ALT-F4. 2:40 - Everyone is dead. 2:41 - Umm, this isn't working. 2:44 - This is a good opportunity to learn. 2:46 - You can't improve until you make mistakes. 2:48 - Making mistakes is the path to wisdom. 2:51 - By far the most advanced scam I've ever encountered.

2024?

I love how that voice line at 1:06 gives of the "my favorite class is the spy vibe"

0:20 more than 2 kills, but less than 4 kills (didn't say 3)

2:08 Right back at you, Gabe!

I doing very well

hi from june 1st in 2024, wanna say thank u for the effort ❤

0:23 Gabe predicted the best fps

"fundamentally piracy is a service problem"

LOCURA

0:23

"More than two, but less than four kills." Too soon.

Occasionally, I come back to relive the best TI in history.

<3

More than two kills, but less than four kills.// pain

GabeN just can't get angry.

is it just me or ember spirit looks just like Kratos here????

Please give me Half Life 3. :'( Please. I am not getting younger. The wait for the conclusion of the story has been so long already. :'(

more than two kills but less than 4 kills is fucking hilarious

'im not reading this'

did gaben just said ultrakill?

this music pack is so damn mythical.

Heheh hhahah

This illustration fits the music very well.

Joker again? Dogs why so silent?

If GOD protect or lucifer welcome you , learn this lession never teach childrent attack hell or heaven!

Heeh hahahah

? Human? Wanna attack hell and heavens must pay

0:24 😳

I'm getting a Game of Thrones Vibe

"More than two kills, but less than four kills" Amazing, Gaben.

Me after listening to TI12 theme song 😂 omg i actually missed Miracle and old Liquid 😂

i always want to be a giant space crab

0:54 He ain't reading allat

thanks for giving us this for free. Happy 10th Anniversary Dota 2.

I love when a man with a beard complements my gameplay

more than 2 kills, but less than 4 kills