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Professional Foita
Великобритания
Добавлен 19 фев 2019
Even if the heart does not have warmth, a drop of wine makes the world seem like one, long summer.
Halo Infinite - How To Build A World
All this beauty will turn to ash with Cao Cao's regime.
Halo, it doesn't need much introduction does it? The most basic bitch of all franchises (apart from a certain aquatic animal) but damn if it isn't replayable.
You play as an indestructible super-former-child-sortofstillaslave-soldier on a mission to kill everything that isn't human. Well... except for all those times where he killed humans who were rebelling against what could be described as a mix of Palpatine's Empire and Initech from Office Space.
As the most recognizable helmet in the United Nations Space Command, you go out there and crack some alien skulls, step on creatures a third of your size and generally follow the philosophy...
Halo, it doesn't need much introduction does it? The most basic bitch of all franchises (apart from a certain aquatic animal) but damn if it isn't replayable.
You play as an indestructible super-former-child-sortofstillaslave-soldier on a mission to kill everything that isn't human. Well... except for all those times where he killed humans who were rebelling against what could be described as a mix of Palpatine's Empire and Initech from Office Space.
As the most recognizable helmet in the United Nations Space Command, you go out there and crack some alien skulls, step on creatures a third of your size and generally follow the philosophy...
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Видео
Shadow of War - Uruk Has No Words
Просмотров 1 тыс.14 дней назад
They cut out his tongue so he couldn't talk. This game shows the real internal struggle that ensues from dying horribly with all your family then being possessed by some weird morally ambiguous devil creature who has a rather concerning obsession with acquiring and possessing Ring™. Join Talface and Brimby as they journey across the Land of Shadow in an attempt to conquer it to ... save it - or...
Skyrim - Use The Elf Magic
Просмотров 9021 день назад
The power of magic come to me! Skyrim is the fifth instalment in the Elder Scrolls series - a series in which ironically shows some self awareness in that the lore and universe itself is almost as broken as the games - almost. To even begin to describe the concept of the Godhead - the dreamer who's schizophrenic dream-state is the basis of all reality - the casting of the eternal light of Anu a...
Shadow of War - No Uruks Glitch
Просмотров 974Месяц назад
It was only then I realised - that I was truly alone. This game shows the real internal struggle that ensues from dying horribly with all your family then being possessed by some weird morally ambiguous devil creature who has a rather concerning obsession with acquiring and possessing Ring™. Join Talface and Brimby as they journey across the Land of Shadow in an attempt to conquer it to ... sav...
The Godfather - A Professional Fighter
Просмотров 346Месяц назад
- Can you take the three of them? - Hmph, I kill, at least in threes! This is probably the most satisfying game ever - you beat your enemies into submission with your bare hands - which for some reason makes everyone love you if you do it enough. Forgiveness for beating up prostitutes, gunning down hordes of hard-working policeman with a Tommy Gun, or robbing a Truck in broad daylight - is just...
Shadow of War - Olog With Intel?
Просмотров 1,9 тыс.2 месяца назад
You're a Ming! So why're ya working with the Manchus?! This game shows the real internal struggle that ensues from dying horribly with all your family then being possessed by some weird morally ambiguous devil creature who has a rather concerning obsession with acquiring and possessing Ring™. Join Talface and Brimby as they journey across the Land of Shadow in an attempt to conquer it to ... sa...
Dead Rising 2 - He's On Fire
Просмотров 1022 месяца назад
Now its your turn with the sword - attack me! As cliché as it is, they simply don't make games like Dead Rising anymore - probably because Dead Rising 4 was absolute dogsh*t. Controversial opinions aside ... Dead Rising doesn't try to be more than what it is, a goofy, loud, slice some zombie wench who just tried to blow you in half then take a photo and say "Nice". There's so much detail within...
Carnan SUCKS
Просмотров 4532 месяца назад
You call yourself a fighter, then how is it that every time you fight - you lose!? This game shows the real internal struggle that ensues from dying horribly with all your family then being possessed by some weird morally ambiguous devil creature who has a rather concerning obsession with acquiring and possessing Ring™. Join Talface and Brimby as they journey across the Land of Shadow in an att...
AC Syndicate - Rooks Get High
Просмотров 372 месяца назад
How high is the sky?! Assassin's Creed is the only series in history which the gameplay never changing for yearly releases is something that people enjoy about it. The story is based on the fact that humanity as we know it was actually created by a precursor race of big brain bois called the "First Civilization" and were actually meant to be mindless slaves - but some of the first civilization ...
Talion Is Stuck In A Fortress Wall For 4 Minutes
Просмотров 2413 месяца назад
[Loud Snoring Ensues] This game shows the real internal struggle that ensues from dying horribly with all your family then being possessed by some weird morally ambiguous devil creature who has a rather concerning obsession with acquiring and possessing Ring™. Join Talface and Brimby as they journey across the Land of Shadow in an attempt to conquer it to ... save it - or Middle Earth - or thei...
Radiant Tasks Aren't A Good Idea
Просмотров 1153 месяца назад
I'm bored this is too easy! Assassin's Creed is the only series in history which the gameplay never changing for yearly releases is something that people enjoy about it. The story is based on the fact that humanity as we know it was actually created by a precursor race of big brain bois called the "First Civilization" and were actually meant to be mindless slaves - but some of the first civiliz...
Shadow of War - Chosen By Who?
Просмотров 1973 месяца назад
Who the hell teaches you Kung-Fu, your master must be an ignorant idiot as well! This game shows the real internal struggle that ensues from dying horribly with all your family then being possessed by some weird morally ambiguous devil creature who has a rather concerning obsession with acquiring and possessing Ring™. Join Talface and Brimby as they journey across the Land of Shadow in an attem...
Assassin's Creed - How Did You Get This Job
Просмотров 94 месяца назад
Assassin's Creed - How Did You Get This Job
The Godfather - I Say To This One, Go ...
Просмотров 6335 месяцев назад
The Godfather - I Say To This One, Go ...
Shadow Of War - Headless Olog Glitch
Просмотров 1855 месяцев назад
Shadow Of War - Headless Olog Glitch
I Guess That's One Way To Double-Tap
Просмотров 3415 месяцев назад
I Guess That's One Way To Double-Tap
If You Ever Think You've Had A Rough Day
Просмотров 2 тыс.5 месяцев назад
If You Ever Think You've Had A Rough Day
Mass Effect Andromeda - Space Is Crowded
Просмотров 6665 месяцев назад
Mass Effect Andromeda - Space Is Crowded
Shadow Of Mordor - Infinite Lines Glitch
Просмотров 496 месяцев назад
Shadow Of Mordor - Infinite Lines Glitch
Shadow Of War - Talion Falls Into Pit Glitch
Просмотров 886 месяцев назад
Shadow Of War - Talion Falls Into Pit Glitch
Spent hours arranging a fort takeover. I take it. Then go into siege defense to grind a bit. I win. Game enters never ending loading screen, and EVIDENTLY while I was frozen, all the uruks fighting inside my fort kept fighting. And killed me. After I WON THE MISSION ALREADY. So I have to force quit, and upon loading back in, I find a bunch of random enemy captains in charge of my fort. If I hadn't decided to kill off all the spare captains before the mission this would have meant all my best captains in the region would have just been deleted with no way for me to stop it. Goddamn this is ridiculous.
Any bugs like this should’ve long been fixed, I actually enjoy the ones like the high ground, group spawns and even the invincible captain is quite funny - but if my 1200 ranked captains that I use in online conquest were wiped out I’d just stop playing
He can't stand your awesomeness.
That last Y press broke him apparently
Lol
"I will crush you" *gets crushed
There’s a clickbait title out there for this situation, but I can’t quite put my finger on it…
enraged by EVERYTHING that orc is just a karen
It’s basically a cheat code they can pull when they’re in trouble, they fight normally then say “have you considered I might be angry!?” And then become basically invincible for no reason
"Use the Elf Magic!" "Which School is that?" "... Yes."
Magic is for the weak, elves I mean…
This happend to me
The annoying thing is it’s not too useful by the time you encounter it, unless you’re still getting ithilden
Bolt the hatchet: oh no I have fallen and I can’t get up
He needs to work on those calves
To bad he doesn’t have legs
I honestly don’t know why they didn’t have those in the normal game, also side note how did you get a lvl 40 Uruk in nurn? Usually for me they stay in the 10s-20s in nurn until I reach the shadow wars
I did playthroughs where I got to level 39 and level 80 in Act 1, by much grinding. So the uruks normally spawn at 10-25, but whenever a vendetta or general nemesis event occurs e.g ambush by new captain, grog-maker shows up when you blow up grog stacks etc. the captains appear at your level.
The incels that beat on women in this game also have money.
I don’t see them as much in this version of the game, but yeah it is pretty jarring to see some guy sprint across the street towards some random wench and start punching her
dont think ive seen that. fun!
The more you know…
Wow, out of the 5 playthroughs I've done I have never seen this happen.
I was the same until this, my 5th full play through I think and I only noticed it happening this time, probably because I was getting to level 80 in Act 1 it messed a few things up
I got the same glitch
Finally the good ending
Despite how morally ambiguous this game makes controlling orcs, depopulation is still on the table
is this the best way to earn money? i only get 2000$ for truck xd I need to buy all the weapons, but i need money! Any ideas? :D
The best way to earn money in this game is to do the story missions before you do anything else, as that will increase your cut of your weekly earnings from 30% to 70% if I remember correctly. Then when you extort businesses you’ll get over twice as much. You can leave the game running for about 1h 24m to get a payday, rob a bank or do various mini games to make money - I’d say your time is best spent extorting business/warehouses though
Underrated gem
Absolute cinema🫡
Ironically even more realistic as they don’t line up and wait like good bois
Italian Yakuza
This guy’s heat comes when the beat drops
Ahh con razón, por un momento creí que estaba buceado pero era porque ya alcance el nivel 25
It’s approximately level 25 I think, it’s to do with the extortion minigame for the driver, if you’ve already broke him he won’t come out of the truck
Barely got to act 2 and youre already lvl 44? Dude how many captrains did you kill?
Too many lol, in one run I got to level 80 in Act 1, will be releasing a video on it at some point - the only way to progress after a certain point is vendettas or online vendettas
I expected you to recruit him and send him to pit fights
You, my friend, are better at this than I am…
I beat the game and it still won’t work
The only other thing I can think of is fast travelling to minas morgul, replay the previous bruz mission and then try this one again, it’s a shame they didn’t patch this in the final update
It happened to me one time
DId the orcs run out dudes to play captured guys on set so they had to get shaq to fill in for em?
The intel is stored in this glorious traps
I had a gravewalker orc that was a necromancer and was "enraged by the Gravewalker".. pretty cool thing to see (this happened about 1 month ago and I still have him in my army)
He’s quite a rare one, I’ve probably seen him about 3 times in total, once randomly by killing his rival: ruclips.net/video/QEmGwRVzCdM/видео.htmlfeature=shared
After watching tears of disgrace, this is like a breath of fresh air. Watching someone actually not fail at the game.😂
Bacon and ToG are why I started doing these lol You can tell which of my gameplay is done at 9pm on a Tuesday or 1am on a Sunday after 8 pints quite easily
Talion got that inspiration from Eren from AoT, that Warhammer scenes.
I cant even what i do
I’m surprised that they never fixed it, if you need help look at my other comment/description for a possible fix
Bro really hit the flying squirel pose...sent him straight to meet the divines with that one
They can keep her lol
Hey warehouses huntin are better
Doomed 😂😂😂😂😂
Doomed to be the laughing stock at the Uruk dinner table
Hahaha 😂😂😂😂
He couldn’t get away fast enough
1:09 Fatality
It may be a little late to ask for friendship
Imagine the dialogue if he cheated death “Manshine, the pain I had to endure when stubbing my toe will be nothing compared to what I’m about to do to you. GAWHHH”
As long as it comes complete with a little toe bandage that would be perfect
So battle hardened he was once decapitated
Once you’ve had enough battles, a head just slows you down
Joł that is wird
I don’t think I’ll run out of glitch videos for this game anytime soon
I’m the last one standing
i love the ragdolls in this game, theyre hilarious XD
RUclips keeps blocking my comments when I try to say it’s funny lol
@@professionalfoita ahhh that’s annoying!
I don't care why he run, I care about how he's lvl13 and you 57. How's that possible?
I did a challenge run where I got to level 80 while still in Act 1. The nemesis system starts to break down a bit, spawning only low level captains and higher level Uruk’s without a title. I’ll have a video out at some point explaining it
Rare instance of taking fall damage in this game.
There’s way too much handholding, bring back Ezio randomly leaping 180 degrees from where I tell him to go
😂😂
Oh i think that overawed means flees in terror when facing you alone.
No it means he is terrified when seeing talion it's happened to me before👍
I thought it meant that when you do things that inspire terror like freezing them, exploding heads, of brutality they will get scared
@@nahthisaintit like I said. I "think". I could be wrong.
Im pretty sure it can hapen if you stack lot of status elements on them at the same time. Or mayby it hapens if you deplete their health too quickly.
no it means to cause someone to feel respect and fear for another person i guess he fled because he didnt want to fight him due to respecting him and fearing him
That's it? Sheesh and here I was expecting something major. That's pittance compared to what the rest of us have seen 😂
Such is life
I think we’ve all had days where we’re being mega-launched by a horse and cart then go on a murderous rampage
evie frye? more like evie in the sky... heh heh anyways
But did she say bye?
@@professionalfoita no , she was too high
At least she was quite dry?
after being injured with no way of outrunning a wraith his best course of action was to play dead
Doomed to the life of a possum
Don't worry, he's just the ships service Turian. Kind of like a dog, but they couldn't make the trip so we had to improvise. lmao
Just don’t ask him to do a trick he shot his last owner lol
So, eh....Turian is sitting on his legs to straighten the out or....?!?
This one may have reach AND flexibility
Just happened to me
I’ve only had it twice which is surprising since half of my builds can be summarised as “luv explosions, ‘ate tactics, simple as”
The whole game is . Especially when your going for certain jensin augment . It notices the build and locks one up . I have at least 50 of each and spent over 5k hearts and still the one I need won't pop up
The grind is way over the top, if you can’t get everything in less than a month’s playtime then you’re taking de mickey