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Halo Infinite - How To Build A World
All this beauty will turn to ash with Cao Cao's regime.
Halo, it doesn't need much introduction does it? The most basic bitch of all franchises (apart from a certain aquatic animal) but damn if it isn't replayable.
You play as an indestructible super-former-child-sortofstillaslave-soldier on a mission to kill everything that isn't human. Well... except for all those times where he killed humans who were rebelling against what could be described as a mix of Palpatine's Empire and Initech from Office Space.
As the most recognizable helmet in the United Nations Space Command, you go out there and crack some alien skulls, step on creatures a third of your size and generally follow the philosophy...
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Видео

Shadow of War - Uruk Has No Words
Просмотров 1 тыс.14 дней назад
They cut out his tongue so he couldn't talk. This game shows the real internal struggle that ensues from dying horribly with all your family then being possessed by some weird morally ambiguous devil creature who has a rather concerning obsession with acquiring and possessing Ring™. Join Talface and Brimby as they journey across the Land of Shadow in an attempt to conquer it to ... save it - or...
Skyrim - Use The Elf Magic
Просмотров 9021 день назад
The power of magic come to me! Skyrim is the fifth instalment in the Elder Scrolls series - a series in which ironically shows some self awareness in that the lore and universe itself is almost as broken as the games - almost. To even begin to describe the concept of the Godhead - the dreamer who's schizophrenic dream-state is the basis of all reality - the casting of the eternal light of Anu a...
Shadow of War - No Uruks Glitch
Просмотров 974Месяц назад
It was only then I realised - that I was truly alone. This game shows the real internal struggle that ensues from dying horribly with all your family then being possessed by some weird morally ambiguous devil creature who has a rather concerning obsession with acquiring and possessing Ring™. Join Talface and Brimby as they journey across the Land of Shadow in an attempt to conquer it to ... sav...
The Godfather - A Professional Fighter
Просмотров 346Месяц назад
- Can you take the three of them? - Hmph, I kill, at least in threes! This is probably the most satisfying game ever - you beat your enemies into submission with your bare hands - which for some reason makes everyone love you if you do it enough. Forgiveness for beating up prostitutes, gunning down hordes of hard-working policeman with a Tommy Gun, or robbing a Truck in broad daylight - is just...
Shadow of War - Olog With Intel?
Просмотров 1,9 тыс.2 месяца назад
You're a Ming! So why're ya working with the Manchus?! This game shows the real internal struggle that ensues from dying horribly with all your family then being possessed by some weird morally ambiguous devil creature who has a rather concerning obsession with acquiring and possessing Ring™. Join Talface and Brimby as they journey across the Land of Shadow in an attempt to conquer it to ... sa...
Dead Rising 2 - He's On Fire
Просмотров 1022 месяца назад
Now its your turn with the sword - attack me! As cliché as it is, they simply don't make games like Dead Rising anymore - probably because Dead Rising 4 was absolute dogsh*t. Controversial opinions aside ... Dead Rising doesn't try to be more than what it is, a goofy, loud, slice some zombie wench who just tried to blow you in half then take a photo and say "Nice". There's so much detail within...
Carnan SUCKS
Просмотров 4532 месяца назад
You call yourself a fighter, then how is it that every time you fight - you lose!? This game shows the real internal struggle that ensues from dying horribly with all your family then being possessed by some weird morally ambiguous devil creature who has a rather concerning obsession with acquiring and possessing Ring™. Join Talface and Brimby as they journey across the Land of Shadow in an att...
AC Syndicate - Rooks Get High
Просмотров 372 месяца назад
How high is the sky?! Assassin's Creed is the only series in history which the gameplay never changing for yearly releases is something that people enjoy about it. The story is based on the fact that humanity as we know it was actually created by a precursor race of big brain bois called the "First Civilization" and were actually meant to be mindless slaves - but some of the first civilization ...
Talion Is Stuck In A Fortress Wall For 4 Minutes
Просмотров 2413 месяца назад
[Loud Snoring Ensues] This game shows the real internal struggle that ensues from dying horribly with all your family then being possessed by some weird morally ambiguous devil creature who has a rather concerning obsession with acquiring and possessing Ring™. Join Talface and Brimby as they journey across the Land of Shadow in an attempt to conquer it to ... save it - or Middle Earth - or thei...
Radiant Tasks Aren't A Good Idea
Просмотров 1153 месяца назад
I'm bored this is too easy! Assassin's Creed is the only series in history which the gameplay never changing for yearly releases is something that people enjoy about it. The story is based on the fact that humanity as we know it was actually created by a precursor race of big brain bois called the "First Civilization" and were actually meant to be mindless slaves - but some of the first civiliz...
Shadow of War - Chosen By Who?
Просмотров 1973 месяца назад
Who the hell teaches you Kung-Fu, your master must be an ignorant idiot as well! This game shows the real internal struggle that ensues from dying horribly with all your family then being possessed by some weird morally ambiguous devil creature who has a rather concerning obsession with acquiring and possessing Ring™. Join Talface and Brimby as they journey across the Land of Shadow in an attem...
The Game Was Rigged From The Start
Просмотров 164 месяца назад
The Game Was Rigged From The Start
He Doesn't Deserve My Hammer
Просмотров 434 месяца назад
He Doesn't Deserve My Hammer
Assassin's Creed - How Did You Get This Job
Просмотров 94 месяца назад
Assassin's Creed - How Did You Get This Job
What A Boring Speech
Просмотров 1264 месяца назад
What A Boring Speech
The Godfather - I Say To This One, Go ...
Просмотров 6335 месяцев назад
The Godfather - I Say To This One, Go ...
Shadow Of War - Headless Olog Glitch
Просмотров 1855 месяцев назад
Shadow Of War - Headless Olog Glitch
The Will To Fight
Просмотров 795 месяцев назад
The Will To Fight
I Guess That's One Way To Double-Tap
Просмотров 3415 месяцев назад
I Guess That's One Way To Double-Tap
If You Ever Think You've Had A Rough Day
Просмотров 2 тыс.5 месяцев назад
If You Ever Think You've Had A Rough Day
Mass Effect Andromeda - Space Is Crowded
Просмотров 6665 месяцев назад
Mass Effect Andromeda - Space Is Crowded
Shadow Of Mordor - Infinite Lines Glitch
Просмотров 496 месяцев назад
Shadow Of Mordor - Infinite Lines Glitch
AC Syndicate - Target Plays Possum
Просмотров 686 месяцев назад
AC Syndicate - Target Plays Possum
DR3 - The Split Shot Is Cursed
Просмотров 1936 месяцев назад
DR3 - The Split Shot Is Cursed
Shadow Of War - Talion Falls Into Pit Glitch
Просмотров 886 месяцев назад
Shadow Of War - Talion Falls Into Pit Glitch
Chief Has Developed A Cruel Streak
Просмотров 5766 месяцев назад
Chief Has Developed A Cruel Streak
Haytham Kenway's One Weakness
Просмотров 4736 месяцев назад
Haytham Kenway's One Weakness
But Who Really Won Though?
Просмотров 3216 месяцев назад
But Who Really Won Though?
Assassin's Creed Is Chaos
Просмотров 376 месяцев назад
Assassin's Creed Is Chaos

Комментарии

  • @wafflingmean4477
    @wafflingmean4477 5 дней назад

    Spent hours arranging a fort takeover. I take it. Then go into siege defense to grind a bit. I win. Game enters never ending loading screen, and EVIDENTLY while I was frozen, all the uruks fighting inside my fort kept fighting. And killed me. After I WON THE MISSION ALREADY. So I have to force quit, and upon loading back in, I find a bunch of random enemy captains in charge of my fort. If I hadn't decided to kill off all the spare captains before the mission this would have meant all my best captains in the region would have just been deleted with no way for me to stop it. Goddamn this is ridiculous.

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 3 дня назад

      Any bugs like this should’ve long been fixed, I actually enjoy the ones like the high ground, group spawns and even the invincible captain is quite funny - but if my 1200 ranked captains that I use in online conquest were wiped out I’d just stop playing

  • @Christian-g6q
    @Christian-g6q 15 дней назад

    He can't stand your awesomeness.

  • @JoaoLucas-hz7zk
    @JoaoLucas-hz7zk 18 дней назад

    Lol

  • @williamfranciswhite450
    @williamfranciswhite450 19 дней назад

    "I will crush you" *gets crushed

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 18 дней назад

      There’s a clickbait title out there for this situation, but I can’t quite put my finger on it…

  • @flamingnothing
    @flamingnothing 22 дня назад

    enraged by EVERYTHING that orc is just a karen

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 21 день назад

      It’s basically a cheat code they can pull when they’re in trouble, they fight normally then say “have you considered I might be angry!?” And then become basically invincible for no reason

  • @Green-Raccoon777
    @Green-Raccoon777 27 дней назад

    "Use the Elf Magic!" "Which School is that?" "... Yes."

  • @alexlandaverde3331
    @alexlandaverde3331 29 дней назад

    This happend to me

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 29 дней назад

      The annoying thing is it’s not too useful by the time you encounter it, unless you’re still getting ithilden

  • @alexlandaverde3331
    @alexlandaverde3331 29 дней назад

    Bolt the hatchet: oh no I have fallen and I can’t get up

  • @Voltar_99
    @Voltar_99 Месяц назад

    I honestly don’t know why they didn’t have those in the normal game, also side note how did you get a lvl 40 Uruk in nurn? Usually for me they stay in the 10s-20s in nurn until I reach the shadow wars

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita Месяц назад

      I did playthroughs where I got to level 39 and level 80 in Act 1, by much grinding. So the uruks normally spawn at 10-25, but whenever a vendetta or general nemesis event occurs e.g ambush by new captain, grog-maker shows up when you blow up grog stacks etc. the captains appear at your level.

  • @chaka1061
    @chaka1061 Месяц назад

    The incels that beat on women in this game also have money.

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita Месяц назад

      I don’t see them as much in this version of the game, but yeah it is pretty jarring to see some guy sprint across the street towards some random wench and start punching her

  • @joshpwnsnoobs
    @joshpwnsnoobs Месяц назад

    dont think ive seen that. fun!

  • @theelusivera1der575
    @theelusivera1der575 Месяц назад

    Wow, out of the 5 playthroughs I've done I have never seen this happen.

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita Месяц назад

      I was the same until this, my 5th full play through I think and I only noticed it happening this time, probably because I was getting to level 80 in Act 1 it messed a few things up

  • @rainbowtheranger
    @rainbowtheranger Месяц назад

    I got the same glitch

  • @misterpresident5043
    @misterpresident5043 Месяц назад

    Finally the good ending

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita Месяц назад

      Despite how morally ambiguous this game makes controlling orcs, depopulation is still on the table

  • @MyMaksior
    @MyMaksior Месяц назад

    is this the best way to earn money? i only get 2000$ for truck xd I need to buy all the weapons, but i need money! Any ideas? :D

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita Месяц назад

      The best way to earn money in this game is to do the story missions before you do anything else, as that will increase your cut of your weekly earnings from 30% to 70% if I remember correctly. Then when you extort businesses you’ll get over twice as much. You can leave the game running for about 1h 24m to get a payday, rob a bank or do various mini games to make money - I’d say your time is best spent extorting business/warehouses though

  • @FOA89019
    @FOA89019 Месяц назад

    Underrated gem

  • @nicunicucaesar2893
    @nicunicucaesar2893 Месяц назад

    Absolute cinema🫡

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita Месяц назад

      Ironically even more realistic as they don’t line up and wait like good bois

  • @StarDustTF2
    @StarDustTF2 Месяц назад

    Italian Yakuza

  • @ArgEix97
    @ArgEix97 Месяц назад

    Ahh con razón, por un momento creí que estaba buceado pero era porque ya alcance el nivel 25

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita Месяц назад

      It’s approximately level 25 I think, it’s to do with the extortion minigame for the driver, if you’ve already broke him he won’t come out of the truck

  • @buddha3093
    @buddha3093 Месяц назад

    Barely got to act 2 and youre already lvl 44? Dude how many captrains did you kill?

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita Месяц назад

      Too many lol, in one run I got to level 80 in Act 1, will be releasing a video on it at some point - the only way to progress after a certain point is vendettas or online vendettas

  • @nikolaiorlov4453
    @nikolaiorlov4453 Месяц назад

    I expected you to recruit him and send him to pit fights

  • @jaycom0827
    @jaycom0827 2 месяца назад

    I beat the game and it still won’t work

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 2 месяца назад

      The only other thing I can think of is fast travelling to minas morgul, replay the previous bruz mission and then try this one again, it’s a shame they didn’t patch this in the final update

  • @ilayberman325
    @ilayberman325 2 месяца назад

    It happened to me one time

  • @3crownedprince940
    @3crownedprince940 2 месяца назад

    DId the orcs run out dudes to play captured guys on set so they had to get shaq to fill in for em?

  • @lun4ticplayz
    @lun4ticplayz 2 месяца назад

    I had a gravewalker orc that was a necromancer and was "enraged by the Gravewalker".. pretty cool thing to see (this happened about 1 month ago and I still have him in my army)

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 2 месяца назад

      He’s quite a rare one, I’ve probably seen him about 3 times in total, once randomly by killing his rival: ruclips.net/video/QEmGwRVzCdM/видео.htmlfeature=shared

  • @2sinfulsansYTGOD
    @2sinfulsansYTGOD 2 месяца назад

    After watching tears of disgrace, this is like a breath of fresh air. Watching someone actually not fail at the game.😂

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 2 месяца назад

      Bacon and ToG are why I started doing these lol You can tell which of my gameplay is done at 9pm on a Tuesday or 1am on a Sunday after 8 pints quite easily

  • @spongeman1512
    @spongeman1512 3 месяца назад

    Talion got that inspiration from Eren from AoT, that Warhammer scenes.

  • @Blackwolf-yi6dd
    @Blackwolf-yi6dd 3 месяца назад

    I cant even what i do

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 3 месяца назад

      I’m surprised that they never fixed it, if you need help look at my other comment/description for a possible fix

  • @opalham
    @opalham 4 месяца назад

    Bro really hit the flying squirel pose...sent him straight to meet the divines with that one

  • @Monpsyk8116
    @Monpsyk8116 4 месяца назад

    Hey warehouses huntin are better

  • @G1Grimlock94
    @G1Grimlock94 4 месяца назад

    Doomed 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 4 месяца назад

      Doomed to be the laughing stock at the Uruk dinner table

  • @G1Grimlock94
    @G1Grimlock94 4 месяца назад

    Hahaha 😂😂😂😂

  • @G1Grimlock94
    @G1Grimlock94 4 месяца назад

    1:09 Fatality

  • @greatscottbatman7470
    @greatscottbatman7470 4 месяца назад

    Imagine the dialogue if he cheated death “Manshine, the pain I had to endure when stubbing my toe will be nothing compared to what I’m about to do to you. GAWHHH”

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 4 месяца назад

      As long as it comes complete with a little toe bandage that would be perfect

  • @AliceNichy2013
    @AliceNichy2013 5 месяцев назад

    So battle hardened he was once decapitated

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 5 месяцев назад

      Once you’ve had enough battles, a head just slows you down

  • @Micharp111
    @Micharp111 5 месяцев назад

    Joł that is wird

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 2 месяца назад

      I don’t think I’ll run out of glitch videos for this game anytime soon

  • @PirateGaming_HR
    @PirateGaming_HR 5 месяцев назад

    I’m the last one standing

  • @cinnamongunfire
    @cinnamongunfire 5 месяцев назад

    i love the ragdolls in this game, theyre hilarious XD

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 5 месяцев назад

      RUclips keeps blocking my comments when I try to say it’s funny lol

    • @cinnamongunfire
      @cinnamongunfire 5 месяцев назад

      @@professionalfoita ahhh that’s annoying!

  • @michalaubrecht1512
    @michalaubrecht1512 5 месяцев назад

    I don't care why he run, I care about how he's lvl13 and you 57. How's that possible?

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 5 месяцев назад

      I did a challenge run where I got to level 80 while still in Act 1. The nemesis system starts to break down a bit, spawning only low level captains and higher level Uruk’s without a title. I’ll have a video out at some point explaining it

  • @SummerCroc
    @SummerCroc 5 месяцев назад

    Rare instance of taking fall damage in this game.

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 5 месяцев назад

      There’s way too much handholding, bring back Ezio randomly leaping 180 degrees from where I tell him to go

  • @moatezmoussi9751
    @moatezmoussi9751 5 месяцев назад

    😂😂

  • @DynamicStar-u5n
    @DynamicStar-u5n 5 месяцев назад

    Oh i think that overawed means flees in terror when facing you alone.

    • @MackaDaDacka
      @MackaDaDacka 5 месяцев назад

      No it means he is terrified when seeing talion it's happened to me before👍

    • @nahthisaintit
      @nahthisaintit 3 месяца назад

      I thought it meant that when you do things that inspire terror like freezing them, exploding heads, of brutality they will get scared

    • @DynamicStar-u5n
      @DynamicStar-u5n 3 месяца назад

      @@nahthisaintit like I said. I "think". I could be wrong.

    • @draw2death421
      @draw2death421 3 месяца назад

      Im pretty sure it can hapen if you stack lot of status elements on them at the same time. Or mayby it hapens if you deplete their health too quickly.

    • @bloodassassln
      @bloodassassln Месяц назад

      no it means to cause someone to feel respect and fear for another person i guess he fled because he didnt want to fight him due to respecting him and fearing him

  • @yodatheweeb
    @yodatheweeb 5 месяцев назад

    That's it? Sheesh and here I was expecting something major. That's pittance compared to what the rest of us have seen 😂

  • @jobaki
    @jobaki 5 месяцев назад

    Such is life

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 5 месяцев назад

      I think we’ve all had days where we’re being mega-launched by a horse and cart then go on a murderous rampage

  • @GreybeardAlduin
    @GreybeardAlduin 5 месяцев назад

    evie frye? more like evie in the sky... heh heh anyways

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 5 месяцев назад

      But did she say bye?

    • @jobaki
      @jobaki 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@professionalfoita no , she was too high

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 5 месяцев назад

      At least she was quite dry?

  • @notanonymous3976
    @notanonymous3976 5 месяцев назад

    after being injured with no way of outrunning a wraith his best course of action was to play dead

  • @gibster9624
    @gibster9624 5 месяцев назад

    Don't worry, he's just the ships service Turian. Kind of like a dog, but they couldn't make the trip so we had to improvise. lmao

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 5 месяцев назад

      Just don’t ask him to do a trick he shot his last owner lol

  • @GetsugaTensho85
    @GetsugaTensho85 5 месяцев назад

    So, eh....Turian is sitting on his legs to straighten the out or....?!?

  • @nej4838
    @nej4838 6 месяцев назад

    Just happened to me

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 6 месяцев назад

      I’ve only had it twice which is surprising since half of my builds can be summarised as “luv explosions, ‘ate tactics, simple as”

  • @-chase-
    @-chase- 6 месяцев назад

    The whole game is . Especially when your going for certain jensin augment . It notices the build and locks one up . I have at least 50 of each and spent over 5k hearts and still the one I need won't pop up

    • @professionalfoita
      @professionalfoita 6 месяцев назад

      The grind is way over the top, if you can’t get everything in less than a month’s playtime then you’re taking de mickey