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Danish Anwar
Добавлен 27 сен 2013
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Anti masker hates Mortal Kombat 11
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The troubles of an anti mask gamer playing Mortal Kombat 11 with its quadrillion unlockable face coverings. Issa joke, stay pressed. Yes I know Johnny Cage, Sonya, Raiden etc also exist, but do *you* know how jokes work? Easiest way to contain an airborne pathogen is covering your face holes. Second easiest way is for you to shut up
Roasting India, Ireland, Sri Lanka, Canada, Bangladesh and more
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A standup comedy set roasting India, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Canada, USA, Ireland & Russia from the perspective of an immigrant turned Canadian citizen. Taped at Yuk Yuk's in downtown Toronto
The reason Canada legalized weed - standup comedy - Danish Anwar
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My shirt and the backdrop were made in the same factory in Wuhan province. What's your point? Short clip of my "standup" aka making money being a dumb dumb with a mic. For my next trick Imma smoke weed and play ranked Apex My live dates are here - www.danishanwar.com Socials - @terrorsuspect
Can you be racist to white people?
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I was already a teensy bit stoned off that Tangi bud (fantastic hybrid btw) before making this video, but in true stoner fashion I can't seem to stop rolling joints regardless of my current cannabis situation, which is abundantly available. Can you be racist against white people? This question is often asked in street terms but answered in academic terms. Here's my unsolicited explanation in st...
How to roll a joint set to chill music
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Grind it, pour it, even it out, wrap it, lick it, poke it, twist it, burn it
Danish Anwar @ Absolute Comedy Sep 4 2019
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Unlisted video for bookers only! If you're reading this, please hire me!
Traveling, Legalization & Progressive Superheroes - stand up comedy - Danish Anwar
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Set list - living around the world - legalization of weed in Canada - traveling in Asia - progressive superheroes
Standup Toronto - Danish Anwar - Social Capitral Theatre - Sep 2019
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Full set uncut for you pervs follow me @terrorsuspect
Danish Anwar - Comedy Bar - Sat Apr 13 2019 - Toronto
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Camera height was set to the MC, sorry my face is cut off! @terrorsuspect
White Women / stand up comedy / Danish Anwar
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Taped during OFF JFL at Just For Laughs 2018 in Montreal www.danishanwar.com www.torontocomedyallstars.com
India vs Brazil - Roast Battle - Your Hoods A Joke
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India vs Brazil - Roast Battle - Your Hoods A Joke
East Toronto vs West Toronto - roast battle highlights - Your Hoods A Joke
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East Toronto vs West Toronto - roast battle highlights - Your Hoods A Joke
Your Hoods A Joke - New Years Eve 2018 - Roast Battle Highlights
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Your Hoods A Joke - New Years Eve 2018 - Roast Battle Highlights
How to roll a joint tutorial set to 56 Nights by Future
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How to roll a joint tutorial set to 56 Nights by Future
Roast Battle - York University vs University of Toronto - Your Hood's A Joke
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Roast Battle - York University vs University of Toronto - Your Hood's A Joke
Roast Battle - Nova Scotia vs Ontario - Your Hood's A Joke
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Roast Battle - Nova Scotia vs Ontario - Your Hood's A Joke
Roast Battle - Iran VS China - Your Hood's A Joke
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Roast Battle - Iran VS China - Your Hood's A Joke
Roast battle - Italy roasting Egypt - Your Hood's A Joke
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Roast battle - Italy roasting Egypt - Your Hood's A Joke
Roast Comedy - Your Hood's A Joke - Highlights
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Roast Comedy - Your Hood's A Joke - Highlights
Standup comedy - legalization of weed in Canada
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Standup comedy - legalization of weed in Canada
Standup comedy - millennial bashing is code for poor people bashing
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Standup comedy - millennial bashing is code for poor people bashing
CROATIA v INDIA | Your Hood's A Joke | Highlights
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CROATIA v INDIA | Your Hood's A Joke | Highlights
CHINA v IRAN | Highlights from Your Hood's A Joke
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CHINA v IRAN | Highlights from Your Hood's A Joke
Hamilton vs Thunder Bay | Your Hood's A Joke | Highlights
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Hamilton vs Thunder Bay | Your Hood's A Joke | Highlights
Danish Anwar - white privilege / slavery in egypt / everyone's a bit racist
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Danish Anwar - white privilege / slavery in egypt / everyone's a bit racist
This shows why women still can't do comedy no matter how poor their education.
Older generations hate younger generations because of the stupidity and arrogance of youth whereas younger generations hate older generations because of the ignorance of the social and economical climate that the younger generation has to live through that they did not create.
Ngl this is the best roast video the corruption joke is epic 😅😅😅
I knew he was going to get roasted. Because they know many stuff about us from streotypes..but we know very little about brazil
No offense but the outcome was already known before it started.
Majority of things Brazilian girl says about us is very near to correct.we really need to solve poverty problem.we have 3rd largest no of billionaires,still we r poor.we reall have to think about t😊
Who the heck are the butthurt people trying to say the Brazilian woman won? The Indian dude literally killed.
The indian comedian’s got awesome timing and punchlines
Awesome!
India ☕😂
His not funny , maybe next generation.
Brazilians are 🤢
Validating islamic terrorism by mentioning all the other incidents... This guy is a true face of hypocrisy ... Terrorism is not multicultural .. it's a sick mentality
She had less time and yet did far more damage then him
6:15 What did she say and why did he laugh? I was not able to hear it properly...help guys
Yoga joke poverty line joke why she copied all these jokes from chinese guy
nope the Jews invented the car bomb - Menachim Begin and Haganah and other Irgun and Stern gangs
After seeing this show, I think Thanos was right.
Whya that 'shutup' is funny?
Ye poverty wala joke sunke adani ka khopda hil gya lagta hai
She should have use boobs n vagina, toilet n pee anywhere, dirty toilets, population, head banging, arrange marriage etc both side boring
As an Indian, I think she is the clear winner
Clown behaviour
"Somebody going to get a hurt real bad" ... that took the cake if you knew Russell Peters standup and she really got Rahil when she said Indian rape problem is under control because he moved to Canada. Ouch :).
Roasting award goes to group of three friends any group where two roast the innocent one😂
ooh god i thought Indian was bad but brazilian was worst .please leave the c0medy..none of her joke felt relative not even logical.......................this is so good concept and its waste because of such pathetic comedians
How did this man got a chance to roast on behalf of Indians , this man he isn't even at average level ,I mean if I got to vote him out of 10 I will rate him 1 percent there are hundreds of Indians who can roast him to cry .... please someone better replace him who can roast and comedy logically ....That Brazil girl literally roasted him with fact points not randomly like him 🤣🤣
😂
She roasted india... How's that shit about cow... Man.....
She had many jokes copied from the Chinese roaster leonard
Couple of third world countries🤣🤣
I don't get why people insult relgion? Like look at ur abramic relgions duh full of rapist, murderers, wars
your jokes are same what chines said against India did you really just read his lines and presented here .. at least you should had tried something new .. sucker
Jb in Brazilians ne bolna bhi nhi sikha tha na tabse yoga practices hoti rhi h India m aukat dekh kr baat krni chahiye.
This channel is spreading hatred...Aur hum ise roasting bol rhe Hein waaaah !!
"Your jokes didn't cross the poverty line", that was really a good one.
it had been repeated in the same comedy show 3 times
@@lamenter6932 I didnt know that, anyway it was good, that's all I'm saying :)
thats a very common one.. heard it like a thousand times
Rahil: Shut up! "Exactly"
She destroyed him....
This is one of the best quality for yourself that you everybody can laughing your joke
Everybody laughing you
Why you every time use this words startup
Indian always rocks ✌️🤘🤘✌️❤️❤️♥️🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
What's so sad is that her jokes were awesome (people have even used them in later years against this same guy to absolutely kill at their stand-ups.) But she just needs to work on her delivery because it completely let her down! There was one of her jokes that even he couldn't contain himself for, I think. I had to rewind it twice however and in the end I still have no clue what she said. 12/10 jokes. 2/100 delivery. 😔
Yo I worked with you back in 2005-06!! So proud of you brother you’re awesome!
I was supposed to laugh
The irani guys character was on point, he was like a brown nathan fielder.
This was really good
I don't think they are funny ☠️ , jokes of her aren't realistic & weird
India sucked!!! Brazil was the real winner ✊🏾💪🏾
haha no 😂
I don’t know how the hell Raheel wins wen tho his jokes are idiotic 🤔