Danish Anwar
Danish Anwar
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Anti masker hates Mortal Kombat 11
Просмотров 2754 года назад
The troubles of an anti mask gamer playing Mortal Kombat 11 with its quadrillion unlockable face coverings. Issa joke, stay pressed. Yes I know Johnny Cage, Sonya, Raiden etc also exist, but do *you* know how jokes work? Easiest way to contain an airborne pathogen is covering your face holes. Second easiest way is for you to shut up
Roasting India, Ireland, Sri Lanka, Canada, Bangladesh and more
Просмотров 9334 года назад
A standup comedy set roasting India, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Canada, USA, Ireland & Russia from the perspective of an immigrant turned Canadian citizen. Taped at Yuk Yuk's in downtown Toronto
The reason Canada legalized weed - standup comedy - Danish Anwar
Просмотров 4274 года назад
My shirt and the backdrop were made in the same factory in Wuhan province. What's your point? Short clip of my "standup" aka making money being a dumb dumb with a mic. For my next trick Imma smoke weed and play ranked Apex My live dates are here - www.danishanwar.com Socials - @terrorsuspect
Can you be racist to white people?
Просмотров 2734 года назад
I was already a teensy bit stoned off that Tangi bud (fantastic hybrid btw) before making this video, but in true stoner fashion I can't seem to stop rolling joints regardless of my current cannabis situation, which is abundantly available. Can you be racist against white people? This question is often asked in street terms but answered in academic terms. Here's my unsolicited explanation in st...
Joint Rolling Tutorial ASMR No Music
Просмотров 1324 года назад
Turn up the voluuuume
How to roll a joint set to chill music
Просмотров 964 года назад
Grind it, pour it, even it out, wrap it, lick it, poke it, twist it, burn it
Danish Anwar @ Absolute Comedy Sep 4 2019
Просмотров 3344 года назад
Unlisted video for bookers only! If you're reading this, please hire me!
Brexit be like - standup comedy
Просмотров 1875 лет назад
uh oh
Traveling, Legalization & Progressive Superheroes - stand up comedy - Danish Anwar
Просмотров 875 лет назад
Set list - living around the world - legalization of weed in Canada - traveling in Asia - progressive superheroes
Standup Toronto - Danish Anwar - Social Capitral Theatre - Sep 2019
Просмотров 1145 лет назад
Full set uncut for you pervs follow me @terrorsuspect
Danish Anwar - Comedy Bar - Sat Apr 13 2019 - Toronto
Просмотров 6465 лет назад
Camera height was set to the MC, sorry my face is cut off! @terrorsuspect
White Women / stand up comedy / Danish Anwar
Просмотров 4476 лет назад
Taped during OFF JFL at Just For Laughs 2018 in Montreal www.danishanwar.com www.torontocomedyallstars.com
India vs Brazil - Roast Battle - Your Hoods A Joke
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India vs Brazil - Roast Battle - Your Hoods A Joke
East Toronto vs West Toronto - roast battle highlights - Your Hoods A Joke
Просмотров 1996 лет назад
East Toronto vs West Toronto - roast battle highlights - Your Hoods A Joke
Your Hoods A Joke - New Years Eve 2018 - Roast Battle Highlights
Просмотров 2256 лет назад
Your Hoods A Joke - New Years Eve 2018 - Roast Battle Highlights
How to roll a joint tutorial set to 56 Nights by Future
Просмотров 1386 лет назад
How to roll a joint tutorial set to 56 Nights by Future
Roast Battle - York University vs University of Toronto - Your Hood's A Joke
Просмотров 9 тыс.6 лет назад
Roast Battle - York University vs University of Toronto - Your Hood's A Joke
Roast Battle - Nova Scotia vs Ontario - Your Hood's A Joke
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Roast Battle - Nova Scotia vs Ontario - Your Hood's A Joke
Roast Battle - Iran VS China - Your Hood's A Joke
Просмотров 10 тыс.6 лет назад
Roast Battle - Iran VS China - Your Hood's A Joke
Roast battle - Italy roasting Egypt - Your Hood's A Joke
Просмотров 3907 лет назад
Roast battle - Italy roasting Egypt - Your Hood's A Joke
Roast Comedy - Your Hood's A Joke - Highlights
Просмотров 2387 лет назад
Roast Comedy - Your Hood's A Joke - Highlights
Stand Up Comedy - Danish Anwar
Просмотров 1167 лет назад
Stand Up Comedy - Danish Anwar
Standup comedy - legalization of weed in Canada
Просмотров 837 лет назад
Standup comedy - legalization of weed in Canada
Standup comedy - millennial bashing is code for poor people bashing
Просмотров 717 лет назад
Standup comedy - millennial bashing is code for poor people bashing
Rich Ppl Mostly Suck - Standup comedy
Просмотров 567 лет назад
Rich Ppl Mostly Suck - Standup comedy
CROATIA v INDIA | Your Hood's A Joke | Highlights
Просмотров 3,4 тыс.7 лет назад
CROATIA v INDIA | Your Hood's A Joke | Highlights
CHINA v IRAN | Highlights from Your Hood's A Joke
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CHINA v IRAN | Highlights from Your Hood's A Joke
Hamilton vs Thunder Bay | Your Hood's A Joke | Highlights
Просмотров 6547 лет назад
Hamilton vs Thunder Bay | Your Hood's A Joke | Highlights
Danish Anwar - white privilege / slavery in egypt / everyone's a bit racist
Просмотров 6647 лет назад
Danish Anwar - white privilege / slavery in egypt / everyone's a bit racist

Комментарии

  • @TheBrianYTshow
    @TheBrianYTshow 8 месяцев назад

    This shows why women still can't do comedy no matter how poor their education.

  • @dhorpt9731
    @dhorpt9731 8 месяцев назад

    Older generations hate younger generations because of the stupidity and arrogance of youth whereas younger generations hate older generations because of the ignorance of the social and economical climate that the younger generation has to live through that they did not create.

  • @mohitthakur9509
    @mohitthakur9509 10 месяцев назад

    Ngl this is the best roast video the corruption joke is epic 😅😅😅

  • @GAURAV-dm1gm
    @GAURAV-dm1gm 10 месяцев назад

    I knew he was going to get roasted. Because they know many stuff about us from streotypes..but we know very little about brazil

  • @reypekka9522
    @reypekka9522 Год назад

    No offense but the outcome was already known before it started.

  • @Atheisttandpatriotic
    @Atheisttandpatriotic Год назад

    Majority of things Brazilian girl says about us is very near to correct.we really need to solve poverty problem.we have 3rd largest no of billionaires,still we r poor.we reall have to think about t😊

  • @ignatiushorstmann2526
    @ignatiushorstmann2526 Год назад

    Who the heck are the butthurt people trying to say the Brazilian woman won? The Indian dude literally killed.

  • @ignatiushorstmann2526
    @ignatiushorstmann2526 Год назад

    The indian comedian’s got awesome timing and punchlines

  • @claymitchell2335
    @claymitchell2335 Год назад

    Awesome!

  • @M_A_F_I_A_007
    @M_A_F_I_A_007 Год назад

    India ☕😂

  • @eyes2338
    @eyes2338 Год назад

    His not funny , maybe next generation.

  • @akealahlindsay708
    @akealahlindsay708 Год назад

    Brazilians are 🤢

  • @anahita-bn6cy
    @anahita-bn6cy 2 года назад

    Validating islamic terrorism by mentioning all the other incidents... This guy is a true face of hypocrisy ... Terrorism is not multicultural .. it's a sick mentality

  • @nineether3757
    @nineether3757 2 года назад

    She had less time and yet did far more damage then him

  • @sivan1127
    @sivan1127 2 года назад

    6:15 What did she say and why did he laugh? I was not able to hear it properly...help guys

  • @ejazahmad1838
    @ejazahmad1838 2 года назад

    Yoga joke poverty line joke why she copied all these jokes from chinese guy

  • @rajibhossain9918
    @rajibhossain9918 2 года назад

    nope the Jews invented the car bomb - Menachim Begin and Haganah and other Irgun and Stern gangs

  • @jayapriya7426
    @jayapriya7426 2 года назад

    After seeing this show, I think Thanos was right.

  • @Thestoicmind0
    @Thestoicmind0 2 года назад

    Whya that 'shutup' is funny?

  • @mohit2813999
    @mohit2813999 2 года назад

    Ye poverty wala joke sunke adani ka khopda hil gya lagta hai

  • @mlplayer7432
    @mlplayer7432 2 года назад

    She should have use boobs n vagina, toilet n pee anywhere, dirty toilets, population, head banging, arrange marriage etc both side boring

  • @Snowhereeeee
    @Snowhereeeee 2 года назад

    As an Indian, I think she is the clear winner

  • @IkarusTheFallen
    @IkarusTheFallen 2 года назад

    Clown behaviour

  • @abidfarooqui-sla3301
    @abidfarooqui-sla3301 2 года назад

    "Somebody going to get a hurt real bad" ... that took the cake if you knew Russell Peters standup and she really got Rahil when she said Indian rape problem is under control because he moved to Canada. Ouch :).

  • @shyralawrence3365
    @shyralawrence3365 2 года назад

    Roasting award goes to group of three friends any group where two roast the innocent one😂

  • @pratyushchaudhary5234
    @pratyushchaudhary5234 2 года назад

    ooh god i thought Indian was bad but brazilian was worst .please leave the c0medy..none of her joke felt relative not even logical.......................this is so good concept and its waste because of such pathetic comedians

  • @chingmak6382
    @chingmak6382 2 года назад

    How did this man got a chance to roast on behalf of Indians , this man he isn't even at average level ,I mean if I got to vote him out of 10 I will rate him 1 percent there are hundreds of Indians who can roast him to cry .... please someone better replace him who can roast and comedy logically ....That Brazil girl literally roasted him with fact points not randomly like him 🤣🤣

  • @manikantbindass
    @manikantbindass 2 года назад

    😂

  • @musefkhan2555
    @musefkhan2555 2 года назад

    She roasted india... How's that shit about cow... Man.....

  • @aryakhairnar4419
    @aryakhairnar4419 2 года назад

    She had many jokes copied from the Chinese roaster leonard

  • @Sisimanu0001
    @Sisimanu0001 2 года назад

    Couple of third world countries🤣🤣

  • @lll2282
    @lll2282 2 года назад

    I don't get why people insult relgion? Like look at ur abramic relgions duh full of rapist, murderers, wars

  • @siddheshvikram9047
    @siddheshvikram9047 2 года назад

    your jokes are same what chines said against India did you really just read his lines and presented here .. at least you should had tried something new .. sucker

  • @simrankhurana4828
    @simrankhurana4828 2 года назад

    Jb in Brazilians ne bolna bhi nhi sikha tha na tabse yoga practices hoti rhi h India m aukat dekh kr baat krni chahiye.

  • @simrankhurana4828
    @simrankhurana4828 2 года назад

    This channel is spreading hatred...Aur hum ise roasting bol rhe Hein waaaah !!

  • @so_dumbshu
    @so_dumbshu 2 года назад

    "Your jokes didn't cross the poverty line", that was really a good one.

    • @lamenter6932
      @lamenter6932 2 года назад

      it had been repeated in the same comedy show 3 times

    • @so_dumbshu
      @so_dumbshu 2 года назад

      @@lamenter6932 I didnt know that, anyway it was good, that's all I'm saying :)

    • @gonzalesbuttmuncher8491
      @gonzalesbuttmuncher8491 2 года назад

      thats a very common one.. heard it like a thousand times

  • @so_dumbshu
    @so_dumbshu 2 года назад

    Rahil: Shut up! "Exactly"

  • @karlooserodrigues8539
    @karlooserodrigues8539 2 года назад

    She destroyed him....

  • @Rakeshraj00001
    @Rakeshraj00001 2 года назад

    This is one of the best quality for yourself that you everybody can laughing your joke

  • @Rakeshraj00001
    @Rakeshraj00001 2 года назад

    Everybody laughing you

  • @Rakeshraj00001
    @Rakeshraj00001 2 года назад

    Why you every time use this words startup

  • @younicornking907
    @younicornking907 2 года назад

    Indian always rocks ✌️🤘🤘✌️❤️❤️♥️🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @This_is_super_dumb_but
    @This_is_super_dumb_but 2 года назад

    What's so sad is that her jokes were awesome (people have even used them in later years against this same guy to absolutely kill at their stand-ups.) But she just needs to work on her delivery because it completely let her down! There was one of her jokes that even he couldn't contain himself for, I think. I had to rewind it twice however and in the end I still have no clue what she said. 12/10 jokes. 2/100 delivery. 😔

  • @sharsSafeSpace
    @sharsSafeSpace 2 года назад

    Yo I worked with you back in 2005-06!! So proud of you brother you’re awesome!

  • @trendopie.9749
    @trendopie.9749 2 года назад

    I was supposed to laugh

  • @Mogadypopz
    @Mogadypopz 2 года назад

    The irani guys character was on point, he was like a brown nathan fielder.

  • @Maniac-Cop-2
    @Maniac-Cop-2 2 года назад

    This was really good

  • @hacksterultranoobyt8402
    @hacksterultranoobyt8402 2 года назад

    I don't think they are funny ☠️ , jokes of her aren't realistic & weird

  • @donzking6625
    @donzking6625 2 года назад

    India sucked!!! Brazil was the real winner ✊🏾💪🏾

    • @swz170
      @swz170 2 года назад

      haha no 😂

  • @mazharbang
    @mazharbang 2 года назад

    I don’t know how the hell Raheel wins wen tho his jokes are idiotic 🤔