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as a finnish PERSON from finland thiis iis very laugh i laugh, sauna.

Why would people want to learn Finnish it's just crap no real language just primitive sounds

The point of everything is the Finnish person is the best.

"They never check you underwear." Thanks to you they will now!

I honestly don't understand the whole Independence bit. It's like your lazy 30 year old son who's a mess, smoking weed living in your basement and 100% depends on you giving him money and support. Two things would happen if given independence, the most likely outcome is they become a drug addict living on the street

More umlauts than a German heavy metal band

Many say that Finland FINNS being so Happy is based on things that others dont have ! We have more sauna - than any western Nation and then We have salmiakki !

Finnish is like if you took any word and scarambles it

LOL.

Fennish! Is my new favourite word

It's not "lohikäärme" originally. It's "louhikäärme" and "louhikäärme" translates to "rock dragon" in English. In Finnish folklore and mythology, a "louhikäärme" is typically portrayed as a creature that resides in rocky, mountainous regions, possibly guarding treasures or ancient secrets. The term combines "louhi," which can refer to rock or stone, and "käärme," meaning snake or dragon. This gives a sense of a dragon-like creature with affinities to the earth and stone, differentiating it from other types of mythical dragons that might be associated with elements like fire or water. The concept taps into the rich vein of Nordic and Finnish mythology, where creatures and spirits often embody natural elements and landscapes. "Lohikäärme" emerged later as a bit of a mistranslation or misunderstanding.

Every Finnish joke ever.

I have no idea why Matti name is referred to tiny. Taskumatti, Matti kukkarossa (Matti in a wallet) meaning broke.

I'm a bit disappointed if no one has taught you "hölökyn kölökyn" :D (It's a drinking toast)... atleast that one you might use a bit more than the tongue twister :D

Soita Paranoid!

Ye Irishmen or Scotman?

As I really can't enjoy some good salmiakki with a condom in it, I 100% agree with this message.

It's actually a city where that booze is originally from

I detected at least 1 whoosh in the comments

Finnish Postal Service: where is my package UA017919821FI? Please tell me because I can't access OmaPosti as I'm not Finnish, but only a Latino boy! Thanks!

I feel so much happier now!

I like this joke :D

It's not true, you've seen a sunlight! You must be at full time job from darkness to darkness!

Totttta!

True! Totta!

Osaatko suomee

Ho is from Finland I am 👇

Why so true. Finland

Why so true 😂

This book is for children

Considering that the Scottish legal system believed a rapists assertion that he is a woman because he loves to dress like a woman and ruled to house him with women. That basically sums everything.

Nice one man, lmfao. I gotta know what happened next tho

He is like 52

8dha

John

pk

As a person whos from finland this is fucking funny😂

Is this a man ? Cause nowadays with plastic surgery you never know ...

Ray, you are spot on with your critique there. It is not even funny anymore how much the finnish street language is departed from what schoolbooks teach. Many foreigners coming to finland, have proudly with sweat and tears learned finnish from books perhaps university classrooms before they enter the country. And then already on the (Air-)port they discover they understand shit all what is spoken around them. And as soon they open their mouth, ___everyone___ and their dog know thats either an immigrant, or a tourist 🙂 Not only because of the obvious accent that you will never be able to get rid off your entire life (forget the plan about blending in so well that people take you for a native, its not gonna work) - they will also detect you because you are the only one around speaking "school book finnish" At that point, some turn away from you - some turn towards you (also methaphorically) - but you will not get the native2native treatment. Is that a good thing? i let you decide.

Come to Savo, you might notice you won't understand anything we speak if you are in rural area even if you are sober.... Unless you understand rally english, then you might understand maybe one third to half in good day... ...while not sober...

A Country Rock song in Finnish language. ruclips.net/video/xocVj_TXv0Y/видео.html

That’s an amazing point! The Finns think someone who wasn’t born here (and isn’t white) doesn’t belong here, but actually immigrants have to take a test which (in any country) the nationalists would fail just like how how the religious know less about their own holy books than the atheists do.

Perkele ku poka puhhuu asiaa

The accent makes this so much better. Don't ever learn finnish to the point that you lose it to our rally english accent. 😅 Good luck learning finnish! The stand-up bit was great!!

Im from Finland

J Karjalainen IS My brother

The bit about the toaster is great and I can absolutely confirm that here in America we measure distance in levels of toastedness.

The crazy amount of use for the letter ä is irritating me