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I'm so glad I found this video, I aways thought this was real

scientifically engineered to be unfunny

the trolley could derail and kill everyone on board. no one ever consider's the trolley's feelings.

Dude you just killed a pregnant woman!

Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it *did* actually walk into it. *That animal still probably died.* Is *that* still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably *terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?* And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

i clearly did not explore enough in this game especially this planet

When i got to this i tried to just sacrifice myself by standing in front of the trolley... welp, five people died but at least no genocide xD

“Geno-sides”

they were so annoying I wanted multi-track drifting so i could hit them all

What happens if you shoot them?

where its the option to create curve railway to connect the sides?

How did I miss this ?

[it scared me so badly cuz i thought it was a real bird until it talked- lmao-]

what if you killed the one guy and not pull the switch?

4:05 Ok, that one REALLY want to live

So everyones a piece of shit and nothing matters, sounds like justin royland and rick to me

I beat this game and never saw this, where is it?

There should be a multi track drifting option

I barely can have an decent discussion with some people, imagine been on the verge of death and be so polite about why you should live, real life scenario would be a nightmare of people yelling and crying.

No option for multitracking?

Somehow my instinct told me to kill the five. Maybe because it's High on Life and everything is screwed up. But I never got the pesos the guy promised me.

It's so funny because in this version you clearly have time to move the people out of the way. Pull the lever then move one dude, gg easy skill diff.

This dilemma is actually a used scenario for social experiments. Social experiments are very common within the gaming industry believe it or not but I don't understand how it can be actual data if most will think it doesn't matter since it's a video game lol

So the guy said he'd give pesos for saving him and he didn't?

They should have implemented the multi-track drift so you can make the trolley run over them all

Good ending: you're crashing a train

THE WAFFLE HOUSE HAS FOUND IT'S NEW HOST

The choice is easy, really: flip the switch, so that you only have to untie a single person. And with a trolley that slow, that shouldn't be a problem at all! 😜

It’s an interesting attempt at engagement, but where was knifey?

Double track drift

I would untie the one person so they can help go untie the other five like wtf trains moving pretty slow idk why everyone is so quick to kill people. Even if the train was moving fast like at least maybe you can save 2 or 3 of them by untying them instead of wasting your time thinking about morality. When presented with two options always take the third! "When life deals you a bunch of lemons you shove those lemons down someones throat until they see yellow!" -Danny Devito

You can't multitrack drift for a more efficient cleanup?

I've always wondered why can't people just untie everyone before the trolley comes? I wish they could of let you do it in this game though, it would of been funny if you could just untie them considering they made the trolley slow af 😂

Can you shoot them?

There aren't really any laws that punish you for inaction, but there are laws that punish you for taking an action. Heck, many nursing places have rules that if someone falls, you step out of the way and let them fall. Otherwise, if your attempt fails in any way, it'll be your fault. Therefore from a purely selfish point of view, it;s best not to touch that lever.

I used to think that the right answer was to sacrifice the few to save the many, but after I realized how often this line is used to justify atrocities that are committed by our government, I don't know what the best solution is anymore.

This brings to mind a bunch of stuff I forgot in an ethics class

Me: *unties them all*

You can also break it by flipping it back and forth and the trolly will just ghost through the guy without actually harming him.

The most logical thing would be to untied them before the trolley get to them

The “i will let you fuck me” sent me 😂😂

The moral dilemma does not work for me because they ain’t human, I watched them die without doing anything while smiling, then I reloaded switched it and had the satisfaction to kill the other side. Tbh the most balanced thing is just not to do anything, even if they are human, they all got themselves into this mess, it means there’s a reason for them to be there, best not get involved in sh1t like this otherwise it could be you on the tracks next time.

Why is Kenny pink in this clip instead of blue?

homie said he would give you all his pesos if you let him live... when does he pay up?

Did I just hear Rusty Venture? I am sure it was Urbaniak.

I would've tried dying to the trolley first before a decision was made. it was fairly slow, maybe my corpse would stop it

Don't forget that this is not a real-world problem but a thought experiment. Even if you come across such a problem in real life, someone royally fucked up and let's hope it wasn't you!

I hope James Urbaniak has more characters in this game. I really need to get it for the sake of how many fantastic voice actors were brought on

Ugh the trolly problem is a way to guage someones morality. Most people choose to save 4 and kill 1. However what if the one is your wife or kid? Now it gets complicated. Most people will kill the 4 to save the 1 if that one person is someone important. And if the reverse is true like the one person is hitler and the 4 are pedophiles. Now it gets into a personal experience thing.