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Functional Chaos
Добавлен 18 окт 2022
3 Unhinged Goofballs try to host a podcast!
We really just want to create a space for people to escape the mundane and tragedy that is life, where anyone can feel validated in being an absolute weirdo!
New Episodes are available on all your favorite listening platforms every Chaotic Monday
I'm Kali, I'm Dev, and I'm Jade and Welcome to your new Chaotic FamBam!
We really just want to create a space for people to escape the mundane and tragedy that is life, where anyone can feel validated in being an absolute weirdo!
New Episodes are available on all your favorite listening platforms every Chaotic Monday
I'm Kali, I'm Dev, and I'm Jade and Welcome to your new Chaotic FamBam!
Ep. 76 Munching On Polly Pocket | eXCUSES
**Trigger Warning** this episode has a moment of talking about suicide and we always encourage our listeners to prioritize yourself first. The moment is between the time 50:50 to 55:10. Please skip if you need to🖤.
Happy Chaotic Monday Besties✨!
This week’s episode is brought to you by the letter X for our group topic! Now obviously excuses doesn’t start with an X, but damn this is a hard letter and so we are using it as an excuse to use words that sound like they start with X! Does that make any sense?!🤷♀️cool great🙃💋!
Kali tells us the many different definitions of excuses and dives deep into the difference between using an excuse and a reason for something. Along with a personal story of...
Happy Chaotic Monday Besties✨!
This week’s episode is brought to you by the letter X for our group topic! Now obviously excuses doesn’t start with an X, but damn this is a hard letter and so we are using it as an excuse to use words that sound like they start with X! Does that make any sense?!🤷♀️cool great🙃💋!
Kali tells us the many different definitions of excuses and dives deep into the difference between using an excuse and a reason for something. Along with a personal story of...
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Ep. 75 Let’s Get Our Botulism/Botanism On | WEEDS
Просмотров 24414 дней назад
Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening Chaotic Babes!! This all new episode of your favorite chaotic ladies. We discover at the beginning that Dev hates jokes with this weeks IceBreaker: What’s the best joke you know? We would love to hear yours in the comments! ✨ Ever been thinking with the lights off and wanted to know things about weeds? This week’s individual topic is brought to you...
Ep. 74 We Know Nothing | VAMPIRES
Просмотров 16121 день назад
What happens when two chaotic weirdos look up things about Vampires on wikipedia? This weeks episode of Functional Chaos!!🤭 It’s another chaotic week without our Jadey Bean, but Kali and Dev are still trying to bring you an hour of escapism of random, laughable weirdness! Episode 74 is brought to you by the letter, V, and the group topic is vampires!! Kali gives us a few true crime stories that...
Ep. 73 A Butt Period | UBER STORIES
Просмотров 415Месяц назад
Welcome back to a new week of chaos! BUT! We don’t have our Jadey Bean this week, cause she’s out at the beach for a little get away✨! While we miss the person that brings function to this chaotic silly ol’ time of a podcast! It is a bit of a shorter episode but that doesn’t take away from the stories in Kali’s individual topic. Brought to you by the letter, U; she tells us a bunch of Uber stor...
Ep. 72 I’m Covered In Crumbs | TRY ME!
Просмотров 234Месяц назад
We Missed You! Did You Miss Us Chaotic Babes?!🤭✨ Life has been absolutely trying to show us who is boss lately causing us to have to take an unplanned 2 week break. But we are back this week with a whole new episode of your favorite brand of chaos! We have to put a huge WARNING for anyone with misophonia, because this episode has some great/horrible mouth sounds and we understand if this one is...
Ep. 71 I’m A Bush Baby!! | SLUGS vs. SNAILS
Просмотров 2512 месяца назад
The chaos continues but with everyone's favorite guest, Karl!! If you’ve missed the other episode’s with Kali’s little sister Karl, have no fear for this episode shall rid you of that deprivation🤭! On top of the news that Karl got a new cat, we spend about 10 minutes talking about the 2024 Olympics that were going on in Paris and gradually circle back to the olympics near the end, (warning that...
Ep. 70 Post-Mortem Riggeties | RANDOM
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We Back Chaotic Nerds! We are missing Jade this week because she is sitting on some animals all week🙃 so Kali and Dev are going to bring you your topic inspired by the letter, R. 😁Though there is no function to this chaos, they deliver on this ADHD brain relatable episode about just random shiz! It is a groups topic! While Kali brings us a combination of something that has her pissed, something...
Ep. 69 Jade Can’t Speak, Kali Is Delusional, & Dev Can’t Stop Yawning | QUIZ (Personality Version)
Просмотров 3363 месяца назад
Happy Chaotic Monday Babes!🖤 In casual Functional Chaos fashion we switch our studio location this week, cause Kali’s a/c broke and her room was the only room with the portable a/c in it. So here we are, apologies for the terrible lighting for those watching this weeks episode, her room needs a serious makeover🤭🙃🤷♀️. Aside from the visual, our audio was finally working (other than the first mi...
Ep. 68 Tingly Between The Bingly | PERIODS
Просмотров 3533 месяца назад
Hey! Disclaimer! 🤭 As you can hopefully tell by the title of this episode, this chaotic trio is shamelessly talking about periods! So if you’re not a bestie that wants to hear non-professional, professional uterus owners talk about their experiences with period based diseases, birth control, and the weird unnecessary shame that surrounds something half of the world's population has or does expe...
Ep. 67 Jade Was Stabbed In The Butt | OAKS PARK DISASTER
Просмотров 2423 месяца назад
Hey Chaotic Besties!🖤 We have to start this description with a warning and apology🤷♀️😅… There was a super embarrassing error made on Kali’s part🤭😅with the audio; so this means the audio was recorded on the phone rather tha through our normal microphones. While extremely embarrassing, I will say it is very on brand for us 😅! What are you gonna do😂. So so sorry, I hope you can forgive us🙃💋! This...
Ep. 66 Daddy Jack, Father Black | NEWLY-FRIEND GAME
Просмотров 3653 месяца назад
This week we come back after a much needed week off. Kali had an accident last week that prevented the episode from being edited and released! We hope you can forgive us with this extra special edition of Functional Chaos! Not really but it’s longer than the episode have been in a while 😅🤷♀️! BUT, we do have a chaotic little game for you; brought to you by the letter N, we play the spin-off ve...
Ep. 65 Twenty Dollar Straight Tax | MURDER (Monsters Among Us)
Просмотров 5414 месяца назад
Happy Pride Month Gay Chaotic Besties!! We got a whole new episode full of chaotic goodness for you! This week we’re ALL here too! Remember a couple weeks ago when Jade talked to us about Killers of the serial variety? Well, it must be the season to talk about true crime cause Dev decided to go with the same theme! Dev brings us our, M, topic in the form of talking about murder cases from the s...
Ep. 64 Our ADHD Rages Different | LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
Просмотров 2504 месяца назад
Well hello there beautiful people!! It’s amazing to be back with another episode of FC goodness! Although Jade is not on the episode this week! She went out of town on a day trip with a friend she doesn’t get to see very often! So you’re stuck with the Dev and Kali show this week😅! Dev brings us our ice breaker for this week. Inspired by a new TikTok trend, What is something your ex did/said an...
Ep. 63 Word Association Hell | KILLERS (Serial Version)
Просмотров 1934 месяца назад
Welcome to another wild week and Holy Shit it’s a miracle we got all 3 of us in the studio again!! In the chaotic world of Kali, Dev and Jade we start the episode off with a “quick” game of word association. This game has been requested since we played it on our One Year Anniversary episode last year! Spoiler Alert, Kali is still terrible at it!😂 Our Individual topic for this week is all about ...
Ep. 62 It Smells Like A Florescent Sock | JAIL
Просмотров 2344 месяца назад
Hey Chaotic Babes! Remember how last week Jade was off the last week’s episode? Well, Dev is the one skipping out this week instead!😅😂To be fair she’s out of town to visit some friends! So we can forgive her this time. So, mother has left Jade alone with an unattended Kali! This week’s topic is brought to you by the letter J, and as you can tell from the title of this week’s episode, is Jail! B...
Ep. 61 What’s The Military Need Glitter For? | INSANE THINGS KALI’S LEARNED THIS WEEK
Просмотров 3815 месяцев назад
Ep. 61 What’s The Military Need Glitter For? | INSANE THINGS KALI’S LEARNED THIS WEEK
Ep. 60 My P**sy Hurts, It’s Making Me A Bi**h | HUMAN THINGS
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Ep. 60 My P sy Hurts, It’s Making Me A Bi h | HUMAN THINGS
Ep. 58 Jade Married The Hulk | FOOD!!
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Ep. 58 Jade Married The Hulk | FOOD!!
Ep. 57 Scars Are Like Trophies | ER STORIES
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Ep. 57 Scars Are Like Trophies | ER STORIES
Ep. 56 Best Friends Roast Each Other | DRAGONS
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Ep. 56 Best Friends Roast Each Other | DRAGONS
Ep. 55 I Don’t Like How My Fingers Feel | CANDY (Dollar Store version)
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Ep. 55 I Don’t Like How My Fingers Feel | CANDY (Dollar Store version)
Ep. 54 Stop Talking About Our Bodies Weirdos | BIGFOOT
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Ep. 54 Stop Talking About Our Bodies Weirdos | BIGFOOT
Ep. 53 Seven Capfuls of Miralax! | AUSTRALIAN WHITE TREE FROGS
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Ep. 53 Seven Capfuls of Miralax! | AUSTRALIAN WHITE TREE FROGS
Ep. 52 Seasons Over Daddy | ZODIAC 2024 PREDICTIONS
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Ep. 52 Seasons Over Daddy | ZODIAC 2024 PREDICTIONS
Ep. 51 Professional Butt Stabber | YULE & YUCKY THINGS
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Ep. 51 Professional Butt Stabber | YULE & YUCKY THINGS
Ep. 50 They Gave Us Dry Benedict | XPOSED & XMAS
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Ep. 50 They Gave Us Dry Benedict | XPOSED & XMAS
Ep. 49 Double Stuffed | Witches, Wild West, & Would You Rather
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Ep. 49 Double Stuffed | Witches, Wild West, & Would You Rather
Ep. 48 Zombie Eye Lid | Vision & Vaginas
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Ep. 48 Zombie Eye Lid | Vision & Vaginas
Ep. 47 Yacht Club Ross Girl | UNBELIEVABLE FACTS
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Ep. 47 Yacht Club Ross Girl | UNBELIEVABLE FACTS
Great episode I hope both of you have a great day and your socks are adorable
Oh I love this conversation!!! What a wonderful group of women. ❤❤❤❤❤
Your guys feet and socks are amazing
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this is awful
y'all are so funny, i love your dynamic!!
can you shoeplay in fuzzy slippers?
I like the feet show at the beginning 🔥🔥🔥😁😁😁
It’s sooo hot 🥵 out you guys act like it’s winter 😂
you look great, and sexy feet i confess!
It’s hot 🥵
excellent video but it would be nice if we see you more often in socks and more videos not week otherwise beautiful sexy socks I look forward to a next videos or have seen that your socks
Cool video 👣
I LOVE YOU AUNTY DEV😂💩
Love you girls i wish all of you all the best ❤️👣
Awesome episode i love it 👍 I like your feet❤
The Mayo Clinic is named after the Mayo brothers.
LOVE YOU AUNTIE HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GUYS ARE DOING SO GOOD ON THE PODCAST ❤
Yes auntie get it I love you and your friends wishing you the greatest success on your podcast
Yall would be fun to kick it with my lady agrees
Great show love the setup u hope yall have a great day I can't wait for the next episode all of yall are beautiful and you guys have cute socks btw
Lovely feet ladies !!❤❤
Great show love the setup I hope yall have a great day and your socks are so cute js
Great show ❤
Funny gril 😂❤ fabulous video but your feet make the video better❤❤ Have a nice week girl ❤
Cool video!! Ladies good content please show legs more next time ❤❤❤
Good job girls nice conversation also I'm enjoying with the legs is getting my attention 😍
True redhead blue eyed chica here.
Amazing show thank you for getting me through my morning I hope yall have a great day
There's a lot of male bashing on this episode....
I'm a female who had an older female punch my driver's window because I supposedly stole a parking spot
I was mugged at a gas station and now I won't ever go alone, especially if there are people outside of vehicles.
What breed is Duke?
May God bless you young ladies for your website we love your dog in Wisconsin how long you get together and discuss things I give it to the young women in our church to look at they said beautiful and awesome story I want to pray for you today do you have a PO box where people can sponsor you are love is with you Wisconsin❤
Три поросёнка.
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Thirstyanyone?!
What station for ur baker! Cat out of the bag!
Refresh urself with a green screen! Drea Ms!!! Wake up!
More word association, please
52:10
Good vid love the new setting the orange thing was a bit too big though
And Adhd
The drive home thing can also be a sign of sleep apnea
It depends on the airline if a carrier is required for small dogs.
😚 Promo'SM
How'd the foot masks work out?
They were very weird!? We be peely, buuuut… it was like string cheese 🤭😂
@@functionalchaospodcast 😝
They are saying if you are double jointed, you could be hyper ligamented, which can cause heart issues depending on the severity.
While still able-bodied I brought it back to the store. Now, because I park far away due to having a big truck, I make sure a corral is near. OR if I end up not having a significant amount of bags I have my SO carry and leave the cart at the store.
I think they were factoring the amount of kittens their kittens have too