Abbey Absinthe
Abbey Absinthe
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HALLOWEEN SONG
[Lyrics]
Call me DRACULA, because I fuckin suck
I'm like a werewolf, because I never shave enough
I'm like a mummy, because I'm tearing off these bands
and I'm like a chupacabra cause I'm sacrificing lambs!
(What the fuck am I even saying right now...)
(Oh my God...)
Call me DRACULA, because I fuckin suck
and even though its true I never get to drink enough.
I'm like a witch, bitch, because you'll be under my spell
I'm like a demon, because we're going straight to hell
and I'm like a Loch Ness Monster cause you all know me so well
(This isn't getting any better...)
(WHY!?)
Call me DRACULA, because I fuckin suck
and even though its true I think I'm loved about enough.
I'm like a frankenstein, because you'...
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Get Out My Way
Просмотров 153День назад
[Lyrics] Updating...
Fork Out My Eyes
Просмотров 70День назад
[Lyrics] Fork out my eyes! Then feed them back to me! Because I'm always fuckin blind and they can never see. The god damn writing on the wall that's in front of me, They're a literal affront to my fuckin everything And maybe if I were blinded I could truly see. So fuckin fork out my eyes. Feed them back to me. Fuckin Feed them back to me. Fork out my eyes! Then feed them back to me! I'm a glut...
Life is Hard, Yo.
Просмотров 2614 дней назад
[Lyrics] OH I FUCKIN LOVE THIS ONE ALREADY! HERE WE GO! Once upon a time in a really shitty city, Lived a young goth girl named abbey, and you know she's sitting pretty, Got a scar on the gut from a stabbing, what a pity But they missed all of her vitals and now she's getting kinda witty And since I'm off the chain so often you know I'm getting nitty-gritty Yo, life is hard. Life is hard, yo. N...
Don't Take Away My Agony
Просмотров 216Месяц назад
[Lyrics] (This one has a LONG ASS OPENING, takes a minute and five seconds.) I wanted to be happy, but I don't have it in me I wanted to write songs but, I write them shit-ily. I wanted to be loved but, I have no love for me. I'd be lying if I said my sadness doesn't bring me ecstasy. So what the fuck am I supposed to do with me? I can't trust myself to not be unhappy. I'd be nothing at all if ...
For The Birds
Просмотров 113Месяц назад
[Lyrics] Oh the corpses in my graveyard have a devilish grin, and the vultures circling overhead are filled to the brim, with the toxic putrefying mass of flesh held within and once they're fuckin hungry they'll be coming back once again! (Fuckin feed off my sins) (Guitar Solo) Oh your days are fucking numbered and I feel bad for you son Because the buzzing of the buzzards Cannot be swayed by t...
Pedestrian Crossing
Просмотров 48Месяц назад
[Lyrics] (Guitar Intro) I've had great expectations, and yet I'm worried still From at least my perspective Nothing changes, nothing will I'm out here, looking for what's mine I'm not the girl you left behind... And all the burdens in my mind I'm horrified but doing fine... (Instrumental Break) I'm out here, looking for what's mine, I'm not the girl you left behind... And all the burdens in my ...
Welcome to Idaho
Просмотров 1522 месяца назад
[Lyrics] Damn girl you got that cake! And I'm fuckin talking triple C! And if you wanna top it off with somethin, If you've got the peaches, then I've got the cream. Let's put them together, we'll fuckin eat till we scream, And if you're following along then you might just get what I mean. (Holy shit this is inappropriate...) My bananas kinda fuckin split, Because it goes a couple ways. And the...
Jamming at the Railroad Crossing
Просмотров 1092 месяца назад
[Lyrics] (Verse) I'm fixated. It feels like I'm decaying, It's been a hundred degrees, For at least a couple days and, Now I'm starting to sweat. You know I've been trying my best. But when life's handing me these wounds, I hold them closely to my chest. And now I'm tryin to catch my breath, Because I have a case of asthma, And though I fuckin feel like death, I'm not trapped in some M.I.Asma, ...
Well I'll Be Damned
Просмотров 1902 месяца назад
[Lyrics] (Verse) Well I'll be damned, I found a quarter, Too bad life has got me feeling down, Like I'm being drawn and quartered. And If you don't get that reference, you're too young to be listening to me, go outside. (Seriously, what are you doing?) I'll be damned... Well I'll be damned! I guess I'm age-ist, But thank fuck I'm not a racist, I'm at least a quarter native, Hey I'll be damned, ...
Cerberus
Просмотров 382 месяца назад
I love you, you know who you are! [Lyrics] (Verse) Cerberus once had a master, And she loved them all so dear, One at a time, they went away, Now she feels so alone here. She still has a vampire, But a vampire is cold, I can't be her midnight heater, Though I long for her to hold. (somber piano solo) (Verse) The first head to go was trash dog, Though loyal till the end. I held and sang to her g...
If I Were You
Просмотров 5062 месяца назад
[Lyrics] (Verse) If I were you I wouldn't do, What you did, if you were you, Because if I were inside of you, Then you'd be me, and I'd be you. If I were you, you would be me, because it's me inside of you! (This is confusing...) (Verse) If you were me then we'd be we, Cause I'd be you, and you'd be me, But you'd be you, inside of me, And inside of you, I'd still be me, And when we become we ag...
FIX MY HEAD
Просмотров 922 месяца назад
[Lyrics] (Verse) I feel a little schizophrenic, Addlepated, diabetic, Obsessive, compulsive, dianetics! My life is just a little hectic, I'd tell you all about it but I'm feeling too eclectic. I might be Avoidant, it's just my personality, I like you a lot but you take the damn breath outta me. Bipolar Depression, Obsession, Obsession, I've been here before, you think I'd learn a damn lesson? P...
Settled For Less
Просмотров 1942 месяца назад
[Lyrics] (Verse) I'd tell you all about me, Though I'm unsure of who I am. And I don't take this task on lightly, I know I'm your gothic hippie friend. So let's start somewhere slightly, To the left of where I've been. And I'll make a song about myself, and we'll see if you like me then! (Chorus) I'm kind of a terrible mess, I wear my thoughts and heart on my chest, But you can bet your ass you...
Who's F*ckin Ready?
Просмотров 412 месяца назад
[Lyrics] (Verse) Who's fuckn ready!? To have a good time? I'd say that's also me , But my life is hard to ignore. You're fuckin ready?! To hear some sick rhymes? I'd say there's some dope beats, But your head ain't mine to explore. (Long Guitar Solo) (Chorus) I'd love to fuckin party, From the dusk till the dawn! Let-let me know when you're ready, I'll get my goth dress on. Just fuckin hold me ...
Forever Ever Never More
Просмотров 2452 месяца назад
Forever Ever Never More
Open My Coffin
Просмотров 543 месяца назад
Open My Coffin
The Vampire and The Herbalist
Просмотров 1793 месяца назад
The Vampire and The Herbalist
Give Me Blood
Просмотров 1113 месяца назад
Give Me Blood
The One Hundred Subscriber Special
Просмотров 643 месяца назад
The One Hundred Subscriber Special
Bring Out Your Dead
Просмотров 3474 месяца назад
Bring Out Your Dead
Roots For You (Abbey's Lullaby)
Просмотров 634 месяца назад
Roots For You (Abbey's Lullaby)
[Intro] Inauspicious Coffin
Просмотров 304 месяца назад
[Intro] Inauspicious Coffin
Zip Your Teeth Shut
Просмотров 375 месяцев назад
Zip Your Teeth Shut
Trasher Hooky (Mother's Day Special)
Просмотров 2075 месяцев назад
Trasher Hooky (Mother's Day Special)
Rough Me Up
Просмотров 2125 месяцев назад
Rough Me Up
Dance Until You're Dead! (All Night Party)
Просмотров 3995 месяцев назад
Dance Until You're Dead! (All Night Party)
Carve Me Out Like A Pumpkin
Просмотров 785 месяцев назад
Carve Me Out Like A Pumpkin
LET'S GET CRAZY! (My Asylum)
Просмотров 2735 месяцев назад
LET'S GET CRAZY! (My Asylum)
I'm Not Actually Me
Просмотров 1375 месяцев назад
I'm Not Actually Me