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I hid Billy’s LP wae this wan ohn it back in the 70’s! It wiz like a graffiti cover wae Billy ohn thi frunt given’ the Vicky! Brulyint soh it wiz!

Magic

You are the best

2:16 YOU ARE WELCOME

Alba gu bràth!

Whenever I play Skyrim from now and I encounter Draugr, I shall shout "Lemme go, you fuckers!"

Since there was 5 know

The funny irony of this song so many years later with Seville, Harris and Epstein.

Now two little boys had two little toys A whistle and a helmut blue And when they were wee it was plain to see What they'd grow up into They were hittin' other weans, bashing in their brains And shoppin' everybody too They didn't reform, now they're in uniform They're two little boys in blue Do you think I could leave you lying When I could lie my head off too If somebody squaks in the witness box I'll cover up for you I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes The way the sergeant taught us to Before you count to three we'll be off scott free We're two little boys in blue Now the duty sergeant said tuck the prisoners into bed But before you take their cocoa through Keep them in their cells and hit them where it tells But don't leave them black and blue You can kick them on their balls, bounce their head off the walls Bash them on the kidneys too Beat them on the legs and thighs but don't give them black eyes Or you'll be a prisoner too Do you think I could leave you lying When I could lie my head off too If somebody squaks in the witness box I'll cover up for you I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes The way the sergeant taught us to Before you count to three we'll be off scott free We're two little boys in blue So if you see them on the beat As they swagger down your street Here's a piece of advice for you Don't trust your luck turn around RUN LIKE THE CLAPPERS! From the two little boys in blue Do you think I could leave you lying When I could lie my head off too If somebody squaks in the witness box I'll cover up for you I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes The way the sergeant taught us to Before you count to three we'll be off scott free We're two little boys in blue

Suddenly remembered this song. Seems relevant in light of everything.

Anybody got a link to a live version of him playing this? (Not a live audio a live video)

This song was played before we departed Helesnbourgh Central last night. I was amongst many who went on a Farewell Tour for the BREL Class 314s yesterday. After Helensburgh the train ran direct to Glasgow Central Low Level. The Class 314s are now no longer working passenger trains in Scotland.

Still makes cry with laughter 😂

Biddy Biddy Bare Bum

🚂🚇🚃🛤️ All you'll get fined!🎟️🎫

One of my favourite childhood refrains .

You can be better too bill

A blast from the past … when comedians were funny ...

He's my man he's the best

0:20 A Seventh Day Adventist was buried in that one....

Billy is RIGHT ON here. I won't do stuff like creep around in the graveyard at night because LIVING people might be doing drugs or something there. Who wants to get attacked by a tweaker.

Billy you are a star. When I check out of this life, I want this played at my final farewell.

"Aaah let me go you fucker!" 😂😂

What are those pants 😂

Wilder beasts are stupid. They charge into a river full of crocs even though they can see the ones in front being dragged off. And a row of hungry crocs waiting for them. Why don’t they let the zebras who travel with them go first.

used to jump the train to Glasgow doggin the school.... trying {and failing} to make it home for 4pm lol

Billy Connolly deserves a monument

Inert xxxxx

Out of order

"Angus MacPherson, 1832 - 1934. Only the good die young."

Ye better catch~ this wan~ an ye better hav yer ticket, cause here's the man~ *Beedy beedy bum bum*

how u doing pal Tim

The Big Yin ! Truly One of Billys´best, even though less than 2 mins, now yoy know what 2 hours sounds like... Forever a Ledgend in my humble opinion.

Brill

Nice one Billy!

Great! ( As usual) Thanks Billy!

Repeat repeat....

Not when that was written.

Graveyards are kindof peaceful in my opinion,,, i do my best thinking in a cemetary

If you're going to Central from Helensburgh need to remember to change at Partick :)

One way to solve the problem might be to fit the toilet doors with a machine that requires you to wave your ticket at it to open the door. They already have something similar on First Class lounges at stations to make sure that people who don't have First Class tickets don't get in

27 halfwits

Don't. It's dishonest and completely unfair on those who have paid - and people wonder why the fares keep going up?

Connolly looks like a viking in the screenshot.

Just spat my drink all over my desk when he said "inert" hahaha

I was singing this in the shower just now and I thought 'God, not heard this in... 15 years? Wish I could hear it again'. Then I remembered what an era we live in, so I picked up my iPad and Lo! I am reunited with a song that was but a memory! Now to find the Victoria Wood one about her having had enough of men...

sounds like a shite idea

jump them then hen haha

a know the feeling going to helensburgh with no ticket

Billy Connolly grew up,get over it.