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Can you do a show in brisbane on Wednesday or Thursday night coz I have those days off. I know it’s selfish but just fuckin do it ya dog

Cant tell if brilliance or luck

Will the show be recorded?

No Melbourne live show?

Dont downplay the amazing things that happen at the local library.

The superstar Real Estate agent ad that devolves into him coward punching someone in the cab rank in the Valley while his Churchie brethren watch on is one I’d watch

Australia is pissweak, give us your dad's email so I can message him next time I'm at the library

Damien, @36:40, surely "a la bin" works better than "bin a carte"?

Oi Damo did you watch Bathurst now your brothers not in it? Like everyones shitting on it but you must be like "Oh shit actually i think this is way better now"

You guys have to make that polluted pelican stomach bit into a standup bit! That was so funny.

The intro is so satisfying

First time watching your podcast I love it

Fuck I've got a meth head with a $5000 hot on me for apparently stealing his violin when he was 16

Sublime

Always get excited when I see a new NN pop up in my feed. Always a fat laugh lads!

Hero = how Americans pronounce gyro (the greek meat etc. wrapped in pita)

Check out those triangle walls man, that's a nice looking studio wall.

The Neighbours meth bit is brilliant

Thanks for the laughs boys😂😂😂

Hey guys. I'll be taping my latest hour of stand up at the Sydney Comedy Store on Oct 22. Two shows 7:00pm and 8:30pm. Tickets are cheap! And they're available here: aucentury.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent?ev=139756&.comedystore.com.au&CV_site

His riffs ❤❤❤

Been on a Damian binge

This made me laugh out loud... XD

Dont be queer Bag your beer

My gf had 2 friends... that were a guy and a girl. And they both transitioned to a guy and a girl before marrying each other. And they hate to leave their house. Almost like they're ashamed of what they've become. But they won't admit it in person. But they'll defend grooming kids to do what they did at 28 years old. This world is bonkers

That's how to do comedy!

"let em cook"

You would get a plate of disgusting food that identified as beautiful food😂😂😂

Trans people would make you a hotdog and call it a hamburger

Yes, wonderful point 😂

They make rot pockets

Is this what you Americans call comedy

They order uber eats three times a day

very good joke! perfect setup.

slow start was the perfect set up

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Only discovered him today. Super funny, love his humour! New fan over here!

Remember to tip your landlords

"gently reprimanding players for taking a shit in a hotel lobby." This brilliant sentence sums up the entire NRL. The whole thing exists so that we can ogle and mollycoddle a bunch of morons who pointlessly chase a piece of leather around.

😂

2 of me 3 favourite n words. Love this pod.

You responded to a comment of mine on instagram once asking where you guys were, it was on someone elses profile so I couldn't find it and respond after I initially read it, but, just want to say VERY COOL! I love listening to you guys! That microplastics bit kills. Glad that you have been posting steady now!!! & Sending love from Florida

A bugs life on blu ray is their crypto 😂 fuck you guys had some energy in this one

Damn i feel called out over the long covid/mould exposure stuff. I am over the covid stuff now but the combo fucked my life for a good 2 years. Its not even like i lived in a bad Suburb. For example Mark Skaife had a giant mansion literally 10 doors down from mine. I live in Dandenong now in a worse apartment but without mould. Whats a few local stabbings when you finally can stop the constant migraines and chest infections.

swear you guys are the best Riffers in the business

Literally getting fucked by mould right now

So are DVDs gonna be this gangster bitcoin-like thing for preppers? This is my brother in Ohio you're talking about. The thing is, a lot of these guys are like drunk linux admins who really want to watch Hudson Hawk or Top Gear when you hang out, and it would blow your mind how many of these guys have a Plex server and a whole LAN-based thing going on because WTF dude these aren't the most right-wing people but they for-real aren't paying for unlimited cellular data. They've got a linksys router you need to login to if you want to connect to their Plex server if you want to airplay something to their TV. And that's a pain in the ass, but if you ever thought the world was going to end and you actually did need someone to burn you a DVD-R of Clockwork Orange and The Professional just in case, these guys would be glad to hook you up if you get them a 6-pack. If you want it LightScribed you'll need to make it a 12-pack.

Now I feel like I'm a guinea pig participating in a cockroach exposure experiment in Dallas. And someone's actually paying for the highest tier contract of Google AdSense Enterprise Research, so they get to perform clinical trials on me, and I've clicked on more than 10 legally binding waivers to allow them to do this without even realizing it. And people pay a lot of money for my data but I don't even realize it, because analytics has put me in a diversity group and Monsanto needs to be inclusive in their trials for pesticides, except I'm the control group in their study trying to show that people need toxic pesticide in their home because people with a massive cockroach infestation are 5 times more likely to put a gun in their mouth. Because seriously the sketchy pest control guy at my apartment complex literally said he'd fumigate my place 4 times, and he only showed up twice and sprayed something which was likely water on the baseboards. And I'm losing my goddamned mind because the apartment complex told me I need to get all my shit out of the cupboards so they can fumigate the place or set off a bug bomb or whatever, and it's so bad I'll get brain damage if I don't leave the apartment for at least 4 hours. So all my cupboards are open and all my shit is out and I look like if someone asked you to visualize if a hoarder did a truly problematic amount of meth what would their 700 sq. ft. loft look like, I think that's exactly my apartment. And I need to keep it that way because somebody's going to fumigate the place, and they need the cupboards empty. Then this asshole shows up and gives two squirts of probably-water along the baseboards in the kitchen/bathroom and leaves. And of course that's what he's gonna do! That's his job! Because I'm in the group with cockroaches who gets the placebo pesticide. And this is all being recorded for a reality show in Brazil, and I'm the bad guy and everybody hates me because I'm the mentally ill trans Karen who's constantly berating the latino staff in the rental office and having complete meltdowns screaming at people for not doing anything about the cockroaches and the barely-functional A/C in my $1,200 700-sq-ft. apartment where there's only gunshots once a week, but when there's gunshots there's a lot of them! No but I'm kicking ass. I'm doing well enough to be baked and eating thai curry in a little restaurant watching some Australian nerd podcast on an iPad drinking a meh sour ale wearing a too-tight T-shirt that says Squirter at 4:20 pm on a Monday, so things are pretty great. I can't think of anything else I'd rather do.

watched both of your shows at the Fringe Festival, you two were my favourite stand-ups. Glad to see you're friends!

Oh man I just watched Dan's 46-min thing again last night while I was baked and lamenting having two mosquito bites on my goddamned eyelid, and now this dripped 3 min. agu. It's nice to watch a guy that's more of a mess than me but chill about it. Spectrum-y people who aren't demanding my attention are the best.