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Free Bagels at the water cooler! Ow, they're pointy now...

I feel like Senor Cardgage with tbe can of peas should've been on the list

8:25 what episode is this?

Hsr is a goldmine for vocal stims

"shut it up-.. sh-.. shut it up, you" is something I've said daily for my entire life

Dude, so many of these that I silently quote to myself every day.

6:43 seconds into my first viewing and my wife made me stop watching it because I'm just reciting every bit as they come up. also I can't believe you cut the swe atshirt before 'you say tomater, I zadermadermorts."

4:56 was the brain itch that got me back on board

omg "harry elephante"

Larwy! If I’m ever in an echoing place, I’m gonna say that!

Stripe ped pants

My sister and I still quote "I met a possum" all the time

I say the “hey stupid” line with my dad to this day lol

3:47 Lol, parental bonus, those women are Fawn and Faith from the first game of raunchy point and click adventure series Leisure Suit Larry

3 minutes in and can confidently say you nailed it!

I had old timey strong bad answering an email via telegraph sporadically stuck in my head for about ten years “You…carpetbagger! Stop…”

I remembered almost all of these, so instead I decided to count how many I _didn't_ remember the context of. I counted eight.

3:41 that line “I bow know. I haven’t really thought that far ahead” I literally use in my day to day life 9:18 “this might hurt alottle” is another one I use

My cat is named Dougie and I regularly call him Douglas for this reason

A wagon full of pamcakes? In the campeenship?

Awww, I miss this stuff so bad, so thank you for this collection. This used to be my JAM back in the 2000's and part of the 2010's. It was like a whole geek mini-CULTURE. Like, we'd all check the website every now and then, see whenever they'd done a new homepage version and click all the buttons to see the new animations, we'd play the weird random little games, there were brand names and band names and made-up countries and video game companies that never existed that became their own full running gags... It was just fun stuff. Fun, silly, WTF, creative, weird, VERY VERY QUOTEABLE, stuff. :)

Me not just realizing now how much of this completely altered the way I talk and my sense of humor

Homestar Runner is the foundation of who i am somehow. I starting watching in 2002. And i was like 7 or something. Some people say "remember Dexters Lab" but like no buddy, i remember that Homsar was invented as a joke about a typo. I remember that Senor Cartgage is licensed to prescribe marriages in the state of Kansatica. I remember getting my mind blown when Strong Sad dressed up as Vivian from Young Ones. I loved Young Ones.

“You killed my brother!… I mean computer!”

10:27 WHAT ONE IS THIS?? Please I need to find it

3:27 Anybody know what episode this is from?

6:15 i found Liy From TPOT

Here are at least two things I have had implanted in my brain by HSR: 1/ I now Frenchify the word Illinois when it needs saying, with plenty of emphasis on the -nwaaahhh of the last syllable. 2/ If I need to say it, the letter MSG will be said in the style of a Teen Girl Squad death. M S Geeed!!

I said a hoo wah, fckwhgads I said a hoo ha fckwhgads!!

"They got in the boat! Fish fish!"

0:12 best moment of the video lol

May the comedy saints praise their names eternally.

One night when I was a child, my family all watched the Keanu resaves Constantine right when it had released, and my cousin showed me homestarrunner and I obsessed over it for many years. A lot of these quotes are stuck in my brain as well and I’m certain I think of quotes from this daily without even connecting the dots since they’re so engrained.

I quote "Rich, creamy pepperoni" almost weekly

The Virus sbemail had a ton of memorable lines, and is probably the one I remember the best.

Someone asked me for 3 of something the other day and I almost said "Stave it off, 1 2 3 and now you can count to three"

Bed bath and bEEy0nd

Istannbuuul. Of couuurrrssee

“Oh, there’s two of them!~” has always stuck with me anytime there’s two of anything.

I say, "cool, cool, depressing, cool," like all the time.

I felt old in that I had to explain to my younger sister and her boyfriend what the hell Homestar Runner was when I got the puppet and jokingly jump scared them with front racing Homestar

Cool boots, the Cheat! Ah, Hot soup is in my eye!

"i'll take it! i'll take 12!"

Wokestar runnner

10:44 jugga jigga wugga

“Aaahhh! You shanked my Jengaship!”

I'll never forget you, homsar.

If this was a TV show, I would watch nothing else, just like when I was 12, I pretty much looked at nothing else on the Internet

"Stave it off" will live in my brain rent free forever. Don't even know why, but who cares.

Awwiiiiight