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David Drake
Добавлен 5 дек 2013
Wife V Baby
Full special 'That's It!' streaming here: ruclips.net/video/toZu73qAQbU/видео.html&pp=ygUVdGhhdCdzIGl0IGRhdmlkIGRyYWtl
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David Drake - 800 Lb Gorilla Taping
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David Drake - 800 Lb Gorilla Taping
David Drake - That's It! (Full Special)
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David Drake - That's It! (Full Special)
David Drake - Sorry Mom Full Special (2017)
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David Drake - Sorry Mom Full Special (2017)
Sir, if I could only tell you how many times I watch your stand up and each of your specials is amazing. One day setting up those chairs is gonna be a memory you’ll cherish and not a task you’ll have to do but will probably wanna do anyway. Blessings
Post conception preborn people should be protected
looking a lot like Hank Green in those glasses 🤓
Loved "Oh no". And "Sorry mom" was okay. But you came back strong with this one man. I'll be keeping an eye out for you
Dave man, quit bugging yer da. The game's on. Get really drunk 1st. That's when men tell each other they love them
😂facts
He's the greatest therapist of all time 😂
1:00:00 the cat story
All the food? Even Italian tapas? (Nods toward a plate of mozzarella sticks with marinara)
Commenting for algo
"Doc, is this a therapy session or are you thinking about lunch?"
I love Geoffrey Asmus’s laugh in your specials. That dude is also one of the best in the world just like yourself!
For the record, this popped up on my algorithm, hope that means you’re on the train. Killer set, holy shit. Hope this blows up
Fuck you David, birds are cool! I do NOT want to end it all!
lol went a level deeper on this one - nice 👍
It’s supposed to be a secret! How dare you reveal big pharma and corrupt governments trashy secrets! Part of how they keep us sick but not sick enough to die fast, just slow enough to keep crawling back.
Good trash? Like, when you keep sleeping with the ex?
If you're still humping.. it's not really the x is it 😂
I love how dark this one got. 😂
Brilliant show
Appreciate it thanks 🙌🏻
Yup. The only reason I don't have abs is because I'm not some psychopath. 😅
Is it just me or is this guy ripping off your jokes David? ruclips.net/video/TQcfCB6ZpYw/видео.htmlsi=DsJ4VkYGqN0o-xx3
😂😂
I stumbled upon this page randomly and thought, okay, lemme check it out. Well, count me in as a big fan. Great, down to earth, smart, relatable comedy. Lots of good ol' self-deprecation without being maudlin or depressing. It was last night, Oct. 12, watched the set then Googled you, visited your webpage, subscribed and clicked to see when and where you're appearing live (I live in NYC). It was literally 8:15,and the date listed was Oct. 12, 9 pm in Brooklyn. WHAT?? For a second I thought, will I call Uber and go? Then I reminded myself I'm the least spontaneous person alive. But, I'll definitely come see your show - and I'm gonna recommend you to a bunch of friends who love good standup.
Ah thank you man really appreciate it 🤟🏻
The cat licks the fear when it's cleaning. The fear turns into anger, the anger into hate, and that is why cats are assholes.
😂
Subscribed after watching this and Oh No. This dude is way too funny to have this few subscribers.
Ah appreciate that thank you man 🙌🏻
I don't know what that is,... so that's probably poison..😂
kids love psyllium husk
It's good to know I'm not the only one brutally honest with my child about the animals we eat. Delicious meats! 🤤
😂😂
You look like Tyler Blackburn and sound like him too 😂
I would actually love to have parents like that😅
For the people concerned about this guy's parenting, I'm 99% sure he didn't actually say any of this to his daughter -- the footage of her has his audio dubbed over it. This is just a bit
What's wrong with his explanation? He's telling her the truth and answering her question.
@islamcneill6879 it's not great to use words like "tit" which have a crude sexual connotation, allude to recreational drug use in a non-negative manner, or provide low-quality information when talking to children
@islamcneill6879 I dare you to stand by what you just said after rewatching the bit where he said "we don't milk your Mom because your Mom and I wanted a party" like wtf is that even about? And why tf is he dehumanizing the Mom and comparing her to a cow or nut. And when did it become so normal for parents to half ass explanations only to really focus in on the creepy milking the t*t aspect of explaining what milk is and where it came from. Oh, yea no, I don't know what pasteurization is (simply heating the milk at a temp that kills the harmful bacteria), but I'll definitely emphasize that we don't milk your Mom the same way we milk a cow because we wanted a party, what party?? P.s. wtf does he mean by the evilness of the cow? That is such a stupid way to put it like bsfr
I am so glad, my parents aren't like you :)
what parents?
@@ThatWeirdGuy_PC the ones that abandoned you <3
@@MyoMer-i5e that makes absolutely no sense what
@@MyoMer-i5eare you guys related? 😂
@@MyoMer-i5eerm 💀
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From Scotland 🏴. Health care is free, all medication is free, parking at hospitals is free.
But then you have to live in Europe. Huge L compared to paying for some anesthesia
Okay europoor
@EarlLearl it's free for everyone, regardless of wealth, you giant spastic 😀😙
Anywhere in Tennessee/ Kentucky, and I’ll drive
Are you ever planning on making a trip up to Burlington VT?
If home schooling was so bad then how come more home school kids become successful then kids from public schools.
Hahaha much love to all my fellow homeschoolers
"I thank you?" I've literally watched this 50 times 🤣
😂🤘
I was laughing throughout the entirety of this set. Had a genuinely great time watching it.
Thanks for checking it out ✌🏻
Gotta love the real estate market!
Better get them all smoking!
Nice. I'm waiting for my mom to die so I can buy a house. Unless she lingers on to her late 90's and needs to live in a nursing home for like 15 years. In which case I'll just never own a house! 😃
Smoothest transition yet!!!!