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"Hey,You see new strange person?" "Manager"

1 おそらくシャーデンフロイデ 2 何も無い 処刑失敗

Fun fact: According to lore, there are more trumpets for higher threat levels, such as abnormalities breaching the facility and escaping to the surface, or the complete destruction of the section of the city above. The game only has the first three trumpets, as chances are, as the overseer of the facility, you yourself wont live long enough to hear any other beyond the third.

I got magical girl on day 17 That was my first time hearing warning 3 🥲

item asylum and these banger soundtracks are making me get lobotomy corp

2:59 this "beep" was personal.

Remember… 4th trumpet does exist. It’s just that no one is alive to activate the alarm..

Чёт не то с ютубом, даже через orbot.?

Im just Zayin, its not really a big deal

Warning 1: probably nothing to worry about Warning 2: “After all, I am you, BUT STRONGER.” Warning 3: probably everything to worry about this was an excuse to make a max0r reference, since nobody has done it as far as i know

dam.n

Famous last words in L.corp "Wow, this zayin just gave my employee a cool buff! But why is there a clock and biblical quotes... Eh im sure it would be fine!" "This looks like a nice zayin! I wonder why it has 30 PE boxes? Its aight i guess.." "This human shaped robot thing looks friendly so uhh i'll send an agent with ALEPH equipment to it!"

2nd trumpet hits so hard i want to breach every abnormality including one sin and hundreds of good deeds aswell with wellcheers and donth touch me and cause a seventh trumpet event and cause earth itself to explode and explode every freaking planet in the solar system.

First Warning - Oh! Something's going on. Let me deal with it. Second Warning - Oh god, something bad's going on. let me get everyone after it! Third Warning - Welp, there goes this save file.

i like how warning 1 is just an average containment breach then warning 2 goes so fucking hard for no reason at all

first warning: 0:00-2:59 Second Warning: 3:00-5:50 Third warning: 5:50-9:36 your welcome

1st trumpet: Nothing special just funeral and something else 2nd trumpet: okay big bird is out and another WAW is 3rd: Goodbye. Hello? Hello? Once apon a time BLEEEHHHHHH *The silent orchestra movement 4* Okay yep we are fucked.

Did y'all heard the disposal mode just before second trumpet or I'm tripping

guys CENSORED is in my facility and im doing the meltdowns soon,i cant memory repisatory,what do i do? how bad is my situation from 1-10

me at warning 1 and its day 3: OH NO (litteraly completes the workday after i say that) after that: calm

"attention, can the guy in the bird mask pray to the floating skull? the fetus is outside its containment"

6:32

3rd trumpet is like "restart? i should restart. restarting is good."

me when i forget to do work with whitenight (there was a containment breach)

1st trumpet:which idiot attacked punishing bird again? 2nd trumpet:ah fuck,the shit pony is out again 3rd trumpet:*intense stare at that one guy in the shelter from 27th March*

Hear me out:an ALEPH breaching should immidietly cause minimum 2nd trumpet

First Trumpet 0:00 Second Trumpet 3:00 Third Trumpet 5:50

알람으로 설정하기 좋은 노래

1:50 for the ah ah ah ah ah part

as a newbie who got into lobotomy corp from item asylum: 1st warning: restart day immidiatley 2nd warning(from this point on, everything is just a guess, i havent had it yet): god dammit i should restart from day 1 3rd: fuck i should quit this game ima go play battle cats

Trumpet 1: uh oh some abnomablies escaped lets do some suppressing Trumpet 2: You suck at Surpressing and or chaos is soon to follow Trumpet: maybe you should restart

Warning 1: blood moon lold Warning 2: zombie survival final wave but you have minigun and 3000 healty Warning 3: last stand. Theres nothing left.. you are the only hope.

1번짼 그냥 -_-인데 2번째부터 오 시발; 3번째는 오 이런 시발;;;

im doing a deathless run 2nd trumpet is either "oh no mountain and big bird got out" or a "FUCK SHIT NO NOTHING THERE SHIT FUCK" and theres no inbetween

1 warning, it's nothing too bad 2 warning, it's getting pretty bad 3 warning, it's NOTHING

Warning, Struggle, and Death

First Trumpet: Huh, that’s odd Second Trumpet: Oh hell, all agents to the sector Third Trumpet: Great time to restart…

(During third trumpet) Manager: Paterson, fire that crossbow Paterson: sir this crossbow has a broken arrow Manager: ah potato potato just fire it paterson

once on day 10 i got third trumpet bc fragment birb yadyadgaga escaped

“ONCE UPON A TIME IN A BLACK FOREST”

The theme songs for the alephs 1st trumpet: Mountain of smiling bodies,[CENSORED], and Apocalypse Bird (Punisher Bird) 2nd trumpet: Nothing There, RED MIST, and Apocalypse Bird (Big Bird) 3rd trumpet: Apocalypse Bird(Judgement Bird), Silent Orchestra, and White Night

trumpet 1: oh shit the bird got out anyways trumpet 2: oh shit nothings there and the grave of butterflies got out trumpet 3: oh shit

pray to osatogd (One Sin and Thousands Of Good Deeds)

“Don’t touch me”? You think that will stop me?

Project moon: ok its just 3 simple songs for warnings they dont have to be good The ppl who made the music: hold my 3 birds

cringoringo

me trying to suppress blue star after successfully suppressing censored with no one dying

I really want to make a monster hunter esk shooter inspired by this game

First Trumphet: I SWEAR TO GOD I JUST LEAVE YOU FOR 2 SECONDS / Yup… another magic bullet pentakill Second Trumphet: Well shit… this got a little out of hands Third Trumphet: Blue Star breached again… hahaha at least there is one sur… aaaand it's gone

4:25 ...all heed the Second Trumpet now 4:27 *all heed the Second Trumpet!* ALL HEED THE SECOND TRUMPET! *ALL HEED THE SECOND TRUMPET!!!*